Empire earth III " seriously is it a bad game i say no!"

[Guest Lady Luck]

empire earth 3 well people gonna hate me for doing this but fuck it..

 

i always been a fan to empire earth 1 2 and ...eer perhaps 3 the moment i boot empire earth 3 even the menu is lagging wtf couldn't they just play cinematic then the game play itself,it make the game felt cheap ooh don't get me started on the packaging its the worlds most crap package , the opening scene is awesome , it powned star craft 2 alot , but its so sad that this game has alot of potiental it felt like i'm playing cheap production game.

 

So let's skip all that crap im not gonna press professional review on this game i'm gonna make a lazy one since this game is just your avarage joe game. i'm not gonna troll either because this game is actually awesome once you get hang to the system ... overall the unit voice is less annoying from the previous one and alot funnier , i spotted bob the builder quote easter egg and mc hammer lol they make it funny you know why " its sounds retarded " thats why its like they make builder retarded lol its sound like this "ooooh boy ...hammer time, can i fix it "yes weee can " i slowly facepalmed im like man i am the worst emperor to even hire these guys lol.

 

overall its pretty good game even though i dont really mentioned the packaging so let's see final verdict

 

gameplay : AVARAGE ' nothing really interesting going on '

Graphics : Basic ' more like age of empire III clone but better'

Storyline : makes no sense " the moment that intro plays and then

it just went to the gameplay WTF!!!! where is the cool

cutscene empire earth 3 supposed to be story driven and

they make too simple it made abe Lincoln cry.

Dynamics : Much better then civilization crappy weather system i had

to say they win on this part

unit voice: Seriously funniest shit that make you laugh alot lols

for stupid people.

unit design : Seriously cool looking

map design : its ... a mess

Manual : don't read its wasting your time alot

tutorial : nope.. nothing new EE players will scream for hints

Mods : who cares about mods on this game.. its too massive

considering modders didnt have time to mod this game even me

i felt like i just leave it vanilla

Overall rating : 6.5/10 <-- this just being generous.

Concept : epic win it change alot and was better then previous game

Frame rate : it made corei5-7 look like snes....

Blame : not publisher , mad doc

[Strelky]

I love this game. I became dedicated to the series when art of conquest came out. So I love all 3 to the fullest

I use gasoline for aftershave