[REQUEST] [IDEA] Simple Maid Mod

[GeorgiaCav]

There are mods like pchs/Monoman1's incomparable WARTIMES that allows the pc to undertake maid tasks for a certain "master." My request would be a mod in which the pc can become a maid in any home in Skyrim by offering her services to clean. Sex would not have to be part of it. This would allow:

 

1. Offer maid services to any NPC who owns a home. "Hello, can I help you around the house?" "Sure, here's a broom. Let me know when you're done."

2. Create "clutter" or dirt piles that the pc would activate to clean them with the appropriate animation: sweeping with the broom, crouching to pick up clutter, etc.

3. Get paid a small amount of gold for each dirt pile cleaned. "Sir/madam, I'm finished." "Well, it's looked better, but it's cleaner than it was. Here's a coin."

4. Move on to another home and repeat the process.

5. MCM configuration settings; amount/frequency of dirt spawn, gold per cleaning, chance of getting stiffed when it's time to get paid

 

Of course, what sounds simple to me is probably a coding challenge on the order of putting a man on the moon, but if anybody is feeling frisky...