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Looking for an exotic and novel Pal experience, Pal Tamers? Then make your way south of Mossanda Forest on Verdant Brook Island to visit Palpagos' hottest new attraction: the Lovander Lounge! This sprawling 3 story Pal bordello features 20 private rooms for you and a Pal (or two!) of your choice, a fully-furnished restaurant, two bars, a dance floor with upper-level observatory, two separate stages for our Pal pole dancers, an aviary tower, a gaming room for alternate forms of entertainment, and a massive cherry tree terrarium on the roof for group events.

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Notice: Enjoy the use of our services at your own risk. Management promises no refunds in the event of death by snu snu.

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As the Joker may tell you, there are no laws against the pokemon Pals, but the Lovander Lounge has nevertheless pioneered high standards for Pal-centric entertainment.

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Please have payment ready in advance. Bastigor is stuck here while the other Pals do the more fun jobs. And she's had a long day.

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To the left of the front desk, we have the main bar and restaurant. Come and mingle with the Pals in a more casual setting, have a drink to loosen up, and join them on the dance floor.

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Our bathrooms are cleaned daily by our dilligent custodial team (And by "clean", I mean our aquatic Pals vomit water on everything and make a huge mess.)

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Behind the restaurant area, we have the dance floor. Management kindly reminds visitors to please restrict your impulses in the more public areas of the Lovander Lounge. If you start feeling amorous, please take it upstairs where the private rooms are.Ā 20260812163459_1.thumb.jpg.9405935de8ffc3892d8cc9153a9dfc96.jpg
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The room opposite of the restaurant specializes in more explicit venues of entertainment, including two pole dancing stages. If Lovander is bartending, watch her closely to make sure she doesn't add anything "special" to your drink.
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Management conscientiously offers a front-row seat to the Exhibition Stage. Additional cuck chairsĀ luxury spectating seats are available in most private rooms.
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Behind the front desk leads to the Atrium and the second floor access. Please take a moment to appreciate the fine stonework crafted by our Pals (Just don't appreciate them too much, we have actual Pals for that!)
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The back patio leads to the Pal relaxation area, with additional seating for guests.
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The second floor leads to a whopping twenty different finely-furnishedĀ private rooms. Some have double beds, for those EXTRA THICC Pals.
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DAMMIT ANUBIS, CLOSE THE DOOR! Uh, next slide, please.
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Management would like to point out that guests looking to rent the Aviary Love Nest should not skip leg day.
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The second floor also features an observatory for those wishing to retire to a more quiet area while still enjoying the energy of those down below.
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For safety purposes, Management has dulled Splatterina's butcher cleaver. If you find her sharpening it, please report her to the front desk IMMEDIATELY.
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The third floor features our largest suite, ideal for group events.
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Our Pals have been trained in the art of gentleness, but Management cannot guarantee an injury-free experience.

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And finally, for those who do not wish to partake in more explicit forms of entertainment, the Lovander Lounge offers a gaming room behind the Atrium, available for rent. Birthday parties, bachelor parties, bar mitzvahs... you name it; we can cater to it!
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Did I spend waaaaay too much time building this base? Yes.
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Did I have fun doing it? Also yes.

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