[S:S] Devious Shopping
Aria Bal
Hmmm
Phoenix Bal
Good day Mr Honey-Hand
Bersi Honey-Hand
Good day to you too Misses Bal, is there anything I can help you with?
Phoenix Bal
Well I brought a shopping list today
Bersi Honey-Hand
Excellent, what is it you need first?
Phoenix Bal
Lets see... oh, honey of course.
Bersi Honey-Hand
I have plenty of Honey for sale, whats next?
Phoenix Bal
Some rope please, you know for um.. our wishing lines?
Bersi Honey-Hand
Ah yes, I have rope for sale, whats next?
Phoenix Bal
And we need um... wishing line pegs, for you know putting up our washing
Bersi Honey-Hand
I've got those as well, next?
Aria Bal
Remember we need to get a collar for our "new" pet
Phoenix Bal
Ah yes, do you sell Collars Mr Honey-Hand?
Bersi Honey-Hand
Aye, I do. Say, whats the little fellers name?
Aria Bal
Bad Bitch... you know its meant to um, intimate peopel
Phoenix Bal
But shes been a very good girl of late, staying in her cage, not weeing on the floor and she loves her mommy ever so much
Aria Bal
How many times must "she" say shes sorry, she couldn't hold it any longer, and you did not have to rub her nose in it like that, she learned her lesson the first time
Bersi Honey-Hand
Awww
Phoenix Bal
Well shes not gonna pee on the floor anymore is she?
Aria Bal
Nope
Phoenix Bal
Oh speaking of the um.. pet, do you have a dog bowl too? She... um chewed the last one
Bersi Honey-Hand
Sure thing, I've got some fresh dog food too if you want that?
Phoenix Bal
Aww, does the dogie want some food Ari?
Aria Bal
What do you think?
Phoenix Bal
I'm kidding silly, no thank you Mr Honey-Hand she prefers fresh meat
Aria Bal
You have no idea how true that is
Phoenix Bal
We will be back to collect our items Mr Honey-Hand
Aria Bal
Take care Bersi
Bersi Honey-Hand
Of course of course, take your time
Phoenix Bal
I left the list on the counter top for you, the rest of the items are on there
Bersi Honey-Hand
I'll get these for you right away
Aria Bal
Think he bought it?
Phoenix Bal
Maybe, but I don't care if he did.
Aria Bal
Hah, really?
Phoenix Bal
Yes, I've learned a lot over the years Ari, mostly that someone out there is into the same thing you are, even if that someone did come from Oblivion
Aria Bal
That someone also loves your whole pet game idea
Phoenix Bal
Oh I know
Aria Bal
Bitch Hound will be a good girl for her mommy, if she feeds her and takes her for walks and stuff
Phoenix Bal
Oh I'll take her for walks and discipline her when she pees on the floor
Aria Bal
And she is very sorry she did that, and her nose still hurts
Phoenix Bal
But she wont do it again
Aria Bal
Hah, no she wont. How on Nirn did I ever get the perfect girl?
Phoenix Bal
I don't know, guess your lucky
Aria Bal
No, I'm not lucky you are.
Phoenix Bal
Hah, maybe your right. I did get what I wanted
Aria Bal
You always get what you want
Phoenix Bal
Aria Bal
Huh? Oh... look you know its only to help keep me powered right? Not like I worship the damn Prince of Domination and Rape
Phoenix Bal
Well you do like to be Dominated and Rape is one of your favorite role plays games so
Aria Bal
Phoenix I come from a Relm where those things are normal, the strong survive and the weak die
Phoenix Bal
I know Ari, I know I was just teasing you honey
Aria Bal
Uh... yeah, shit sorry ruined it again
Phoenix Bal
Hey no no its okay, shh its okay.
Aria Bal
So... um, nice weather we are having
Phoenix Bal
Yes, it is. Perfect for a walk when we get home, dont you think so?
Aria Bal
Loved to, with or without the collar and other stuff
Phoenix Bal
Hehe shh, oh Ari. Thank you
Aria Bal
For what?
Phoenix Bal
Being you
Aria Bal
Hah kind of hard to be anyone else, well you know what I mean
Phoenix Bal
I do, and I respect that you never pretend to be something your not, its one of the reasons I took a shining to you all those years ago, you showed me what you were and that gained my trust
Aria Bal
I was a ruthless scared Daedra who just lost her only chance at becoming worthy again. If I had gone back I'd be where Erica is right now, but staying here means I get to happy and have friends. Things I never really had back in Coldharbour
Phoenix Bal
You did Ari, you just never noticed.
Aria Bal
I mean Erica was my Battle-Sister, Angelika and Cortana were nothing more then Servants, I loved them all but no one was as close to me as you are now.
Phoenix Bal
Aria Bal
Mom left a couple of years after I was... whatever I was. Only Saren, Molag Bal and Erica knew I was her daughter.
Phoenix Bal
I'm glad things are better between you two now
Aria Bal
Yeah well, thats get being her. I get it now
Lara Rosewood
Well well well, look who it is
Aria Bal
Hello Lara
Lara Rosewood
Hah hey you two love birds, whats new?
Phoenix Bal
LARA!
Lara Rosewood
Hah hey Phe
Phoenix Bal
I missed you I missed you I missed you!
Lara Rosewood
I guess you missed me?
Phoenix Bal
We did, how was Cyrodill?
Lara Rosewood
Nice, warm and... well you know how Cyrodill can be these days with the War on everyone mind
Phoenix Bal
We do indeed right Ari?
Lara Rosewood
Well, everything went well with the Guild, was nice to see Emerald again too.
Aria Bal
Bet that was awkward, since you know you sent her to Cyrodill to improve the Guide there only she fell in love and left you to be with'em, then they got married and had a child. Yeah, not awkward at all
Phoenix Bal
ARI!
Lara Rosewood
No, its okay... it was a little but we're past it now. Shes my friend Aria and I supported her and her choices I'm if anything happy for her.
Aria Bal
Oh good, what did I say something bad?
Phoenix Bal
Sorry Lara, even after all these years shes not 100% understood when to hold her tongue
Lara Rosewood
Hehe, Its alright. We all love her for who she is, just like you two were saying
Aria Bal
How did... oh right, sneaky thief
Phoenix Bal
Did you wanna come back to ours and stay to catch up proper?
Lara Rosewood
No thats alright, we and Ella got a date with a wonderful woman in latex tonight, and you too we're going for a nice walk when you got home I believe?
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