Three word story

[Guest Lady Luck]

sex and alcohol

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

to my regret

[Queen Bee]

the price was

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

so high that

[nonusnomeni]

i will bankrupt

[Guest]

so then I

[The DarkSlayer]

took a shotgun

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

made him shutup

[Queen Bee]

but the FBI

[Brucealso]

still did a

[nonusnomeni]

lunch time break

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

just in time

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

the nauseous monkey

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

that was covered

[Queen Bee]

in hundreds of

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

aquatic insect larvae

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

that cause them

[Brucealso]

to have a

[Queen Bee]

nervous breakdown. The

 

(thought I'd keep it from being a perpetual run on sentence)

[The DarkSlayer]

hot lady was

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

picking her nose

[Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†]

a loving knee

[Queen Bee]

and paddled with

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

that was shaped

[Queen Bee]

like a foot