Aria Bal

What a day I've had, I just need a nice old ale and somewhere to hang up my boots

Huldra The Innkeeper

Misses Bal! Its so good to see you again, what can I get ya?

Aria Bal

Um.. hey to you too Hulda, I'll take a horningbrew please

Huldra The Innkeeper

Horningbrew? Aria you know we dont serve that here anymore

Aria Bal

You don't since when?

Huldra The Innkeeper

Since it got closed down and bought out by the Black Briars. We serve Black-Brair Mead here

Aria Bal

Fine... guess I'll take of those please

Huldra The Innkeeper

9 gold please

Aria Bal

9! Honningbrew was only 7

Huldra The Innkeeper

Yes, but like I just said Misses Bal, the--

Phoenix Bal

Is that anyway to speak to Huldra Ari?

Aria Bal

Well, hello

Phoenix Bal

Don't you "well hello" me, say sorry to Hulda for being rude

Aria Bal

Fine... I'm sorry Hulda, please do not take my tone for sarcastic

Phoenix Bal

Thats better, hmm you look different did you change your look again?

Aria Bal

Yeah I'm rocking a whole new one, you like?

Phoenix Bal

Oh yes, very cute indeed.

Aria Bal

Hah, yeah I am cute ant I

Phoenix Bal

Well its been a long day, I'm gonna go hit the hay, you wanna show me the way?

Aria Bal

Um... okay

Phoenix Bal

Come on, then I think its this way

Aria Bal

Hah, yeah its that wayo (Whats gotten into her?)

Phoenix Bal

How was your contract?

Aria Bal

Boring, the damn idiot died half-way though the quest so I never got the reward

Phoenix Bal

Oh no, thats horrible

Aria Bal

Yeah well there will be another escort mission later, anyway here is your room

Phoenix Bal

Thanks, my Hero for escorting me to my chambers, say its awful could cold you get the door

Aria Bal

Sure thing

Phoenix Bal

Thank you

Aria Bal

Your welcome, anyway sleep tight I'll--

Phoenix Bal

Wait, your not leaving me alone are you? I could be attacked

Aria Bal

Um, no if you want me to stay I will

Phoenix Bal

Thank you, now take off your clothes

Aria Bal

Wow, you mean for real?

Phoenix Bal

Uhg... yeah, take'em off and put these on

Aria Bal

Well, this is a good dream

Phoenix Bal

Dream? You had another naughty dream didn't you?

Aria Bal

Yes Mistress, a very naughty one indeed

Phoenix Bal

I should punish you for being naughty

Aria Bal

Yes you should ineed

Phoenix Bal

Hmm, Ari are you okay your acting odd

Aria Bal

I'm fine

Phoenix Bal

Okay then, hands behind your back

Aria Bal

Yes Mistress

Phoenix Bal

Who were you dreaming about then? Emily, Satsuki, Seline oh I bet it was Velestra!

Aria Bal

Velestra? Seline? Who are you talking about?

Phoenix Bal

Oh dont you play games with me Missy

Aria Bal

I'm not, who are those people?

Phoenix Bal

You know who they are, they're your friends!

Aria Bal

They are? Damn, and I forgot them

Phoenix Bal

Ari your sure your okay, your acting funny

Aria Bal

I'm just messing with ya, I know who they are (Some of them atleast)

Phoenix Bal

Oh, um okay. So it was Velestra then?

Aria Bal

Sure was (I'm really confused right now, but hey shes suddenly being kinky with me)

Phoenix Bal

Go grab my whip, its on the dresser by the door

Aria Bal

Yes Mistress

???

What the!

Aria Bal

Excuse me, this rooms taken!

Phoenix Bal

ARI!

Aria Bal

Huh?

Aria Bal

What the!

Aria Bal #1 (Tattooed Aria)

Whats going on? Who is it?

Phoenix Bal

Clone!

Aria Bal #1

Clone?

Aria Bal

Alright come here you bastard!

Aria Bal #1

What the heck is going on?

Phoenix Bal

Kill it!

Aria Bal

Stay back, I got it!

Aria Bal #1

Wait... that voice, thats me

Phoenix Bal

Damn clones, almost had me

Aria Bal #1

Okay time out, I'm really confused, whats going on here

Aria Bal #2

Whats going on is you tried to infiltrate and kill me why getting close to her

Aria Bal #1

I did? When?

Aria Bal #2

Just now!

Aria Bal #1

Wow wow careful where your swing that thing, Phoenix whats the heck is going on?

Aria Bal #2

Shut up, do not speak to my wife!

Aria Bal #1

Wife? What the fucking is going on, Phoenix its me Aria, remember?

Aria Bal #2

Shes not fooling for your lies clone

Aria Bal #1

I'm not a clone, I'm me the real Aria Lustfal Bal, what the fuck is going on here?

Aria Bal #2

Stupid clone, almost feel bad for ya

Aria Bal #1

I can prove it, to you Phoenix its me

Aria Bal #2

Go on then, prove it!

Aria Bal #1

I'll tell you something only I would know, no clones or anyone else would to prove it

Aria Bal #2

Alright, one thing you get it wrong and I'll cut your head off

Aria Bal #1

Okay okay let me think, um.. um

Phoenix Bal

Just kill it Ari, I've had enough of these damn clones

Aria Bal #2

Well, we're waiting?

Phoenix Bal

5....4....3...

Aria Bal #1

I.. I.. pissed my pants when I asked you to go out with me because of how nervous I was that you would say no and I'd have no reason to live anymore

Aria Bal #2 / Phoenix Bal

WHAT!

Aria Bal #2

How could you possibly know that?

Phoenix Bal

You mean its true?

Aria Bal #2

How the fuck can you know that, I never told her that

Phoenix Bal

Yeah!

Aria Bal #1

I.. I.. just asked her out the other day

Phoenix Bal

What? Just get dressed and then we will talk whoever you are?

Aria Bal #1

Okay look, I'm the real Aria I have no clue what is going on but I'm very happy to be alive right now thanks for listening

Phoenix Bal

Ari?

Aria Bal #2

You gotta be shitting me

Phoenix Bal

What is it?

Aria Bal #1

I was like just asking you out the other day, I had to run and grab a fresh par of pants to hide the fact I peed my pants

Phoenix Bal

I.. I remember that

Aria Bal #2

Shit... so thats how it happend

Phoenix Bal

What did?

Aria Bal #2

Tell me the date?

Aria Bal #1

Its the 2nd day of Frostfal, 401

Phoenix Bal

What?

Aria Bal #2

So.. this is weird

Aria Bal #1

I was gonna say that

Phoenix Bal

Ari, is she really you?

Aria Bal #2

Shes me, and I am her

Phoenix Bal

Huh?

Aria Bal #1

Also confused here

Phoenix Bal

So she is you, really you?

Aria Bal #2

Your me, from 6 years ago

Phoenix Bal

What, how?

Aria Bal #1

I have no clue, whats going on here

Phoenix Bal

Ari how do you know this?

Aria Bal #2

Because... I was her, I remember this because its happening right now for her

Phoenix Bal

You mean like time travel?

Aria Bal #1

I was juts fighting a Dragon Priest who was messing with Time around me. His minions rose and were restored to full life before me, he turned back to not being a dead guy too. I killed them all but there was an explosion and I woke up here

Aria Bal #2

Yes.. yes its all coming back to me now

Phoenix Bal

How come I have no memory?

Aria Bal #2

Because like I said, its happening right now. History is recording now and playing later

Phoenix Bal

So... there are really two of you?

Aria Bal #2

There are two of me

Phoenix Bal

Thats kinda hot

Aria Bal #1

So, were cool right?

Phoenix Bal

We're cool Ari

Aria Bal #2

We are not cool, your an idiot!

Phoenix Bal

Now now Ari do not be so mean to younger you or I'll punish you

Aria Bal #2

Younger me just messed up our timeline!

Phoenix Bal

And it was not her fault, so do not yell at her!

Aria Bal #2

Shit sorry, I did not mean to be so... well me

Aria Bal #1

Its okay, I get it

Phoenix Bal

Sooo... your from 6 years ago huh? Guess things much be pretty scary huh?

Aria Bal #2

Don't baby her, shes a full grown Daedra

Phoenix Bal

Do you not recall how childish you were back then?

Aria Bal #1

Standing right here thanks

Phoenix Bal

Sorry Ari, um other Ari

Aria Bal #2

Okay... so sorry about the whole threatening to cut your head off young me

Phoenix Bal

She's really sorry

Aria Bal #2

How on Nirn am I going to fix this?

Phoenix Bal

We will work it out later, right now younger you is alone and afraid

Aria Bal #2

Thats it...

Phoenix Bal

What is?

Aria Bal #2

Don't worry I got this

Phoenix Bal

She says that a lot.

Aria Bal #1

Can we go somewhere and be more civil, plus I pissed my pants when I saw your sword glow

Phoenix Bal

Oh no, poor thing I've got some fresh ones you can wear, my Ari take them off NOW!

Aria Bal #2

Oh come on...

Aria Bal #1

(Older me is so hot, and badass, so is Phe)

Aria Bal #2

Better?

Aria Bal #1

Better thanks

Aria Bal #2

You can keep'em, guess I'm going commando til we get back home

Phoenix Bal

This so so strange, two of you in one place. Hmm, so hot

Aria Bal #2

Might want to turn down Domme level Phe, might scar the kid of how far you came

Phoenix Bal

Shes not a kid, shes 5 years younger then you and you've always been into me even before we were so good at Bondage stuff

Aria Bal #2

True, but her version of you is afraid to be seen in a bar let alone a strapon

Phoenix Bal

Funny, Ari please forgive your older self shes very jokey now

Aria Bal #1

Its okay.. its weird seeing you two act like this

Aria Bal #2

This is the norm for us, so... younger me your more blue then I recall

Phoenix Bal

Thats because your a little pink now Ari

Aria Bal #2

Its the ENB, geez I'm still blue inside

Aria Bal #1

Hah!

Phoenix Bal

See she gets your humor too

Aria Bal #1

Well I am her

Phoenix Bal

True

Aria Bal #2

So, let me give you the run down of how things are now, firstly--

Phoenix Bal

No no no, rule one you can not change anything!

Aria Bal #2

What?

Aria Bal #1

You tell me what happens means I know what happens in the past for the future

Phoenix Bal

See she gets it

Aria Bal #2

I was just going to say that we will take care of you. We have a place in the Rift your welcome there aslong as you like till we fix this shit. But, like she said you cant know the future so either you and I go blindfolded or I teleport us there

Phoenix Bal

Oh, thought you were gonna tell her who the High Queen was

Aria Bal #1

A High Queen huh?

Phoenix Bal

Crap!

Aria Bal #2

Think its better go as soon as possible who knows who is about to walk though that door?

Phoenix Bal

Could be Seline, or Velestra maybe Niyleen?

Aria Bal #1

Okay seriously who are those people?

Aria Bal #2

Tell you later

Phoenix Bal

Hahah

Aria Bal #1

You really like teasing me huh?

Phoenix Bal

I do, so you ready honey?

Aria Bal #2

I've got enough for the three of us, before we go though did you leave anything here from the past?

Phoenix Bal

Anything, the small thing can impact our future

Aria Bal #1

I took a shit on the way here, does that count?

Phoenix Bal

<Giggles> ARI!

Aria Bal #2

<Sighs> Now I see why Tali disliked me so much back then, alright lets go children