The Weird Sims Thread. Show Us The Weird Side Of Your Game!

[Mariana Soprano]

 

Would you Call that... "Double Stuffed"? XD

 

 

 

Yesss Sire, ahm, sorry Ma'am, just righty on! 

 

 

 

Invinceble female body at Magnolia Park - okay, she never will show any dick problems (and I prefer hairstyles...)

 

But moment, how will this look with some body hairs... I have to find out next visite. Doctor is coooming!

[Scorpina]

 

 

Would you Call that... "Double Stuffed"? XD

 

 

 

Yesss Sire, ahm, sorry Ma'am, just righty on! 

 

 

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Invinceble female body at Magnolia Park - okay, she never will show any dick problems (and I prefer hairstyles...)

 

But moment, how will this look with some body hairs... I have to find out next visite. Doctor is coooming!

 

 

Unlike the SJW and snowflakes, you can call me either Dear. i do not Get offended Sweetie. which ever you wish to call me is fine,. Also nice post dear

[Mariana Soprano]

 

Unlike the SJW and snowflakes, you can call me either Dear. i do not Get offended Sweetie. which ever you wish to call me is fine,. Also nice post dear

 

 

Thanx Scorpina for that invitation!

 

But first I have to put my vampy teeth back where there belong!

 

 

Missed it in corse of my bushy pubic hair stage.

 

I think I have to get the Vampy EP to fix this problem next month.

[Mariana Soprano]

Oh oh oh, sorry Scorpina - I was ones more out of understanding (at early day my old eyes do not work so well).

 

I read "Double Staffed" but this seems to me correct too?

[R-Lo]

Un poco de Paella de Noir

[Mariana Soprano]

R-Looooo!!!! Mjamm...

 

I m not a fan of dongs and as I tried this, some of the townies ran around with two (in both hands). So I had to delete this file to "fix" this. To cook with it is a very good idea! Thanks!

 

But kneeling is sometimes a big problem for my sims too:

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

LOL R-Lo. Cooking with dicks is the best way to cook! Better in her hand then in the pan! 

 

Mariana: I have that a lot too. I think its part of the way the game handles bending joints. But that is just a guess on my part. Remember the sims are not meant to be seen naked therefor the bending dynamics are probably very messy. 

The dongs make me laugh. I was using extreme voilence mod once and it look like he was stabbing the guy with a dick knife. I LOLed way to hard at that one. 

[R-Lo]

LOL R-Lo. Cooking with dicks is the best way to cook! Better in her hand then in the pan!

 

Mariana: I have that a lot too. I think its part of the way the game handles bending joints. But that is just a guess on my part. Remember the sims are not meant to be seen naked therefor the bending dynamics are probably very messy.

 

The dongs make me laugh. I was using extreme voilence mod once and it look like he was stabbing the guy with a dick knife. I LOLed way to hard at that one.

Your completely right in your guess Vel, it's just the leg is bent a bit too much and the calf is clipping through the thigh,

 

 

Wish I could have seen that! Death by dong

[Guest]

 

LOL R-Lo. Cooking with dicks is the best way to cook! Better in her hand then in the pan!

 

Mariana: I have that a lot too. I think its part of the way the game handles bending joints. But that is just a guess on my part. Remember the sims are not meant to be seen naked therefor the bending dynamics are probably very messy.

 

The dongs make me laugh. I was using extreme voilence mod once and it look like he was stabbing the guy with a dick knife. I LOLed way to hard at that one.

Your completely right in your guess Vel, it's just the leg is bent a bit too much and the calf is clipping through the thigh,

 

 

Wish I could have seen that! Death by dong

 

 

I might have a screen cap of that one. I know it was my no face killer that I deleted a few months ago but let me check my caps. 

[Scorpina]

Velvet... You asshat <throws Rubber dicks at her> >

[Guest]

At least smack my ass if you're going to call me names, jeez.

[Mariana Soprano]

Oups! Something he (?) misses suddenly. Poor black haired Max turns to be a blond "Maxine".

 

[weredeer]

This has become my second best accidental story, the goth girl who hooked up with the wrong crowd and got pregnant.

 

There was much unprotected sexual abandon regarding Macy Suggs and the Lord of the Air Pazuzu Herndon, but I have the feeling that this was when the foul seed was planted...CAMPING! It looks like its in the butt... but you dont know the ways of demons!

 

Here is the baby shower. It was private. My sources say it was mostly boring.

 

And here is the proud Papa(?) (he has a cloaca, look it up) blessing his new family member The Dark Prince or Princess of Willow Creek. May its shadow spread across the lands!

 

So many pics, such a complicated story, I would comic it if i had the motivation. I still dont know the sex of the child if it is a child, but I do know that many calfs have been born in the area with monstrous features. And though the beasts were killed with fire, and the smell of steak wafts through all the townships in these final days, residents still whisper in horror that no ice cream can be found left firm and frozen.

 

ALL HAIL PAZUZU AND ITS BEAST CHILD HERE AMONGST THE SIMples! ALL HAIL THE ANTI_SIM!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

This has become my second best accidental story, the goth girl who hooked up with the wrong crowd and got pregnant.09-12-17_5-37-39 PM.png

 

There was much unprotected sexual abandon regarding Macy Suggs and the Lord of the Air Pazuzu Herndon, but I have the feeling that this was when the foul seed was planted...CAMPING! 09-12-17_5-26-30 PM.png It looks like its in the butt... but you dont know the ways of demons!

 

Here is the baby shower.09-13-17_12-02-49 AM.png It was private. My sources say it was mostly boring.

 

And here is the proud Papa(?) (he has a cloaca, look it up) blessing his new family member The Dark Prince or Princess of Willow Creek. May its shadow spread across the lands! 09-12-17_11-46-09 PM.png09-12-17_11-45-58 PM.png

 

So many pics, such a complicated story, I would comic it if i had the motivation. I still dont know the sex of the child if it is a child, but I do know that many calfs have been born in the area with monstrous features. And though the beasts were killed with fire, and the smell of steak wafts through all the townships in these final days, residents still whisper in horror that no ice cream can be found left firm and frozen.

 

ALL HAIL PAZUZU AND ITS BEAST CHILD HERE AMONGST THE SIMples! ALL HAIL THE ANTI_SIM!

 

Bondage and baby showers! Sounds like my 20's!

[weredeer]

I cant play the game. If i play other households the child will be born!

 

But I need to let this percolate... but I want to play.

 

As you can see I have already set up a tower for The Mother of all Babies with a totem, courtesy of jennisims, to keep the child company.

 

Macy just lounges there like a beautiful deluded sim. You thought I would say "beached whale?" How disrespectful. She is a beautiful mother of ???!!! She gazes out of her tower knowing that finally she is important. To be The Fair Cult Vessel is pretty important. I'm serious guys, she is trouble with a capital "ROUBLE."

If anyone can hear the theme to Fashion Plates

after looking at those shots you are already too old.

 

(seriously, in a late drunk addendum that youtube video almost made me cry. Those happy girls are all dead, for all i know, and there is little hope left for us.)

 

I built the child's room, also courtesy jennisims, where it can speak with the spirits of The Many Sacrificed to create art, study real life anatomy or just play with toys.

And remember, any toy is creepy if there is some creepy stuff around.

 

The bloodbags at Agatha Farms can attest to that.

Ol' "Dad" is probably the creepiest feature of the whole house..so sorry for that jennisims. Your props are just part of Pazuzus home schooling program, which is fully out of the province of federal gov'ments ability to regulate. Thanks First Amendment!!! Bankers stop by daily to see progress, rest assured.

Here he is being welcomed home from work without his face and in an outfit that is so atrocious and that no real artist would be caught dead in it.

No apron Pazuzu! You wipe the paint on your pants like a man!

(When the ladies see paint on a mans pants, they know hes got "etchings." Big ones. You want lots of cad red medium and thalo yellow green smeared on your breeches. Sure it looks like old ketchup and mustard stains... stains that attract blowjobs.)

But, By Jupiter's Cock! you better have some convincing "etchings" too! Paint boobs! It works!

(see at very bottom for Google algorithm's guess on what to load after "The More You Know???!"

 

Surely this room is not finished yet. Paintings must be created and skins must be removed and tanned.

I was only killing time before what might be the final boss for sims 4. Not kidding you guys. This is serious.

 

But by my experience, in TS4 the baby will skip to child? and normally i could give a shit about that dlc, but in this case I am sorely tempted to buy it. Playing this out would be sooo sooooo good. I dont want to doddle with a baby, but I dont want a child yet because (insert my standard vasectomy joke here. Oh, I got one... and its name is Paradise.)

 

I know this site is mainly about fake people banging for our amusement (HOW ROMAN!), and so who would buy a toddler dlc around here? But if anyone thinks adding toddler dlc to a house full of dysfunctional demons is a bad idea, you should let me know. Soon pls...birth is imminent.

 

Cracking an unadvised beer and posting a few more of the happy family.

 

This has been a carefully crafted, beer fueled, End Times contribution of weirdness to the weird sims thread and if you dont like it, or just hate stuff in general, please direct your God_Given_Ire.exe to someone else. TOO DA LOO MUTHAFUCKAS!

 

 

Google chose to load this right after "The More You Know."

I have never loved that song more than now.

 

There are 70 jokes i counted drunk in this post, and they are bound to be less funny tomorrow. If you didn't read them within the next 24 hrs please check the back of your neck and see if there is a strange bump there.

[Guest]

Holy throw back Jesus, Were! Hahahaha this whole post is amazing from throw backs to storyline!  

 

OOOOoooo you started collecting your dead too I see! When I load my game back up again I will have to show you my "Room Of Tears". *snickers*  

 

I took my Black Widow to the park out of boredom. Roasted children and electrocuted Mommies.

Dinner of Champions. She's such a hate filled bitch. Probably why I like her so much. Commonality.

 

 

 

 

Then we went bowling and had the pleasure of bearing witness to some bizarre humanoid creature mating with one of the bowling queens!

 

 

 

Speaking of bears. Bear night at the bar is always a hairy adventure!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And my favorite character in the whole game, Death!

For someone who likes to suck the souls from people, he is one seriously quarky mother fucker. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

And yes, the bassinet magically shits out a 6 year old when they age up if you don't have Toddlers installed. I hardly play toddlers either but I have had a few really cute itty bitty demons. Honestly, it's kinda cute. Ok, seriously cute. You can finds horns and everything for them.

[weredeer]

So it's not just "toddler stuff," its the toddlers too? I cant believe i have played this long and dont know this. I really thought they were in the base game but, come to think of it, I have never seen any . It does look cute, might be worth 10 bucks.

 

That bowling pic is creepy as hell. And you would think Bear Night would be more of a sausage fest.

[FauxFurry]

So it's not just "toddler stuff," its the toddlers too? I cant believe i have played this long and dont know this. I really thought they were in the base game but, come to think of it, I have never seen any . It does look cute, might be worth 10 bucks.

Toddlers were added through a free update. If you update at any time, you'll be able to age babies into them or create them in the Create-A-Sim mode. Toddler Stuff adds a few more options in CAS and enable toddler playdates.

[Guest]

So it's not just "toddler stuff," its the toddlers too? I cant believe i have played this long and dont know this. I really thought they were in the base game but, come to think of it, I have never seen any . It does look cute, might be worth 10 bucks.

 

That bowling pic is creepy as hell. And you would think Bear Night would be more of a sausage fest.

 

You'd think but it ended up being autonomously rapey. Like every single forceful animation got triggered once the bears showed up. Can't wait to see what happens on alien night. 

[weredeer]

 

So it's not just "toddler stuff," its the toddlers too? I cant believe i have played this long and dont know this. I really thought they were in the base game but, come to think of it, I have never seen any . It does look cute, might be worth 10 bucks.

Toddlers were added through a free update. If you update at any time, you'll be able to age babies into them or create them in the Create-A-Sim mode. Toddler Stuff adds a few more options in CAS and enable toddler playdates.

 

 

Every time, i have aged up a baby (only a few times) I see the toddler stage for a second and then it goes auto child I kept wondering if I mis-clicked or it was a bug or required dlc. If you mean update the game? it is fully updated. In fact the toddler update happened before i had even bought the game.

 

Clearly i dont understand something basic here. Its only a big deal bc the time I tried to do a normal family, this age skip occured and blew my immersion. Displeased, I abandoned the family in crocodile country.

 

[FauxFurry]

 

 

So it's not just "toddler stuff," its the toddlers too? I cant believe i have played this long and dont know this. I really thought they were in the base game but, come to think of it, I have never seen any . It does look cute, might be worth 10 bucks.

Toddlers were added through a free update. If you update at any time, you'll be able to age babies into them or create them in the Create-A-Sim mode. Toddler Stuff adds a few more options in CAS and enable toddler playdates.

 

 

Every time, i have aged up a baby (only a few times) I see the toddler stage for a second and then it goes auto child I kept wondering if I mis-clicked or it was a bug or required dlc. If you mean update the game? it is fully updated. In fact the toddler update happened before i had even bought the game.

 

Clearly i dont understand something basic here. Its only a big deal bc the time I tried to do a normal family, this age skip occured and blew my immersion. Displeased, I abandoned the family in crocodile country.

 

 

That is certainly an unusual bug that you've got there. If you want toddlers in game, you'd best report it to learn how to resolve that issue.

Here are a few links to articles on the Toddlers update to give you an idea of what was included with it:

https://www.thesims.com/news/sims-4-adds-toddlers#!

https://simsvip.com/2017/01/13/sims-4-toddler-guide/

http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/parenting/toddlers.php

[weredeer]

 

 

 

So it's not just "toddler stuff," its the toddlers too? I cant believe i have played this long and dont know this. I really thought they were in the base game but, come to think of it, I have never seen any . It does look cute, might be worth 10 bucks.

Toddlers were added through a free update. If you update at any time, you'll be able to age babies into them or create them in the Create-A-Sim mode. Toddler Stuff adds a few more options in CAS and enable toddler playdates.

 

 

Every time, i have aged up a baby (only a few times) I see the toddler stage for a second and then it goes auto child I kept wondering if I mis-clicked or it was a bug or required dlc. If you mean update the game? it is fully updated. In fact the toddler update happened before i had even bought the game.

 

Clearly i dont understand something basic here. Its only a big deal bc the time I tried to do a normal family, this age skip occured and blew my immersion. Displeased, I abandoned the family in crocodile country.

 

 

That is certainly an unusual bug that you've got there. If you want toddlers in game, you'd best report it to learn how to resolve that issue.

Here are a few links to articles on the Toddlers update to give you an idea of what was included with it:

https://www.thesims.com/news/sims-4-adds-toddlers#!

https://simsvip.com/2017/01/13/sims-4-toddler-guide/

http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/parenting/toddlers.php

 

 

Yeah after multiple tries even rolling back to todd with mccc, it just rolls back. If i want to do todd someday ill do it without mods since i am sure it is a mod doing it. Do i wanna track it down? Nah. Prob my realistic ages mod since its been in there forever seems a likely culprit.

 

Born nonetheless I present Ammonia Suggs-Herndon, the AntiSim of WIllow Creek.

 

 

The original was lost due to the auto-aging problem but lord know that is a face only a mother could love. She looked like she could be in profile on a coin. A good roman nose I say.

 

But this is the new Ammonia eating chips and acting weird with her mom.

 

[Scorpina]

<Grins @ Velvet>

[Guest]

 

 

 

 

So it's not just "toddler stuff," its the toddlers too? I cant believe i have played this long and dont know this. I really thought they were in the base game but, come to think of it, I have never seen any . It does look cute, might be worth 10 bucks.

Toddlers were added through a free update. If you update at any time, you'll be able to age babies into them or create them in the Create-A-Sim mode. Toddler Stuff adds a few more options in CAS and enable toddler playdates.

 

 

Every time, i have aged up a baby (only a few times) I see the toddler stage for a second and then it goes auto child I kept wondering if I mis-clicked or it was a bug or required dlc. If you mean update the game? it is fully updated. In fact the toddler update happened before i had even bought the game.

 

Clearly i dont understand something basic here. Its only a big deal bc the time I tried to do a normal family, this age skip occured and blew my immersion. Displeased, I abandoned the family in crocodile country.

 

 

That is certainly an unusual bug that you've got there. If you want toddlers in game, you'd best report it to learn how to resolve that issue.

Here are a few links to articles on the Toddlers update to give you an idea of what was included with it:

https://www.thesims.com/news/sims-4-adds-toddlers#!

https://simsvip.com/2017/01/13/sims-4-toddler-guide/

http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/parenting/toddlers.php

 

 

Yeah after multiple tries even rolling back to todd with mccc, it just rolls back. If i want to do todd someday ill do it without mods since i am sure it is a mod doing it. Do i wanna track it down? Nah. Prob my realistic ages mod since its been in there forever seems a likely culprit.

 

Born nonetheless I present Ammonia Suggs-Herndon, the AntiSim of WIllow Creek.

 

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The original was lost due to the auto-aging problem but lord know that is a face only a mother could love. She looked like she could be in profile on a coin. A good roman nose I say.

 

But this is the new Ammonia eating chips and acting weird with her mom. 09-20-17_5-54-14 PM.png09-20-17_5-54-27 PM.png09-20-17_5-54-36 PM.png09-20-17_5-54-38 PM.png09-20-17_5-54-44 PM.png

 

She definitely had her fathermothers nose lol  But the new and improved Anti-Sim is totes adorbs. <3 Congrats on the new hellspawn. 

 

And yep, I would bet my right boob that is the mod mucking up your little farts. You should pluck it out of there, speed impregnate a random (you can do it in MCCC and fast forward through the pregnancy) and age up the ankle biter to see if you can get your toddles on. 

<Grins @ Velvet>

 

Oh my gawd! LOL

 

You know I sent H.U.A to my brother. He was familiar with the original and had no idea the abridged version existed. He called me laughing so hard I couldn't understand him. lol I am going to have to show him this too since he is a DBZ fan.