Dildo maker tool

[Emily]

So it's like a pencil sharpners that turn any long object into.... well.. umn... Penis.

 

Meat Sausages, Wood, candy bar, plastic steel, candle, Teflon, Ginseng root, Etc.

http://dailynewsagency.com/2013/02/23/dildo-maker-e8p/

 

Buy your Dildo maker machine, Nauuuu~!

 

 

[Strelky]

Well this is beyond creepy, at least for me. There are multiple people in my neighbourhood that could use one of these

[Lagoon0654]

I'm all for using dildos, even absurd ones, however that wooden one look's a bit... Dangerous to me.

[AgentChicken]

I'm all for using dildos, even absurd ones, however that wooden one look's a bit... Dangerous to me.

 

Splinter's would be a massive problem with the wooden ones.

[Guest Lehshara]

Japan dildo technique.

But srsly... wooden dildo? ouch.

[Emily]

Well, the ideas is to get one of your favorite materials into shape.

The tool demonstrate the type of materials that we can shape into.

The flaw is that they don't have various mold for the penis tip shapes.   lulz.

 

Anyway, this is quite dangerous & extreme Since some material vegetables too can rot and carries various hazardous germ for vagina ecology. Even that, we can't wash some of the material once it get expose to oxidation and contact with waters.

 

Unless, someone is planning on herbal medication or ... well.;. duh abortions.

[AgentChicken]

Imagine a Dildo made from Gummy Bears. 

[Strelky]

That's not a pleasant thought

[Bonnie Lass]

I wonder how many sex toys are made on Shapeways. 3D Printing sounds excellent for trying out new shapes. 

[Pixie-K]

Imagine a Dildo made from Gummy Bears. 

 

I'm imagining.

 

[Ghost]

 

Imagine a Dildo made from Gummy Bears. 

 

I'm imagining.

 

 

 

Hmm.... yeah for two persons not bad But not as sweetness. Elastic gummy will be fine

 

 

[Emily]

Hell's bells. That's a jolly huge long gummy.

 

Wanna put that on the dildo tool?

[Myst42]

More and more i convince myself that everyone is insanely mad and im the only sane one in a world of madness...

though everyone else thinks im the mad one XD

[Dallas-Arbiter]

 

I'm all for using dildos, even absurd ones, however that wooden one look's a bit... Dangerous to me.

 

Splinter's would be a massive problem with the wooden ones.

 

 

Well, first you'd want a good sealer, then about 20 coats of polyurethane paint.

[Emily]

Use lamb skins. ... Wait that ain't right.

 

You know if we have this tool we can wholesale dildos on developing countries.

 

And profit.

[GrimReaperCalls]

Holy bananas, that is hilarious.

[AgentChicken]

I almost wet myself thinking about someone getting a chocolate dildo for easter XD. Waking up and this huge massive chocolate Dildo staring right back at you like "you know you want to eat me :3"

[Lusty Housecarl]

I almost wet myself thinking about someone getting a chocolate dildo for easter XD. Waking up and this huge massive chocolate Dildo staring right back at you like "you know you want to eat me :3"

 

Chocolate and dick? my two favourite things in one!

As much as i would love to buy that tool it sure would be awkward to explain if anyone saw it and asked what it was and what it did.

"It..Um..It..It creates dicks.."

[formel]

 

I almost wet myself thinking about someone getting a chocolate dildo for easter XD. Waking up and this huge massive chocolate Dildo staring right back at you like "you know you want to eat me :3"

 

Chocolate and dick? my two favourite things in one!

As much as i would love to buy that tool it sure would be awkward to explain if anyone saw it and asked what it was and what it did.

"It..Um..It..It creates dicks.."

 

 

you can always disguise it as a oversized pencil sharpener for your.... uhmm... well..oversized pencils that you happen to have for some odd reason...yeah that sounds believable go for it

[Guest airdance]

Actually, it's a glorfied pencil sharpener.

 

[AgentChicken]

 

 

I almost wet myself thinking about someone getting a chocolate dildo for easter XD. Waking up and this huge massive chocolate Dildo staring right back at you like "you know you want to eat me :3"

 

Chocolate and dick? my two favourite things in one!

As much as i would love to buy that tool it sure would be awkward to explain if anyone saw it and asked what it was and what it did.

"It..Um..It..It creates dicks.."

 

 

you can always disguise it as a oversized pencil sharpener for your.... uhmm... well..oversized pencils that you happen to have for some odd reason...yeah that sounds believable go for it

 

Or you could say its a broken sausage maker. I've made some sausage's in my time and they ended up looking like penis's. Try explaining that to you're family when they insist on eating the sausages you made at the butchers.

[Cozy]

I want one.

[Happysparkles]

Haha Japan, I love you .

They think of anything perverted yet sensible.

Just be careful what you make the dildo out of, you might end up with splinters in your butt hole, or vagina.

That can be a whole another problem .

 

Kind of see a pun there with a wooden dildo.

But really splinters internally sound like a rather painful ordeal.

[Cozy]

Haha Japan, I love you .

They think of anything perverted yet sensible.

Just be careful what you make the dildo out of, you might end up with splinters in your butt hole, or vagina.

That can be a whole another problem .

 

Kind of see a pun there with a wooden dildo.

But really splinters internally sound like a rather painful ordeal.

 

Ehh I'm thinking of using it for more practical uses, I have enough sex toys that were built to be such. However with this you get novelty foods for munches and such, and perhaps perverted knick-nacks, and decorations for the dungeon... Well I don't work there anymore, but still I do want to have my own dungeons someday. *sigh* someday,

 

[cereburn]

For those wanting to go without the one trick wonder tool from Japan.

 

http://www.ggirl.com.au/Articles/October-2010/DIY-Ice-Dildo