The Banning Game

[Thulas]

That one actually was unintended.

[Guest]

Banned because of unintentions.

[Thulas]

Banned for having 3 more posts than my year of birth.

[Guest]

Banned for having 2 more posts than my age.

[Thulas]

Banned for lying. You are older.

[Guest]

Banned because I lost track of my age at this point. 

[Thulas]

Banned for still not needing viagra.

[Guest]

Banned because robots don't need viagra.

[Thulas]

Banned because that's the reason I wanted to marry someone like you in the first place. Well, and because of the money. And the power.

[Guest]

Banned because it insults me that that's all you would want to marry me for.

[Thulas]

Banned because that is all you are. Don't think that this would make you any less sleepy, roboty.

[Guest]

Banned because that hurts my robotic heart.

[Thulas]

You don't need her. I wouldn't hurt you. Emotionally.

 

You forgot to ban, Marina.

[Guest]

Banned because I don't trust anyone. Now I'm off to go mope in the corner listening to Linking Park albums.

[Thulas]

Banned for not listening to Amon Amarth.

[Guest]

Banned because what stereotypical whiney mopey emo kid would ever listen to Amon Amarth?

[Thulas]

I would. Stop judging your priest, or you shall be banned!

[formel]

Banned at that priest you are talking about is clearly worshiping the wrong god.

[Thulas]

Banned for thinking there are wrong gods. Or gods at all.

[Emily]

Banned for being atheist.

[formel]

Banned for spreading not my faith.

[Emily]

Banned formel cult.

[Guest]

Banned because that's my job to ban him.

[formel]

It WAS your because now you are banned

[Guest]

Banned for forgetting a word in that post.