Aria Bal

Come on, this is too easy!

Aria Bal

Are you even trying?

Aria Bal

Got you a present, no take backs!

Aria Bal

Overkill!

Aria Bal

Wow...

Mercenary #1

You've got no where to run now Freelancer!

Aria Bal

Hey I'm just trying to have a few games of Halo 4 here lady

Mercenary #1

I said don't move!

Aria Bal

Alright, easy

Mercenary #1

I've got one, over here!

Aria Bal

One... killer voice, damn girl you sound like Jen Taylor

Mercenary #1

Shut up!

Aria Bal

Alright alright, when I make a promise, I keep to it

Mercenary #1

Where are the other Freelancers?!

Aria Bal

Freelancers?

???

Answer wisely

Mercenary #1

It's over, there are more of us then you. Surrender and you may yet live

Aria Bal

Wait a second, is that a Sniper rifle pointed at my head or are you just happy to see me? Be honest your happy to see me

Mercenary #1

You have till the count of 10!

Aria Bal

I'm not a Freelancer! I have no idea what that even is, I was just pwning noobies then bang I'm here, wherever here is

Mercenary #1

6... 5...

Aria Bal

Bet I could take your Sniper Pal before you can drop me?

Mercenary #1

4... 3...

Aria Bal

Alright alright, I surrender

Mercenary #1

Good now--

Aria Bal

Surprise Mother Fucker!

Mercenary #1

AH!

Aria Bal

Aria 1, You 0

Aria Bal

You want some more or did I break your spine enough for you not to be able to move ever again?

Mercenary #1

BITCH!

Aria Bal

Ah Shut up!

Locus

Impressive, I almost fell for that decoy

Aria Bal

Yeah well she fell for it

Locus

Move one inch and I'll put a round right though your visor Freelancer!

Aria Bal

I'm not a Freelancer!

Locus

Then what are you?

Aria Bal

I badass with a great ass!

Locus

Tell me where the Reds and Blues are hiding

Aria Bal

Who now?

Locus

The Reds and Blues, and your other Freelancer friends

Aria Bal

Wait... wait a second. Am I?

Locus

I'm giving you to the count of 5

Aria Bal

I'm in the Red vs. Blue universe now?

Locus

4... 3...

Aria Bal

Wait a moment, your Locus, OMG you were super badass and a really cool character back in the day, wow I am such a fan. Can I get your autograph, maybe a Selfie?

Locus

2...

Aria Bal

Yoink! I'm also a fan of living!

Locus

Uh!

Aria Bal

Bye bye now

Locus

This is not over!

Aria Bal

Feels over to me