Night-Life City 04/11/2552 01:36 am

Angela

So.... What time do you call this?

Mercy

Aw... shit!

Angela

Well Mercy?

Mercy

I... uh, yeah have no excuse Ange

Angela

Oh really? So where were you?

Mercy

Just went for a little walk is all, needed some fresh air thats all Ange

Angela

So you've been busy tonight? Thats funny because I too have been busy reading the news coming in. Did you know a suspected Criminal Drug Lord was just found dead, and his entire "personal escort team" were found dead too, with a lot of bullet holes in'em? Sounds real messy, no witnesses

Mercy

Oh, no not heard anything like that today

Angela

Hu-huh, I thought you wanted a peace and quiet?

Mercy

I did, and then something happend, then a lot of somethings happend after that and--

Angela

I think Vigilantes are fucking hot Mercy

Mercy

Heh, yeah totally?

Angela

Oh and the Police recovered enough evidence to take down the rest of the Ring leaders. Amazing work whoever it was who did it, I'm sure they were well skilled, brave and super fucking hot, oh and maybe they forgot that their Girlfriend and her had made plans? Sexy plans Mercy

Mercy

I... thought I'd be back sooner to be honest

Angela

Mercy I've been sitting here covered in baby oil for the last 6 hours, I've masturbated so many times already that I've lost count. You really missed out on some fun hon

Mercy

Look I know I fucked up our plans. I promised to do this thing for you and, I got carried away and--

Angela

What are you going to do to make up for it?

Mercy

Uh.... get more baby oil?

Angela

Heh, no more I'm afraid, I got the last one.

Mercy

Shit, uh run to the other store and--

Angela

Fuck the baby oil, fuck the police, fuck all of it. Mercy fuck it all

Mercy

Uhh....

Angela

Lose the clothes you poor fool

Mercy

Oh, yes

Angela

Something wrong?

Mercy

No no its... fine, just... don't freak

Angela

Oh! And where were you hiding that?

Mercy

You don't want to know

Angela

Maybe I do though?

Mercy

Trust me, you don't. You know those things are bad for you right?

Angela

Heh, yeah I do babe but I like a little danger in my life, besides know what is also bad your health? Bullet holes. So unless you can think of a fun way to use that sexually I'd recommend putting that thing away babe before one of us has to go see a real Doctor

Mercy

Relax, it is empty

Angela

Oh, so it's empty huh?

Mercy

Ah shit, you got me

Angela

I knew it was you to start with, you can't hide shit from me

Mercy

Guess I'm going to have to silence you then

Angela

Yeah? Can you think of a good way to do that?

Mercy

A few good ways for sure, some funner then others

Angela

Well, I'm waiting?

Mercy

I'm not feeling it, besides it been a long night this girl has been though a lot

Angela

Aww, the way you stroke that thing you'd think you were in a relationship with it?

Mercy

Who says I'm not?

Angela

Did you cheat on me with a Pistol?

Mercy

Maybe?

Angela

Are you saying you love that thing more then me?

Mercy

Maybe

Angela

Oh fuck you!

Mercy

Heh, it is a close tie though you both go Boom!

Angela

Maybe you'd prefer to sleep with the pistol tonight?

Mercy

Nah me and her been though enough today, she needs her rest

Angela

Your so fucking weird!

Mercy

And you love it!

Angela

Yes, God knows why but I do love your weirdness so much

Mercy

Someone has to

Angela

Ah and I see you've shaved down there finally

Mercy

Well someone kept insisting that I shave down there

Angela

Hey what can a girl say "the take out service was great but there was always a damn hair in my food" still good service though

Mercy

EW! Shut the fuck up you gross bitch!

Angela

Hey a girls gotta eat

Mercy

Heh yeah she does, and you say I'm weird!

Angela

So, are you going to say anything about my sexy outfit for tonight?

Mercy

It's very you

Angela

<Laughter>

Mercy

See, I can make you laugh

Angela

Oh my sweet Mercy, you can do far more then make me laugh hon

Mercy

I know, I've been with you long enough to know how to make you scream to the heavens or so maybe even so the Devil himself can hear us

Angela

Come on, I wanna show you something

Mercy

Okay, so we are not having sex then?

Angela

In a few moments yes, but you are gonna love this thing I got us. You are gonna love it

Mercy

Am I?

Angela

Oh yes, I bought it a couple weeks back and it came today while you were out

Mercy

What... the.... fuck... is that?

Angela

You like it?

Mercy

Like it, what the fuck is it?

Angela

It's the Lustfal Phoenix 3000

Mercy

The what now?

Angela

Okay so I may have had a tad bit too much wine and was a tad bit horny when I bought it off the Ext-Net but I think it will be worth it in the end

Mercy

Really, you were drunk, wow hard to believe?

Angela

Come on, it will be fun hon

Mercy

It looks dangerous

Angela

Only if used wrong

Mercy

There is a right way to use it?

Angela

Yes, I'll show you

Mercy

Wait, you are going on that thing?

Angela

Relax I've watched the Demo vid like 100 times, it will be fine

Mercy

So, I'm getting replaced by a machine then?

Angela

Hey you've been using a machine to sexually pleases you for ages

Mercy

A gun is not a machine Angela!

Angela

I was talking about the Ulta-Vib under the mattress Mercy

Mercy

Oh, shit yeah you found that?

Angela

Found it, bitch I've been using it as well

Mercy

Oh, ohh you dirty girl

Angela

Hey, you are a bad influence on me

Mercy

Guilty as charged

Angela

Hmm looks comfy enough

Mercy

Oh, I am so recording this on my Echo-Phone... shit, where is it?

Angela

Hey no phones in here, all you do is sit and text when you have that thing

Mercy

What if I told you I'm actuality looking a cute cat photos?

Angela

Fuck!

Mercy

You okay?

Angela

Yeah, this is just a little bigger then I thought

Mercy

I'll fetch the lube

Angela

Relax, it's pre-lubed or something. Okay, what does OW!

Mercy

Wow?

Angela

AH! Mercy!

Mercy

<Snickers>

Angela

Holly shit!

Mercy

You are so fucked up, I LOVE IT!

Angela

MERCY! Help!

Mercy

Nah babe I'm good

Angela

IT'S IN MY ASS!

Mercy

Guess someone should have watched the Demo vid 100 more times hahaa

Angela

FUUUCK YOOU

Mercy

Heh, looks like you are the one getting fucked here dear Sister

Angela

GOD! IT FEELS SO GOOD

Mercy

Yeah?

Angela

YEAH

Mercy

Heh, maybe I'll have a go after you

Angela

OMG Mercy I'm gonna cum

Mercy

Then cum, I want a turn next

Angela

SHIT!

Mercy

Heh, your face when you cum is just perfect

Angela

Fuck you... you could have helped

Mercy

And where would the fun be in that?

Angela

True, God this thing is crazy

Mercy

Yeah yeah love your ass, my turn

Angela

Hold on gotta turn it off first, and clean it

Mercy

Fuck that, get those dildos outta your ass and watch a pro handle it