[Idea]/[Request] Jar of jacking-off

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I remembered this item from the hilarious F.A.T.A.L. tabletop game manual. The description is as follows (extracted from page 733):

 

 

I thought it would be amazing and fun if this could be added to skyrim maybe as a devious devices addon.

All the features surely are too much, but being compelled to fuck a jar sounds funny. More with all the urns in ruins.

Or an animation that uses the clay jar models as a fleshlight (maybe adding some flesh so that it looks mimic-like).

It would be relatively easy to spawn some weird creature a few minutes after the act.

In case anyone has the skills and is attracted by the idea, I leave this here.

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I read this and was reminded of this gem from ancient times of Yahoo Answers.

 

 

....fuck im getting old...