The Comrade Thread (Or the Official LLCP Thread)

[Guest]

But, I was thinking on boiled or Mulled wine. She loved it.

We haven't had a sex. I have a rule. No sex on the first date unless the date is merely sexual.

[Laura]

I don't think you want to.

 

I got ninja'd in the LLCP thread. :\

Nowhere is safe.

[Dyschromie]

....Do you even wanna know?

 

Hmm, I wonder myself, I'm curious... But it could look weird xD

[Guest]

 

 

But be careful...one of those flavours is sedated, and you will most likely wake up with a gag or something if you choose it

Shhh you wasnt suppose to tell him that (smh)

 

 

I chose the Rasputin flavor, thanks.

 

Here you go comrade

 

 

 

[Guest]

This is real drink in my country made long time ago, even before my birth. You can still buy it. Tastes on caramel. My gift to you comrades. Especially to Flower

[Comrade Flower]

They look clean enough, but i get the feeling they might be...."cursed"

[Guest]

They look clean enough, but i get the feeling they might be...."cursed"

 

Don't fall for it. It has to be a trap

 

[Guest]

They look clean enough, but i get the feeling they might be...."cursed"

 

 cursed - who??? what???

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I just found that I am a Comrade.

 

And I read and follow the rules, as any great leader should do.

 

But we disagreed with AethyrMipe because we knew that the policy of changing our names was fraught with great dangers for the Party: today you amputate one limb, tomorrow another, the day after tomorrow a third — what will we have left in the Party?

Well, it's just a name or title change, not like you're losing much. You can add it to your sig if you want.

 

I don't think you want to.

 

I got ninja'd in the LLCP thread. :\

Nowhere is safe.

What?!?!?! I shall get Ivan to escort out the culprit

 

 

They look clean enough, but i get the feeling they might be...."cursed"

 

 cursed - who??? what???

Everything touched by capitalism

[Laura]

I was just wondering, is the punishment for breaking the rules supposed to be a reward?

[Foulmouth]

If you guys are such great commies why haven't you shared all your belongings with me then ?

[Guest]

If you guys are such great commies why haven't you shared all your belongings with me then ?

 

We are not going to share our wealth with you.

We are going to get your wealth and share it with everybody.

[Foulmouth]

 

If you guys are such great commies why haven't you shared all your belongings with me then ?

 

We are not going to share our wealth with you.

We are going to get your wealth and share it with everybody.

 

 

Ah, you practice the true spirit of communism then ...

 

EDIT- Just realised I'm straying dangerously close to one of the rules here, all in good fun.

[Guest]

I am a silent, and unofficial, Comrade.

Rasputin-style.

[Guest]

I was just wondering, is the punishment for breaking the rules supposed to be a reward?

In your case you'll only be allowed to look at gags and not use them

 

If you guys are such great commies why haven't you shared all your belongings with me then ?

Why not join us and share them?

 

I am a silent, and unofficial, Comrade.

Rasputin-style.

Ra-ra-rasputin Russia's greatest love machine.....

[Laura]

 

I was just wondering, is the punishment for breaking the rules supposed to be a reward?

In your case you'll only be allowed to look at gags and not use them

 

Ok, that's really mean.

I'll obey.

[Guest]

hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahahahhahahahahhaahhhahhahahaaha

[Guest]

 

 

I was just wondering, is the punishment for breaking the rules supposed to be a reward?

In your case you'll only be allowed to look at gags and not use them

 

Ok, that's really mean.

I'll obey.

 

Good

 

hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaahahahhahahahahhaahhhahhahahaaha

No laughing in the comrade thread

[Guest]

OK Sir comrade... then       (hahahahhhhhaahhha)

[Guest]

OK Sir comrade... then       (hahahahhhhhaahhha)

 

Thank you. Great emoji

 

New Products Available

 

Winter Coat with Optional Gag

 

Corkscrew

 

Dildo

 

And....

 

Elephant Underwear

 

[Laura]

I love the pink ballgag.

[Guest]

I love the girl that is testing it

[Laura]

I love the girl that is testing it

 

Me too.

[Guest]

I love the girl that is testing it

 

 

 

I love the girl that is testing it

 

Me too.

 

 

Sorry guys the coat and gag come without the girl. I did ask but she was busy trying to find the key to the gag

[Laura]

 

I love the girl that is testing it

 

 

 

I love the girl that is testing it

 

Me too.

 

 

Sorry guys the coat and gag come without the girl. I did ask but she was busy trying to find the key to the gag

 

 

Aww, why does she want to take it off.

It looks so good.