New sex oriented thane quests

[MereFJ]

would like to see an alternate questline for thaneship in the nine holds.  Once the guards have seen the PC naked/having sex/received reports of public lewd behavior at least 5 times, they report you to the jarl as slut/gigolo.  Jarl sends for you and offers to make you thane if you will perform a number of sexual errands for him/her.  Easiest way is to make the errands to help citizens include sex stuff.  But shouldn't there be something for you to do for the jarl?  These would be quests such as seduce someone and obtain/steal an object from them, or have sex/orgy with visitor(s) and gain their favor for the jarl, seduce a bandit camp to put something in their cooking pot or mead barrel to knock them out for the guards, dance naked at public celebration in the hold capital to entertain the citizens (or have sex with their mascot animal).   In cities with temples, maybe there is temple sex service and they need someone to work there for a few days while the regular is out sick.  This would work well with temple of dibella.  Another would be  Elisif sending you to seduce Tullius/Erikur or Falk so they be more respectful to her; maybe you spy on Erikur for her.  Or the jarls could require sexual services from PC for themselves or their family (threesome with balgruuf and hrongar).

Edited March 15, 2023 by MereFJ