The Banning Game

[Guest]

Banned because that was going to be my reply.

[Rasta the Lion]

Banned for getting rid of me !

[MikeMetal]

No one will send you off... unless it's me.

 

Banned and asleep.

[Thulas]

Banned for not having a morning...firewood.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not being so eager to see me. Woah..

[Guest]

Banned because it's the eagerness that's used to lure in her prey.

[Thulas]

Banned because that part of the book still hasn't been released.

[MikeMetal]

Banned as I can't see how it's his fault.

[Thulas]

Banned because his fault is that...beer.

[MikeMetal]

Banned as Nixon has fluid not beer. From where... I don't want to know. If you meant "his" by him and not me.

[Thulas]

Yes, I did. And banned for producing more whiskey.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not having a liver.

[Thulas]

Banned for having a godlike liver.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for... thanks ?

[Thulas]

No problem, pal. Banned for...damn, actually I have to produce whiskey now...

[Guest]

Banned for not having a permit.

[Thulas]

Banned for not granting it then.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for forgetting to ask for ID first.

[Thulas]

Banned for being to old for that by now.

[MikeMetal]

Banned as I could've said the same 3 weeks ago... but you didn't hear me complained did you ?

[Thulas]

Nope, and banned for keeping it up that long.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for pretending you can't remember.

[Thulas]

Banned for thinking I'd pretend not to know. That was a compliment, you...drunktard.

[MikeMetal]

Oh really? And the ban part for keeping it that long ? That seems like you want me away.

 

Banned for thinking I'm a lion.

[Thulas]

Banned because you never would be a lion. In fact, the sisters wouldn't like you gone.