Own an Inn

[Archon459]

So I noticed a problem with the Home Sweet Home mod: the Brothel function really only runs while you're actually in it. When you're not, your slaves only generate a tiny trickle of an income...almost non-existent.

 

I then had a thought: why not own an inn inside of a city? Or any inn?

 

You can buy it from the owner, and decide what to do: keep the current owner as a manager, or appoint one of your slaves to manage the inn. If you choose the latter, the owner stops working and just sleeps in a designated room in the inn (basically "retired"). If you decide to uninstall the mod later, you first sell the inn back to them, move your slaves back to one of the other Paradise Halls mods, and then uninstall. That way you have continuity.

 

Basically I wanted a way to keep your slaves working. One of the problems with the brothel function is that it pulls NPCs from random locations. With buying an inn, some NPCs already spawn in. it's mostly locals, so you don't need to worry about pulling random NPCs from all over the map. That way there's always customers in the inn, so your skin peddlers always have someone to work with and those beds are always covered in some questionable fluid (haha). But basically you take an existing inn that's already spacious and accommodated and take what is already a legitimate business ready to serve customers into a brothel that serves, food, drink, and wenches. Most also have a fire pit in them to give it that comfortable feeling. Bonus points: the slaves will have sex anywhere, not just on the beds. it's a house of lust, after all; no need to be shy about what it is and isn't!

 

Basically a way to earn a passive income, but without needing to be there to babysit them, and also still have someone in charge to collect money from the slaves regularly. You can still sell stuff. Playing up both the sex and economy parts of the Paradise Halls experience.

 

Maybe also expand the shop function to sell more goods, in order to generate more income? Also add the option to decorate by adding sex furniture (pillory, rak, gallows, x-cross, pole(s), etc). Maybe in pre-designated locations, maybe not; maybe with a behavior added to encourage the working girls to just walk right into one of these for a random person to play with them! This would also need to have one of the PAHE-compatible animations or framework packs installed.

 

Other things to do, too:

-non-fatal fight pits in the inn (pre-scheduled; i.e. X number of hours in advance); pre-scheduled orgies (centered around your sex slaves), with a long cooldown so you're not breaking the game by generating huge piles of cash by having one every 2 hours. Maybe one 10-30 in-game days (which is still easy if you own a bunch of inns).

-inn size and/or location determines the price, maximum profit (windhelm and markarth can generate huge sums; Old Hroldan notsomuch), maximum number of patrons

Edited February 17, 2024 by keitel66
Adding in more possible features

[43deadwood]

You could try this

 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/14408?tab=description

 

 

Edited February 17, 2024 by 43deadwood
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[Archon459]

9 hours ago, 43deadwood said:

You could try this

 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/14408?tab=description

 

 

Literally, just as I came here to check this thread, I saw this post.

 

My only complaint is that there's no way to hire employees. I'd want to be able to hire "free labor" to come work in my shop and do sinful things to generate an income for me.

 

There's also this file, which might be more up my alley. I'll have to see...

 

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/62744?tab=description

[43deadwood]

Like the Landlord mod - you could use this in conjunction with the Loansharks mod to borrow the money needed and then put pressure on to make money, also TDF Prostitution allows you to recruit prostitutes and after they reach a certain level they can 'freelance' them wherever you place them - of course they generate an income.

[Archon459]

On 2/18/2024 at 7:48 AM, 43deadwood said:

Like the Landlord mod - you could use this in conjunction with the Loansharks mod to borrow the money needed and then put pressure on to make money, also TDF Prostitution allows you to recruit prostitutes and after they reach a certain level they can 'freelance' them wherever you place them - of course they generate an income.

Send them off to go freelance at a random small town. They have a courier send you money once in a while:

"I have a message for you. Let's see, now... yes, one of your "friends" in Rorikstead sent you some money, a letter...and a pair of her used panties, as requested. Looks like that's it. Got to go." Letter: "You wanted proof I'm making money for you. Here's cash, and one of my silk thongs. Enjoy!" or some such nonsense.

 

Random chance of them getting into trouble; courier lets you know, "The steward of Shor's Stone states the village's whore, you sent to work there, has been kidnapped by bandits. They are holed up at <location> and demanding a bounty." Rescue them, and not only do you get to bone them when you free them but you also get 1) the reward of whatever gold they had on them and 2) they state they secretly hid X amount of gold from the bandits and hit in the cave you found them in (even larger gold reward, plus maybe some gems and/or rare alchemical ingredients).

 

Super secret bonus: she's tied up in some random piece of ZAZ furniture, and you can watch her get railed and played with by a large crowd of bandits before killing them and rescuing her. Even better if you set aside a separate save file just so you can re-load it later and come back to watch.

 

Maybe another bonus: you know the Nightingales, the end of the Thieves' Guild questline? If you're wearing the armor out and about in public (outside of a city), a random thief will come up to you, tell you he's gotten rich thanks to the thievery you helped enable, and give you 500 gold. Maybe do this for random girls in the wild, too: a random prostitute in a slutty outfit outside of a town or city or village walks up to you, says she was able to make good coin as a whore because all of the sluttery made everyone in the province hornier, enough for her to travel freely for leisure and easily find more people to bone. This made her a ton of money, and she wants to thank you by giving you a freebie (oral) and paying you instead.

Edited February 19, 2024 by keitel66