TRANSCIPT OF INTERNATIONAL PHONE CALL

 

COLLECTED PURSUANT TO JUDICIAL WARRANT 34-07056-B

 

JOAO CALLES (JC) AND UNKNOWN SUBJECT (UNSUB)

 

TRANSLATOR: TJ

 

JC: OH MAN DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU.

 

UNSUB: WHAT HAPPENED?

 

JC: SO TOMAS, YOU KNOW, PEDRO'S FATHER-IN-LAW, HIS WIFE WAS AT YOGA OR WHATEVER, SO HE INVITED HIS MISTRESS TO STOP BY.

 

 

JC: BUT I GUESS HE GOT THE TIMING WRONG, OR LORENA LEFT CLASS EARLY, OR WHATEVER, AND SHE WALKED IN ON ELENA SUCKING HIS DICK.

 

 

UNSUB: OH SHIT!

 

 

JC: YEAH, SHE WAS PISSED!

 

 

JC: BUT HERE'S THE FUNNY PART. I GUESS THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT HAPPENED IN JUST A FEW SECONDS, BUT IT WAS JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR LORENA TO NOTICE THAT TOMAS HAD NOT JUMPED UP OFF THE COUCH IMMEDIATELY, BUT WAS STILL PRESSING ELENA'S HEAD DOWN INTO HIS LAP.

 

 

JC: AND SHE WAS ALL, "WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR DICK STILL IN HER THROAT?"

 

 

JC: AND THEN...

 

UNSUB: (LAUGHING) NO WAY!

 

JC: (LAUGHING) YEAH, HE WAS SO CLOSE TO COMING WHEN SHE CAME HOME HE COULDN'T STOP, AND BLEW HIS LOAD IN ELENA'S MOUTH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE!

 

 

UNSUB: THAT'S HILARIOUS!

 

 

JC: YEAH, SO NOW SHE'S GOT THEIR BED ALL TO HERSELF, AND HE'S SLEEPING IN THE KIDS ROOM THAT USED TO BELONG TO PEDRO'S WIFE.

 

 

UNSUB: SO ARE THEY SPLITTING?

 

 

JC: TOO EARLY TO SAY. ELISA HAD PEDRO PAY FOR SOME EXPENSIVE COUPLES THERAPY FOR THEM.

 

 

JC: WHICH, OF COURSE, BACKFIRED, BECAUSE NOW ELISA HAS PEDRO GOING TO THERAPY WITH HER, TOO!

 

 

UNSUB: OH I BET HE HATES THAT.

 

JC: YEAH, HE SAID THE ONLY UPSIDE IS HER OFFICE IS CLOSE TO HIS AMANTE'S HOUSE IN BRINDLETON.

 

 

JC: SO HE JUST HAS TO FIND AN EXCUSE TO STAY IN TOWN FOR WORK, AND HE'S GOT A DATE LINED UP TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF THE THERAPY.

 

 

UNSUB: JESUS. HE USES MARRIAGE COUNSELING AS A CONVENIENT WAY TO STEP OUT?

 

JC: YEAH, HE DOESN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS IN THAT TOWN, ANYMORE.

 

 

JC: HE SENDS ME, WHICH I ENJOY, BECAUSE BRITNEY HANDLES OUR SALES UP THERE, AND SHE'S HOT AS FUCK, AND A FREAK.

 

 

JC: SHE GIVES ME A BUNCH OF MONEY, I GIVE HER A BUNCH OF PRODUCT.

 

 

JC: THEN WE FUCK LIKE RABBITS.

 

 

UNSUB: IS THERE ANY PART OF YOUR JOB THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE FUCKING?

 

JC: (LAUGHING) MAYBE A LITTLE. LIKE, I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR A QUICK NUT. LAST WEEK I WENT TO CHECK OUT MAYA'S NEW HOUSE. THE COVE HAS BEEN DOING WELL, SO SHE UPGRADED.

 

 

UNSUB: AND YOU TWO ALWAYS HIT IT OFF.

 

 

JC: EXACTLY. SO WE GOT COKED UP AND HAD A QUICK FUCK. ENJOYABLE FOR BOTH OF US.

 

 

JC: BUT PART OF IT IS ALSO STATUS. I CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE HIGH CLASS WHORES IN FANCY CRIBS ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE PEDRO, BUT I DID STILL SET UP MY OWN AMANTE.

 

 

UNSUB: WHO?

 

 

JC: YVETTE. SHE STRIPPED AT THE COVE, BUT SHE WAS ALWAYS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. I GOT HER A PLACE IN MAGNOLIA AND NOW I HAVE A SURE STOP WHEN ALANA'S PREGNANCY HORMONES ARE KICKING IN.

 

 

UNSUB: JUST YOUR FAVORITE STRIPPER? YOU SHOULD DO BETTER THAN THAT.

 

 

JC: IN TIME, I WILL. BUT THIS IS WHAT I CAN AFFORD NOW. AND LIKE I SAID, STATUS. AT MY EARNING LEVEL, I NEED TO PROVE I CAN AFFORD TO KEEP MY OWN WOMAN THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN TOUCH. ANYWAY, HERE'S THE NEWS I WAS REALLY CALLING ABOUT.

 

 

JC: THAT MILITARY INVESTIGATOR CAME BY PICANTE TO TALK TO PEDRO.

 

 

JC: SAID SHE HAD NEWS THAT SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT. SHE'D INTERVIEWED A STRIPPER AT THE COVE, CHERRY.

 

UNSUB: PEDRO LETS HIS GIRLS TALK TO COPS?

 

JC: NO, BUT CHERRY WAS SCARED. SHE'D HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A CLIENT.

 

 

JC: GUY DID SOMETHING TO MAKE HER FEEL SCARED. SO SHE WENT TO THIS INVESTIGATOR ON HER OWN. SHE WANTED TO WARN PEDRO THAT IF THIS WAS THE GUY WHO WAS CUTTING UP THE GIRLS, HE WAS PROBABLY FRUSTRATED AS HELL THAT HE WAITED A YEAR FOR HIS NEXT STRIKE AND IT DIDN'T PAN OUT. PEDRO BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON HIS GIRLS, SHE SAID.

 

UNSUB: WHAT DID PEDRO SAY?

 

JC: BASICALLY, THANKS FOR THE WARNING, BUT THE WAY THIS NEIGHBORHOOD WORKS, IF ANYONE HERE FINDS THIS GUY BEFORE YOU DO, YOU NEVER WILL.

 

 

UNSUB: BUT NO ONE KILLED YET?

 

JC: NOT YET.

 

UNSUB: OH SHIT, I'M GETTING BITCHED AT AGAIN. GOTTA GO.

 

-END TRANSCRIPT

 

ADDENDUM: CF REPORT 2008-09-01-0147 FROM NEWCREST POLICE - HOMICIDE - LOCATION(S): PICANTE AND SHADY RUN CEMETERY.

 

 

IMPORTANT NOTE: SEMEN FOUND ON BODY. SHOULD NOT CLOSE JUSTUS INVESTIGATION. COULD BE MAJOR BREAK.

 

 

RIP, Lucia.