Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Should be ashamed to so these sinful things in public. Get married, and the Lord will forgive you!
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Must have found a girl for me to marry, otherwise should kindly STFU.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Maybe he sould marry Titanic, after I brought her back on the right path.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Doesn't believe in the gift the Lord gave us; his love already made her change.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 He also wants her to become a good wife and faithful woman, and I shall assume you, soon she will be.
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Must be able to read my mind, because even I don't know if I want that.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Let me help you with that. I now pronounce you and Titanic to husband and wife. I also pronounce you and Marina to husband and wife.
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Cannot be Catholic because he just advocated polygamy, which is a sin.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Correctly realizes that Theodor is a mormon. And a moron as well.
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 I can't tell if this is part of the aforementioned abuse or not.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 He is right, it is. The border between bad puns and innuendos is small after all.
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Letting some horrible abuse happen to me. That's just cruel.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Not sure if he actually means what he says, or secretly loves it.
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Is a little right. The idea is interesting, though not ultimately what I'm into a whole lot.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Doesn't enjoyes marrige much. He probably should get rid of his wifes; or maybe just one.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Really thinks I'd suggest to murder a nice girl and her...wife-in-law?
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Interesting...no, out of option. But for a little war for Sam I'd be willed to get those two out of your way for today.
Guest Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Unfortunately, doesn't know I'm feeling like a glutton for punishment right now.
Thulas Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Fine, this one is on me. Shall I convince them that they aren't married to you either?
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