About This File
Loading screen tips replaced with famous excerpts from, and reactions to, one of my favorite meme of all time : Cock is one of my favourite taste by https://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/.
Due to game limitations this replaces 46 of the loading screen tips. Not all, but a pretty good amount.
I repeated some, so they'll appear more often, and because I ran out of ideas.
Here is a full list of all replaced loading screen tips :
Spoiler
- Cock is one of my favorite tastes.
- Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
- It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest.
- Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied.
- I'm only satisfied when l feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat.
- When I sit back on my heels, look up at you, with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck,
- hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job
- and you cannot even speak because I've drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick...
- That's when I'm satisfied.
- As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds,
- john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up
- 10,000 notes, so I guess I should comment.
- NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
- On tumblr its really easy to make it look like people wrote things they did not write.
- (Needless to say, I did not write the above text.)
- I find false attribution annoying in general, but here's what I find particularly offensive about this post.
- I get that I'm not the sort of person who seems likely to register a public opinion on the smell of balls, so I understand the joke in associating me with these words.
- But there's something else going on here: The editor here is trying to shame me by saying that I like to give oral sex to people with penises.
- But that's NOT SHAMEFUL-there's nothing wrong with people who like to give oral sex to people with penises.
- this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it
- heritageposts date of origin: may, 2015
- John Green it's okay to love dick
- imagine being john green imagine being a massively successful new york times bestselling author worth $17 million
- getting angry and upset bc some teenager edited one of your tumblr posts to say "i luv dick"
- Oh my god, John. You made roughly 5 million gay jokes about being attracted to Ansel Elgort during the filming of TFiOS. Please.
- @staff
- I never asked tumblr to change any of its features, including that one. I don't know how that rumor started, but it isn't true.
- Cock is one of my favorite tastes.
- Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
- It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest.
- Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied.
- I'm only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat.
- When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck,
- hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job
- and you cannot even speak because I've drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick...
- That's when I'm satisfied.
- Cock is one of my favorite tastes.
- Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
- It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. I Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied.
- Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest.
- It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied.
- and you cannot even speak because I've drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick... That's when I'm satisfied.
- That's when I'm satisfied.
- john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up
- So I just want to say to anyone who saw this post and may have felt like their sexuality was being used as a way to humiliate me: Cock is one of my favorite tastes.
Thanks! Happy cock everyone
Edited by maxielable