Bandit Camp Cleaning Guide for Dummies: A Succubus Instructive - by Enisse Wildwing
Life of a succubus isn't easy.
On top of having to deal with human needs, there is also that insatiable hunger that never goes away.
Sometimes it gets so bad that one simply can't control it, but life can be even harder when you're also an adventuring succubus girl.
All those long roads with no civilized place in sight and no one to help with the hunger, not even a little kiss. What can a girl do when faced with such hardships?
In order to help younger and more inexperienced succubi, Enisse decided to make her own instructive on how to get some essence while out adventuring on those dangerous roads. Coincidentially, it's also a public service that Jarls and other authorities might be very grateful about, since it really makes the roads safer for adventurers, merchants, civillians and wandering peasants alike.
In fact, it is Enisse's personal opinion that every hold should hire their own succubus for it.
So what is this all about, you may wonder.
Well... Let's allow our girl to explain.Whenever out on the road, the first objective of any smart succubus girl, is to locate the nearest bandit camp and proceed to evaluate what kind of people could be installed in it.
It's especially useful to use the arousal vision to detect how horny they might be.
Once you've done that, it's a always good idea to proceed to step 2.
Step 2 is openly engaging in combat, yell some insults at them, call them a few names, that always works. Milkdrinker works especially well to call their attention.
You can fight a little, throw a spell here or there, maybe kill the least attractive ones, and use a lot of draining magic to weaken them.
But fighting is boring It's always better to do something sexy.
So the best way to get there is to just... surrender! They might be a little surprised at first, but they are usually not very smart, so they'll take it. Plus, you can always use your charms on them to make them trust you even more.Now that we got them eating from our hand, we can have our wicked way with them.
It doesnt really matter how many they are, the more the merrier, just enjoy the ride
Even if they get a little rough sometimes, any respectable succubus can take itAnd when it's time, and you feel like you're about to explode, we unleash the hunger. Just let it run wild and take you over completely.
After you're done, you can always take a selfie or something. The local authorities will be delighted of what a wonderful community service you have done.
Dont forget to pick up your clothes and clean up afterwards
I always like to walk, stretch my legs and wings and enjoy the scenery when I'm done. Tamriel is a beautiful place.
Thank you for reading ?
XOXO
-Enisse
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