Say something interesting about the person above you - II

[Thulas]

What a shame, darling, and there I hoped..wait, no, not darling, I mean duckling. Or..duck'n'cover!

Less confusion for the confused, more coffee for the hobos!

[Guest Omega1084]

One free cup of coffee and a vision of death for all the hobos!

[Thulas]

Joins me in my dance around the ashes of hobo dogs! Yes, that's right, they don't have dreams so we need to dance on their ashes instead. A shame actually..but what should we do, we need to dance on hobo ashes!

Hm..I sense a change of plan already.

[Guest Omega1084]

Party!

We should bring some friends~
And cats, always cats.

No ducks tho' .

[Thulas]

No cat is as good as dat cat; even though she didn't wore her cat ears in ages, yet the cat ears remain.

 

Now, give me the hand (either of a hobo or one that belongs to a still moving body) and lets..DUCK'N'COVER!

[Guest Omega1084]

Meet'n'Duck'n'Cover: Malkavian Adventure: Newgrounds Edition

 

10/10

[Thulas]

Should stop touching my hand now though..I need to Meet'n'F..I mean Duck myself now.

 

11/10 at heart!

-1/10 for real!

[Guest Omega1084]

Doesn't realize how important a helping hand can be. :v

 

 

 

 

Also 

 

"It has meetings. 10/10" -IGN

[Thulas]

May never know about the depts of truth a small meaning can have.

 

5/10 Apes. Because of barrels instead of bananas.

[Guest Omega1084]

Has a weirder rating system than youtube.

 

1/6 eyeballs. The rest fell out of my purse on the way here.

[Thulas]

Is youtube. Or youporn? Maybe both. But certainly I need to investigate. With..hands?

 

7/2 numbers. Because fuck logic, it is better than it can be by all means of logic and possibilities.

[Guest Omega1084]

Has hands. 555/10

[Thulas]

Gets touched. *cough* I mean..turned on. *cough* I mean..just play this damn cat video, youporntube! Will ya'?

 

Squareroot from -1. Because i.

[Guest Omega1084]

Probably records cat videos.

 

i² because I don't like pessimism. :|

[Thulas]

Seems to be eager to see her in a video..without knowing who that is in the first place. Shame to lack knowledge, it really sucks, doesn't ot?

 

-1 = pessimism? 0/10 because..pessimist trains.

[Guest Omega1084]

Misunderstands eagerness for curiosity, which didn't kill the cat, but did maim the Malkavian.

 

Negativity is bad for work efficiency!

[Thulas]

Meow. I mean..quack the duck?

 

Work efficiency, what an ugly work, only "personal market value" is even more disgusting! And bananas!

[Guest Omega1084]

It's a ruff existence. The kind that makes you quack under pressure.

If only they were better at pecking employees I wouldn't be such a neighative Nancy. e ve

 

Ducks are evil! *flings shuriken around*

[Thulas]

Reminds me of a Toreador thrall who lost her..wait, they are called ghouls, not thralls. Latter one sounds too oppressed..even though it is simply the truth.

 

Ducks are not evil! Ducks are just..cats without the cat features but with duck features instdead. Yes..instdead, because shurikens!

[Guest Omega1084]

Keeps making me think of that one time I had a stalker and I told him to cluck like a chicken.. he didn't do it :[

Ghouls are happy and excited. Thralls moan a lot and it's not the happy humpy moans :c

 

I vowed to my master that one day I'd free this world from the oppression of the duck regime. I shall keep my promise. >B[

[Thulas]

Has a master? Or a sire? Or both? How can that be? I know, it must be a duckling in disguise. The only way to explain it.

 

10/10. Because the lack of hashtags.

[Guest Omega1084]

Is worrying me because of continued duck-speak. *shuriken at the ready* >:v

 

95/100 because "the"

[Thulas]

Can't hurt me. Because..I say so? Yes, sounds like a good reason. Trying it is futile, so don't even try it. Or else you might end up with a toast.

 

5Bananas/10Apes.

[Guest Omega1084]

Doesn't realize that I devour toast at least once a day.
 
4Cats₅ and 2Dogs²/6Wolves₇ and 9Hyenas⁴

[Thulas]

Is cruel against toast above all means.

 

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NUMBERZ!