April Fool's Day Entry
Your regularly scheduled Vault Suit diary will return tomorrow. Which is, like, four hours from now. So your regularly scheduled Vault Suit diary will return in four hours.
In the meantime, let's bring us all up to speed on what's happened in the story so far, eh?
I might end up doing this from time to time, recapping via Buzzer.
This continues from the first one (link)
(special thanks to an anthropomorphic cow)

 

 

 

SoleSurvivor97 is ONLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Goddamn that's cold! #iceonmygenitals #iguessthatswhytheycallmeacoldfish

 

SoleSurvivor97: Hello? Is anyone there? Did anyone else make it? Am I the only one left? #yellingintoanemptyvault #whatagreatidea

 

xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: I'm still here. #fuckvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97: Anyone more local?

 

Radical_Dude is ONLINE.

 

Radical_Dude: Skitter skitter skitter squish #thanksalotbitch

 

Radical_Dude is OFFLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Giant bugs. Dinner time! #yumyum

 

SoleSurvivor97: An ice gun. I'll come back for you later, and leave the corpse of my spouse to rot. #atleasthisfleshisinafreezer

 

SoleSurvivor97: Bright light!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Codsworth! What are you doing here?

 

FishValue: I is trimming this plants. #isntitobvious #dumbass

 

SoleSurvivor97: Seen anyone? Specifically anyone in my immediate family? #searchingformyson

 

FishValue: No. Lets us go kills bugs together. #multipurposebuzzsaw

 

want_some_maggots: Bzz? Bzz bzz bzz! Bzz bzz. Bzz bzz? Bzz. Squish. #bzzbzzbzzbzz #thanksalotbitch

 

want_some_maggots is OFFLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97: More big bugs. Breakfast tomorrow. #yumyum

 

SoleSurvivor97: Concord here I come. #settingouttofindmyson

 

SoleSurvivor97: Dead dog in the road. Meat on it! How long has it been dead? Doesn't matter! #yumyum

 

MOSS_KEE_TOES_2077: Bzz bzz bzz squish #thanksalotbitch

 

MOSS_KEE_TOES_2077 is OFFLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Bloodbug meat. Light snack. #yumyum #mylarderisgettingfull

 

banditboys: nu viktum. o shit. squish. #thanksalotbitch

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Abandon your quest! Kill people! Join us! Resistance is futile!

 

xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: That's what I said, but nobody believed me. #fuckvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97: Sounds good to me! Let's murder some folks!

 

banditboys: oh noes mi face melts #thanksalotbitch

 

SturgeonSimulator: Here you go, one personal tank just for you.

 

banditboys: fukk me. squish agin. #thanksalotbitch

 

banditboys is OFFLINE.

 

ClawsOfDeath: Raar! Raurgh grar gruuh gaarga! #humantastesbetterthanmirelurk

 

SoleSurvivor97: Me and my metal suit will take care of it.

 

ClawsOfDeath: Rawr! #clawclawbite #ametalsuitisallyouvegot #dontmakemelaugh

 

SoleSurvivor97: Eat lead, bitch! #gotanewasshole #tailorneeded #didntknowthatcouldcomeoff

 

ClawsOfDeath: Squish. #thanksalotbitch

 

ClawsOfDeath is OFFLINE.

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Wow. That was impressive. #whyiseveryonesayingsquishallthesudden

 

SturgeonSimulator: It's all in the metal suit.

 

SoleSurvivor97: It chafes my genitalia. #ouch

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Help us! #lazysettlerscantdotheirownshit

 

SoleSurvivor97: Yay! Baby can take care of himself! #lazysettlerscantdotheirownshit

 

SturgeonSimulator: Do these chores around the place and I'll respect you. #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Okay! #whatarube

 

SturgeonSimulator: Now do these other chores and I'll respect you. #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Okay again! #whatarube

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Now schelp across the world and help other people and I'll respect you. #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Okay! #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Lungs filling with water. Is this a bad thing? #howdoesbreathingworkagain

 

SoleSurvivor97: Look, a junkyard! Going to find a new friend!

 

BigMetalRobot01: That's right baby, you really turn me on. #flipthatswitch #ohyeahyouknowhowilikeit

 

RadStud44: Oh deer me. #getititsapun #nobodyislaughing #whydoesnobodyeverlaughatmyjokes

 

RadStud44 is OFFLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Squish again. More food too. #yumyum #burstagutwithglowingradiatedvenison

 

This concludes this week's episode of Buzzer.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Vault Suit diary: Part 6.
In, like, four hours. Now.