Angela Healing-Hands

Looks like a nice enough place

Wilhelm

Welcome to my tavern friend, what can old Wilhelm get you?

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh, I'm not too thirsty today thank you.

Wilhelm

I see, so then what do you need?

Angela Healing-Hands

I'm just curious if you had any issues needed taking care of?

Wilhelm

Issues here in Ivarstead? Hah! Your joking surely?

Angela Healing-Hands

Wilhelm I am a woman of great heroics, there is no task I will turn down and dont call me Shirley

Wilhelm

Heh, sure lass. Well, there is a small matter you might be able to help out with, if you think you can handle it?

Angela Healing-Hands

Please go on

Wilhelm

Very well. Folk around here say they been seeing the dead, ghosts to be precise

Angela Healing-Hands

Ghosts huh?

Wilhelm

Aye, we call it the Spirit of Should Hearth Barrow

Angela Healing-Hands

Why is that?

Wilhelm

The main sightings are around the borrow

Angela Healing-Hands

I see, has anyone tried to go into the Barrow?

Wilhelm

No, everyone is too afraid and I can't blame them.

Angela Healing-Hands

I'm not afraid

Angela Healing-Hands

Has to be her

Angela Healing-Hands

Hmm, still sleeping not on guard duty?

Angela Healing-Hands

So are you, hmm. Whatever it is causing these haunting has not affected them

Angela Healing-Hands

Whatever she is up to, I'll stop her fun then bring her home

Angela Healing-Hands

The air is warm here, there is a fire near by

Angela Healing-Hands

Your... not Mercy?

Wyndelius Gatharian

No, I'm not. I mean... whooooo be afraid mortal

Angela Healing-Hands

Hah, that's it?

Wyndelius Gatharian

What do you mean "that's it"?

Angela Healing-Hands

Buddy I'm a Cleric whose in love with a Necromancer. I know when something is dead, and when something is alive and you are very much alive

Wyndelius Gatharian

You fool, the dead do not--

Angela Healing-Hands

Yeah yeah can you please stop pretending, I'm getting bored here

Wyndelius Gatharian

Why, why have come here?

Angela Healing-Hands

Thought you were someone else, turns out your just an idiot scaring the locals

Wyndelius Gatharian

What is it to you?

Angela Healing-Hands

Well, I take offence to this whole thing. I mean it is very convincing heck I'd be fooled too but like I said. Your a fake spirit

Wyndelius Gatharian

Then you DIE!

Angela Healing-Hands

Now now just wait a moment, I mean come on kill me later but atleast let me hear what your doing all this for? I mean I have no chance of surviving this encounter anyway

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hmm, very well you have a point and I do not get company down here.

I'm a Tomb Raider

Angela Healing-Hands

A what now?

Wyndelius Gatharian

I raid Tombs, for coin and any other valuables left for the dead

Angela Healing-Hands

I see, so your using what a illusion spell to appear spectral?

Wyndelius Gatharian

No, no magic here

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh really? Go on please this is very interesting. So if not a magical illusion my second guess is it is alchemical 

Wyndelius Gatharian

Yes, it is an potion I created.

Angela Healing-Hands

A potion did this to you?

Wyndelius Gatharian

I know, hard to believe right? I appear like this for hours at a time

Angela Healing-Hands

But it wears off?

Wyndelius Gatharian

Eventually yes

Angela Healing-Hands

What ingredients do you use?

Wyndelius Gatharian

I'll never tell you, your a dead woman. Wait, is that a nipple?

Angela Healing-Hands

Uh, yeah

Wyndelius Gatharian

What sort of person wears such a revealing outfit?

Angela Healing-Hands

I mean it is just a nipple, you have nipples too

Wyndelius Gatharian

Yes, but I do not have breasts!

Angela Healing-Hands

Yeah and?

Wyndelius Gatharian

Have you no shame?

Angela Healing-Hands

Not really, I mean I've done some real shameful things in my time

Wyndelius Gatharian

You are a strange woman

Angela Healing-Hands

You have no idea buddy

Wyndelius Gatharian

Either way, you die now

Angela Healing-Hands

Come on, killing me is pointless. I can be very useful to you alive

Wyndelius Gatharian

I doubt it very much

Angela Healing-Hands

No I'm serious here. Let me help you raid this Tomb atleast

Wyndelius Gatharian

And you want a fair cut of my takings I guess?

Angela Healing-Hands

Let me live, that is all I ask. Spare me, and I'll help you Tomb Raider

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hmm, very well. But you try anything and your dead

Angela Healing-Hands

I understand. I'm Angela by the way, you are?

Wyndelius Gatharian

None of your business wench!

Angela Healing-Hands

Well, this wench thinks there is a reason your still here. Having trouble getting into the main hall are we?

Wyndelius Gatharian

No, I'm not having any issue at all

Angela Healing-Hands

You lie, very badly too. No, you have been here a while based on the fact you set up a little base down here. What is the problem?

Wyndelius Gatharian

Very well, you are smarter then you look wench. The entrance requires a key of sorts and I can not find it anywhere

Angela Healing-Hands

Then break down the entrance

Wyndelius Gatharian

I do that and every damn Zombie wakes up and I'm done for

Angela Healing-Hands

So they are not fooled by this whole spectral thing?

Wyndelius Gatharian

At first yes, but once they saw me turn back they all tried to attack me

Angela Healing-Hands

I see, how interesting. I have read some studies that they leave mortals alone who are no harm to them meaning they know why your here but are also confused about you.

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hmm and I'm curious why did they not attack you when you came down here?

Angela Healing-Hands

I know my way around the undead. Plus the whole Necromancer lover thing helps in a way, I stink of death according to her so I guess I'm dead to them

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hmm, very interesting. You are very different to any woman I have met here or in Morrowind. Perhaps you are useful after all

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh you have no idea buddy. So this is how I see it. You need my help and I need yours. I'll help you get into the main chamber, and once you get what you want you leave town and no one else gets hurt, deal?

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hmm, what makes you think you are in any position to make a deal with me?

Angela Healing-Hands

Come on, shake my hand you know I'm more then meets the eye. I just want you to leave the poor people alone and if that means helping you raid this place then I see no other measure required.

Wyndelius Gatharian

Yes, very well. But there is one other thing I require from you, then we have a deal. Are you willing to do it?

Angela Healing-Hands

Sure, name it I'll do it

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hah oh wench you are going to regret that haha

Angela Healing-Hands

Look we are wasting time here, I'll do it whatever it is you need me to do.

So can we shake now?

Wyndelius Gatharian

Yes, we can shake ha

Angela Healing-Hands

Great! So lets... why are you.... oh, OH! You... you sneaky elf.

That was clever

Wyndelius Gatharian

It's part of the deal, I've not seen a woman for quite sometime.

None as fine as you anyway

Angela Healing-Hands

Fine, I accept my role in this.

Whatever it takes for you to leave this place faster

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hah, oh I'm going to enjoy this

Angela Healing-Hands

Actually I'm curious if you will feel it, I mean can you feel anything?

Wyndelius Gatharian

I'll feel it!

Angela Healing-Hands

Really, you feel my hand?

Wyndelius Gatharian

Yes

Angela Healing-Hands

Fascinating, I feel the air

Wyndelius Gatharian

Wow slowly now

Angela Healing-Hands

Aw, been some time since someone was down here huh?

Wyndelius GatharianI 

I do not need your bickering wench

Angela Healing-Hands

Call me Angela--

Wyndelius Gatharian

Well Angela, get to the good part!

Angela Healing-Hands

Ass.... whole

Wyndelius Gatharian

Ahhhh that felt good

Angela Healing-Hands

That was not part of the deal!

Wyndelius Gatharian

The deal was you help me, and I help you. I needed your mouth and now you get my treasure

Angela Healing-Hands

First of all, you really are an ass and secondly I wanted it on my face jerk off

Wyndelius Gatharian

Well now it is in your gut! Would you like me to spill it?

Angela Healing-Hands

Shut up, I was being nice before but that was a dick move

Wyndelius Gatharian

Quit your moaning, so the deal has been shaken shall we say.

Get me my treasure

Angela Healing-Hands

Fine... Gods

Wyndelius Gatharian

Hurry now, before I'm good and ready for round 2