Angela

So, what you thinking? Cowgirl? Doggy style? Missionary?

Mercy

Hardcore

Angela

Hardco--

Mercy

Yes, Hardcore sex

Angela

<Flips round reversing the roles> Meaning what?

Mercy

Well... rough sex what else?

Angela

How rough we talking?

Mercy

Pretty rough, no blood or broken bones but you might have a few bruises

Angela

I can live with that <Flips round reversing the roles again>

Mercy

I know you can

Angela

I love switching roles

Mercy

As do I Sister, so do I

Angela

So, tell me what you did to earn this position?

Mercy

You want a reason? Fine, I poisoned the local water well, I swapped some raisins with chicken shit, I--

Angela

Yikes... Come on, serious Mercy. Naughty stuff

Mercy

I fucked a Vampire Lord

Angela

So be it!

Mercy

Ah!

Angela

So... what am I doing?

Mercy

Just lay still, act dead

Angela

Dead?

Mercy

Yeah, dead

Angela

Your messed up

Mercy

Yes, yes I am 

Angela

This is weird

Mercy

Shut up, dead people do not speak

Angela

Yes they do, Ghosts speak, Zombies mumble and Draugr--

Mercy

I really wish we had ball gags here

Angela

Well we don't

Mercy

Seriously?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Angela

That was... different

Mercy

Good different or bad different?

Angela

It was okay, but I'm in no mood for it again anytime soon.

Mercy

I'll be sure to sneak in some actual paralyses potion into your drink next time. Make it more fun

Angela

Gods...

Mercy

You okay? Did I really freak you out?

Angela

No no I'm just thinking about yesterday

Mercy

About this house?

Angela

Yes, why do you want a house when we have a house?

Mercy

I want a real place to call our own, not that place

Angela

THAT is our home

Mercy

We stole it

Angela

We earned it

Mercy

By tricking Drelas?

Angela

Drelas murdered the previous owner and took over

Mercy

And your point?

Angela

We not only avenged what poor fool Drelas killed to get it. We earned it. The Jarl made it officially ours, we pay tax for Gods sake Mercy

Mercy

Still feels like we did not earn it

Angela

Oh! And we've earned this?

Mercy

I mean, no but still this place is bigger

Angela

Bigger is not always better

Mercy

Says you, you've never been a fan of Redguards

Angela

Mercy... shut up! That has nothing to do with cock size! A home is what you make it, home is where your Family live. We've been on the road for so long, I think we've forgotten what a home really feels like Mercy

Mercy

Hmm, fine fine

Angela

We can change the name when we get back, make it officially ours

Mercy

Still wont matter

Angela

It will, you'll see

Mercy

Our real home is long gone anyway

Angela

It is. But we have to try to make something of it

Mercy

I guess we should atleast try right?

Angela

Thank you

Mercy

Yeah yeah get me that sex dungeon and I'll be happy

Angela

I'll see what I can do

Mercy

Thank you

Angela

It can be where we keep Vlam when we are not using her

Mercy

Hmm, sounds good to me. I want the full dungeon experience

Angela

So it's settled. When we get back we will make it official

Mercy

Best way to make it official is to marry me you know you know?

Angela

Hmm, lets get though with our business here then if you prove you are my soul mate then I will accept

Mercy

So being in love with you, there for you and being the only person you can trust is not enough?

Oh and not to mention the only person who knows what you like down there

Angela

Sex is not everything in a relationship. You may love me, you may care for me but your heart is not mine yet

Mercy

No no no my heart is yours, and yours is mine

Angela

Mercy, you have to prove your my soul mate before Mara

Mercy

Mara, why the fuck do I have to do that?

Angela

 Prove to her that you are worry of my heart, then Lady Mara will allow us to get married and become one again

Mercy

Okay, again how do I do that?

Angela

That is between you and Lady Mara

Mercy

Great, so no hints?

Angela

Mara is the goddess of love. Prove your love to her for me

Mercy

So... all I need to do is what?

Angela

You do know how the Divines work yes?

Mercy

No, I worship the Daedra remember?

Angela

You do. You know what I know, so do not try that one.

Mercy

Damn you

Angela

Maybe Lady Mara will come to you in a dream, maybe she will send a follower to you or maybe, just maybe she will bless you straight away

Mercy

Okay, then how do you know if she does any of this?

Angela

I'll know, trust me

Mercy

Great... now I gotta make good with a Divine being

Mercy

How hard can that be?