Angela

Unhand me Necromancer!

Mercy

Hey this is your fault, you left yourself unguarded!

Angela

You killed my friends!

Mercy

They were boring, now you... your fun

Angela

Gods... why do I love you so much?

Mercy

Because your no better then me!

Angela

HEY! That is not how that went! Tell the truth Mercy or else!

Mercy

Or else meaning what?

Angela

It means Mercy... tell the truth or.. or I'll tickle you

Mercy

Bah whatever, you know I'm not into that stuff, so it's... wait, you don't care do you? You want to do it for fun because it torments me... Gods!

!!!THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU!!!

Angela

Yes, and now the truth?

Mercy

Very well

Mercy

Unhand me vile Cleric!

Angela

Hush now Evil Necromancer!

Mercy

Gosh... your hands... they are so soft, what madness is this?

Angela

There is only one way to purify your vile soul Necromancer

Mercy

Fuck me till death, then rebirth me?

Angela

Hey, how did you know that?

Mercy

I was going to do the same thing to you, only this time you'd join me

Angela

I'll never join you!

Mercy

Is that a Black Soul Gem in my Ass?

Angela

Yes, yes it is... how did you know?

Mercy

Where else do you shove a Black Soul Gem?

Angela

Hmm, true enough

Mercy

Alright, you have me. Do your worst

Angela

This will be take a few moments

Angela

Ah I so many fond memories of that place

Mercy

Heh me too

Angela

Even when we fell out we'd still go there from time to time, I just... somehow knew you'd be there

Mercy

Well it was the only place where I got to have great sex

Angela

Yeah it was pretty---

Wait! 

Did... did you had sex with your vile Necromantic fiends?

Mercy

I mean... sometimes yeah, if the guy or girl looked good enough and wanted some action, sometimes it was out of boredom others fun....

 In fact this one guy who was pretty handsome, all the Necro Bitches thats what I called them behind their backs by the way. Well they wanted him, but he choose me because... anyway we fucked a few times, he was decent enough in the sack, ticked all the boxes you could say, but one time he wants to me to this thing with a knife and like to cut a long story short, she shoots his load into me just as I shove the blade into his chest. He thought if he died while creating life he would be immortal, turns out he was really stupid

Angela

Yuck... you atleast washed before coming to see me right?

Mercy

Sometimes, if that was an option

Angela

Yuck! Mercy W.T.F!

Mercy

You have heard of Hygiene spells right?

Angela

What? Of course.... Gods! Your so fucking weird

Mercy

Oh so you never got down with your stupid Vigil friends or anyone else who was stupid enough to trust you?

Angela

I mean there were some handsome guys who needed a hand if you catch my drift? A few woman here or there but no one... well now I recall one woman yes. She was a Breton, had pretty red hair, freckles... and a beautiful smile

Mercy

What happend to her?

Angela

You killed her

Mercy

OH! Shit... uh sorry

Angela

Hey I killed plenty of your friends too, besides it is all in the past now.

We've made up since those dark times

Mercy

They were not really my friends though

Angela

Still, I miss her...

Mercy

I miss a lot of people as well

Angela

Hey as long as we are still here, we keep them alive in our hearts

Mercy

True I guess. You also killed my pet Skinned Hound, I'm still a little pissed about that by the way

Angela

You had a pet Skinned Hound?

Mercy

Yeah I did, and her name was Shevi, I walked her and like fed her & shit

Angela

What do you even feed a Skinned Hound?

Mercy

Small animals mostly, sometimes the odd foolish adventurer who came into my lair... Damn I loved that stupid bitch... and YOU blasted her into a million pieces!

Angela

Aww, does Mercy miss her Doggy Woggy?

Mercy

Shut the fuck up, or I'll go kill one of your friends Dogs!

Angela

Heh, sure you will, but... yeah like those were some Dark Days huh?

Mercy

Pretty fucked up times.... all that death, all those things we did... but in the end it didint matter because.... we choose each other other them.

Angela

We turned our backs on them, returned to that old shack

Mercy

And fucked each others brains out...

 

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Angela

We should go back there someday

Mercy

Yeah, we should

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Sometime later...

Angela

Well, here we are

Mercy

You ready Hero?

Angela

Try and break me, if you can vile Villain

Mercy

Oh, I will try indeed

Angela

Do, or do not, there is no try

Mercy

The fuck does that mean?

How can I do something if I do not try it first?

Angela

Sounded cool in my head when I said it

Mercy

Yeah yeah, well Hero any last words?

Angela

I love you

Mercy

Louder, I want half of Skyrim to hear you

Angela

!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU !!!

Mercy

!!!LOUDER!!!

Angela

You still awake?

Mercy

Yeah...

Angela

This was really nice Mercy

Mercy

Yeah yeah

Angela

Coming back her after all these years, well its not changed at all

Mercy

The dead guy upstairs was not there last time we were here

Angela

Funny... but I guess brigands will be brigands

Mercy

Heh, a fucking men Ange.. still he died too slow should have let me have my fun with him

Angela

It would have ruined the mood, the only person screaming should have been me when you fucked me really good

Mercy

Still, bashing his skull in is too quick. Next one we come across I call dibs

Angela

Oh fine, if you really want to then sure. I'll even help lure them in to a trap

Mercy

What I really want is to do at this moment for some strange reason is paint you naked, with the blood of my enemies

Angela

Hah, maybe one day you can but right now we do not have a canvas, paint or even brushes... can you even real paint?

Mercy

I mean I can try

Angela

Ha ha oh Mercy

Mercy

Ha ha I'm serious though

Angela

Does this remind you of when we were kids?

Mercy

You mean sitting by the fire, watching it turn everything into ash while listening to Mother sing her silly songs just as Father returned from Guard duty. Yeah Ange, it does

Angela

I can still smell the burning food, Mother forgot to turn off the oven again

Mercy

Heh, yeah Mother could not cook to save her life

Angela

I miss them

Mercy

As do I

Angela

Like I said, they are alive in our hearts

Mercy

Yeah, they are

Angela

You remember when we turned 5, and Father came home with a that dolly he'd made for us?

Mercy

The terrible one with the missing eye and half stitched smile?

Yeah, what was it called again?

Angela

Lilith, I loved that stupid so much, even if it did look like crap

Mercy

Remember when you lost it and you cried your eyes out, so Father stayed up all night looking for it because you could not sleep, must have been like 4 hours till he found it up the chimney for some stupid reason

Angela

Yeah...

Mercy

Whatever happend to that stupid thing?

Angela

I think a Nix-hound tore it to shreds

Mercy

Nix-hound? The fucks a Nix-hound?

Angela

Really? It's a medium-sized arthropod native to the province of Morrowind. They hunt in packs and generally inhabit the badlands of Morrowind. They have also been known to be captured and domesticated in Morrowind by bandits and others of that sort, whether for the purpose of combat, guards, entertainment, or simply as pets. They are carnivores and cause many problems for the common people of Morrowind

Mercy

What the fuck, you read that in a book for sure

Angela

Yeah, you seriously do not recall them?

Mercy

No

Angela

Hmm, odd. Anyway those were the good old days

Mercy

I know you, we technically have a Daedric pet but still, I would not mind an actual pet from time to time

Angela

Vlam can be our Dog if you want?

Mercy

I'd prefer you as a Dog, hmm bet thats a kink for someone

Angela

I bet it is Mercy

Mercy

Hmm, I'm so going to find out when we are done here. Bet it's weird and shit

Angela

Why is fire so pretty?

Mercy

I don't know

Angela

Well It is as pretty as you

Mercy

I'm flattered but fail to see the reference. I do not burn you when you get too... oh yes, now I see the reference

Angela

My goofy Necromancer

Mercy

I'm a Conjurer damn you

Angela

You summon dead things, that makes you a Necromancer

Mercy

I pull dead things from Oblivion to serve my needs. A skeleton is a skeleton Ange, so that makes me a Conjurer not a Necromancer

Angela

Yeah, but Necromancers are hotter to me

Mercy

Fine... I'm a Necromancer

Angela

Before we head home, you wanna go one more round?

Mercy

I'd love to

Angela

Heh, give me a minute... I just gotta stretch, you know this place coming back here, made me realise how much it means to me

Mercy

It's just a house, the owner died decades ago.

No one say for the odd bandit lives here anymore

Angela

Hmm yeah but still it is our special place.... hey, say the owner do you recall what happen to him?

Mercy

Old Nord guy, his daughter was kidnapped and he could not pay the ransom.

He killed himself a year later

Angela

Well... thats, tragically horrible

Mercy

They say his ghost still haunts this place

Angela

Really?

Mercy

Heh, fuck if I know... I know he died thats it

Angela

Heh, you ever think... I mean--

Mercy

Hey, whats wrong?

Angela

Home... our old home, do you think their ghosts are haunting it?

Mercy

Ange....

Angela

I'm sorry, I'm being stupid

Mercy

No no you are not.

Angela

As a Necromancer, tell me could they be raised?

Mercy

I mean... it is possible, but they died decades ago their soul has likey moved on Angela. And a Necromancer would have to be aware that they died there, plus their bodies were burnt to ash. There is little to no chance of raising them, trust me I've thought about this. They are safe from the likes of me

Angela

Thank you

Mercy

I've thought about it many times, just seeing them once more would it help?

No. I know it would cause them pain, they should rest.

Angela

I had a great time Mercy, who knew failing to find a room could lead to such a trip down memory lane?

Mercy

Yeah, I know what you mean

Angela

Good, because when we get home I'm...

Mercy

Your?

Angela

Say, do you ever wonder why we are here?

Mercy

You mean right now? Because right now we are gonna have sex, I think

Angela

Mephala said our destiny was written in her webs and she'd waited for us to be born. That we are...

Mercy

We are her chosen?

Angela

We are more then that, we are part of the cycle of life and death.

We are the balance of the universe, we are the turning wheels of life itself

Mercy

Wait, you mean because we are both two very different aspects of the same person that we... are what?

Angela

A Dyad

Mercy

A what now?

Angela

Master Xavier had a great selection of books in his personal library. One of them was on the topic of Dyads and if it was possible they existed. It was a... list of Heroes and Villains throughout the Ages who may have been Dyads, who were connected in some way, some even brought up the question of the Daedric Prince Sheogorath himself being one. 

It is so weird that it came to me just now.

Mercy

What are you saying Ange?

Angela

Mercy we are more special then we thought, everything that happend to us... it was fate, our fate has always been this, Mephala say it in her webs

Mercy

Right, so can we have sex now?

Angela

Think about it. We.. the same person with two different aspects of life, we are living proof that Dyads do exist.

Mercy

Yeah yeah, so we doing this or?

Angela

I have to write to Master Xavier as soon as we get home, we need to compare notes and discuss this further

Mercy

Right, you done with your break though because I want sex?

Angela

Yes.. yes of course, Mercy when we get home I need you to write everything you like and dislike, whatever it is please it is important

Mercy

I dislike not having sex for one

Angela

Gods... I knew we were different, but... we are both physically and mentally opposite one another further proof of the truth. You lived inside my head for nearly a decade... and I was not mentally ill because of it

Mercy

Right....

Angela

This is fantastic news, oh Mercy I am so happy

Mercy

Happy enough to join me in bed?

Angela

Kiss me, kiss me Gods!

Mercy

You got it

Angela

Is this... a Horse's cock?

Mercy

Yeah, thought it be different

Angela

Never had one of those before

Mercy

First time for everything

Angela

My loving partner

Mercy

Sister, Girlfriend whatever you wanna call me is fine

Angela

See even our sexual energies are tied

Mercy

They are?

Angela

I can feel it, you want more, as do I

Mercy

More coming up then

Angela

Gods, I'm so happy

Mercy

I noticed