RunicGray Posted June 23, 2014 Posted June 23, 2014 We have a lot of sexy going on here - but sometimes, we forget that Skyrim is also full of moments that make you laugh until it hurts. There are also moments that make you raise an eyebrow or two, questioning its virtual logic. This thread is dedicated to those moments. This will include screenshots with funny/weird moments in themselves, screenshots with funny captions, and screenshots accompanied by said funny/weird story. (Please excuse the HUD - some of these were taken a while ago, before I had the toggle key set for the menus). Oh, Blaise. Be nice to your sister. OH SHI- LUCIA, NO. I can't tell if he THINKS he's reading from that blank piece of paper, or he's trying really hard to hide the fact he can't read... (Town Crier courtesy of Inconsequential NPCs by ripple) Storytime - The Hearthfire DLC seemed to have what I wanted in it. Build your own house? Check. Adopt kids? Check. Staff to boss around employ? Nice bonus. I received my letter from the Jarl of Falkreath - at least, my deeds had been recognised! And so, I set about building my house. At first, I thought the plot was grand! Until I noticed my Necromancer neighbour. Ah, there are always problems with a new home - the problem was despatched. I set about building the main of my house. Over the course, I saved up my building materials as I adventured before taking them all by horseback to do much of the architecture in one glorious push. At last, all my rooms were in play! To the right wing, I built a tower with a lovely spiral staircase. I took the staircase up, out through the hatchdoor. Ah, I can climb into my own roof with ease! Oh look, a bird's nest with eggs, isn't that ni- wait, what was that noise? What just moved? Lo and behold, I turned and swiftly ducked, creeping to the edge of my roof to confirm my suspicious - THERE WAS AN EFFING GIANT IN MY GARDEN. WHAT IN OBLIVION. I shot at him with arrows, safe on my roof where he was unable to reach me. Eventually, he ran off towards his home - though I didn't stay long, worried he was recruiting friends to smash me to bits. Looking at the map, my brow furrowed - there's a damn mammoth farm nearby! Who sells a plot of land for a house by a mammoth farm?! I also discovered that the Necromancer, perhaps expectantly, does not stay dead and had to be despatched again. I reloaded to a save before I put any of those materials into the house, and have never been back. Screw that shit. (I only realised later in another game where I had never even been to Falkreath, that the Jarl sends letters like postcards for that piece of land. :/ Call me a Dovah-dope - I thought I actually meant something to him after saving his piddly little town!)
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