Angela

No no I have to disagree with you there Mercy

Mercy

Oh really?

Angela

How can you seriously think that way?

Mercy

I just think in my opinion that I am right

Angela

Okay okay to be fair you did have some good points

Mercy

But?

Angela

Vlamara does not count

Mercy

Why the fuck not?

Angela

I just think we should focus on mortals instead of immortals

Mercy

Then my list is basically empty

Angela

No Daedra, No Vampires and no Semi immortal beings understood?

Mercy

Yeah, but I got nothing then

Angela

Alright, how about Prince Boldoc back in Hammerfell?

Mercy

Ah! Yeah, 10 out of 10 there

Angela

Full 10 points, why?

Mercy

The guy knew how to please a woman, he was focused on you instead of him. You remember how he would make you feel so special?

Angela

Ah yeah I do kind of recall him massaging my shoulders a lot, and he always made me feel good without you know penetrating me much

Mercy

Hah! I knew it, so he stays at a 10?

Angela

Fine. Okay, the Argonian Barmaid in Blackmarsh?

Mercy

Ohhh the Lizard, hah 10!

Angela

10 again, why?

Mercy

Hey say what you wanna about the Lizards but they know how to make a woman feel really damn good.

Angela

Go on

Mercy

Well, it is a little hard to explain. Just know think about their tongues and tails Angela

Angela

Yuck! No thanks, okay. Got anything?

Mercy

Boring Nord guy

Angela

You mean Hefeskr Cabbage-Chucker?

Mercy

Yeah the mighty Cabbage-Chuck

Angela

He was sweet

Mercy

And boring

Angela

You never were with him though so you can not judge him

Mercy

Thank Gods for that. Blah makes me feel sick even thinking about it

Angela

Well I was with him and he made me feel amazing

Mercy

Ange he fucked a cabbage!

Angela

Yes, me. He fucked me

Mercy

Lame, you just gave him a pity fuck

Angela

Okay, moving on

Mercy

Fine! How about that red head beauty I dated?

Angela

Scarlet? She was a 6

Mercy

No, she was a 10, 10 for sure

Angela

Go on, I need to hear the reasons

Mercy

Ohhh so many reasons Ange, she once covered herself in honey and made me lick her clean. She even used to wake me up by eating me out each morning, ohh and we used to fuck this other guy so we had constant threesomes and she did everything I liked, I pissed on her she pissed on me. I fisted her she fisted me, ohhh Scarlet you kinky little demon.

Angela

I can do all that but better

Mercy

Not as good a she did, wait are you jealous?

Angela

No, why would I be jealous of Scarlet? I was friends with her, I liked her. I may have fucked her best friend once but we were cool

Mercy

Hah! I knew it! Well when we fuck tonight I'm screaming her name not yours