Three word story

[Guest Loogie]

slack-jawed yokels

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

that want your

[Guest]

money as well

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

as your life

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

is being wasted.

[Guest Loogie]

An avalanche of

[Guest Hanzx]

Cum kills Them

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

while you stand

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

face in palm.

[Emily]

Then 5.Years later

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

a giant green

[Emily]

Forest abomination appears

[Guest Hanzx]

You Kill It

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

and win a

[Guest Hanzx]

Giant New Sword

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

imbued with the

[Guest flingingfeces]

power of gummy

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

bear shit filled

[Nite_Star]

But knew that

[Guest]

a time would

[Emily]

Decide the victor

[Guest Hanzx]

Your The Victor

The Mask He Wears In Combat

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

or so you

[Guest Hanzx]

Died Old Age

[Emily]

Then angel cames