Chapter 34: Joao
TRANSCIPT OF INTERNATIONAL PHONE CALL
COLLECTED PURSUANT TO JUDICIAL WARRANT 34-07056-B
JOAO CALLES (JC) AND UNKNOWN SUBJECT (UNSUB)
TRANSLATOR: TJ
UNSUB: MY MAN, HOW ARE YOU?
JC: JUST GOT DONE GETTING MY DICK WET. HOW ABOUT YOU?
UNSUB: (LAUGHING) THINGS ARE FINE WITH ME. SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE GREAT FOR YOU.
JC: I'M NOT THE KING HERE, BUT I'M STILL THE KING'S RIGHT-HAND MAN (TJ: OR "TRUSTED PARTNER")
UNSUB: YOU MEAN PEDRO
JC: YEAH, WORKING FOR HIM IS CRAZY. LAST WEEK HE STOPPED OVER, SAID, HEY, LET'S SHARE THIS WHORE REAL QUICK.
UNSUB: WHAT?
JC: YEAH HE'S LIKE THAT. SO WE SPIT-ROASTED ALANA THEN WENT ACROSS THE WAY TO SHOOT HOOPS.
UNSUB: THAT'S FUCKED UP.
JC: YEAH, BUT HE HAD TO TELL ME SOMETHING. MAYA GOT KNOCKED UP.
UNSUB: DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT'S LIKE HIS MAIN WHORE OR SOMETHING?
JC: YEAH, SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE OPERATION. AND HE WASN'T HAPPY SHE WAS CARRYING.
JC: BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE SHE FUCKED RECENTLY WAS ME AND HIM. SO WE DID THE MATH AND FIGURED HE HAD TO BE THE ONE.
UNSUB: GUESS YOU OFF THE HOOK THEN.
JC: NO DOUBT. BUT HIS LIFESTYLE, HE'S GOT TO PUT OUT SOME KIDS. HE'S GOT KEPT WOMEN ALL AROUND. SOME FRENCHIE IN WINDENBURG NAMED CHARLOTTE.
JC: AND SOME GREEK CHICK OUT WEST. HELEN.
UNSUB: SO NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES, HE'S GOT A WARM BED.
JC: EXACTLY!
UNSUB: MUST BE GOOD TO BE HIM.
JC: AND THEN HIS WIFE! ELISA IS HOT AS FUCK. AND IF I HAD A WOMAN LIKE THAT, I'D BE FINE WITHOUT STEPPING OUT. BUT I THINK SHE'S GETTING FUCKED REGULAR AT THE MASSAGE PLACE SHE VISITS.
UNSUB: PEDRO GOTTA PUT A STOP TO THAT.
JC: NAH, I THINK IF IT WAS A REAL AFFAIR, HE'D PUT SOME STEEL BETWEEN IT, BUT AS LONG AS SHE'S ONLY GETTING TAKEN CARE OF IN A BUSINESS TYPE TRANSACTION, HE'S FINE.
UNSUB: STILL.
JC: STILL, I'D LIKE TO BE HER MASSEUR.
UNSUB: WATCH OUT YOU DON'T GET KILLED TALKING LIKE THAT.
JC: I KEEP IT TO MYSELF. BESIDES, WHO DO I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT? I DO ALL PEDRO'S LAUNDRY. SOME GUY A FEW MONTHS AGO GAVE ONE OF HIS GIRLS THE AIDS. HE HAD A GUY IN A HOSPITAL HE SOLD COKE TO WHO LOOKED UP THE RECORDS FOR HIM.
JC: AND GAVE THE FILE TO PEDRO.
UNSUB: SO HE RELIED ON YOU TO TAKE CARE OF IT.
JC: YEAH, I MET WITH HIM AT THE PARK TO TELL HIM IT WAS TIME TO GET RID OF THE RUSSIANS.
UNSUB: YOU GOTTA MAKE THAT MOVE EVENTUALLY.
JC: BUT HE SAID FIRST WE DEAL WITH (TJ: OR "TAKE CARE OF" OR "DO BUSINESS WITH") THIS DIRTY FUCK WHO RUINED HIS WHORE.
UNSUB: SO YOU DID.
JC: YEAH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS ROOMMATES. THEY'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN AND CAN'T IDENTIFY ME, SO I'M NOT WORRIED.
UNSUB: GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
JC: YEAH BUT MOSTLY I SPEND MY TIME GETTING HIGH
JC: OR WORKING OUT
JC: OR GOING TO THE CLUB AND GETTING MY DICK SUCKED BY ONE OF THE GIRLS.
UNSUB: NOT A BAD LIFE.
JC: NO DOUBT. BUT THIS JOB HAS OTHER PERKS. LIKE THE RUSSIANS.
UNSUB: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF THEM.
JC: WELL DIMITRY AND IRINA, YEAH, BUT NOT THE HOTTIES.
JC: I GOT WORD DIMITRY BROUGHT IN A NEW GIRL AND WAS GOING TO AUCTION OFF HER VIRGINITY. I PAID TOP DOLLAR TO WIN THAT AUCTION.
UNSUB: OH HOW WAS SHE?
JC: HONESTLY I'VE HAD FAR BETTER. BUT STILL. BEING THE FIRST GUY TO GET UP IN THAT (TJ: OR "FIRST GUY TO VISIT/EXPLORE THAT") IS SPECIAL.
UNSUB: HEY I GOTTA GO THE WOMAN IS YELLING.
JC: CHEERS, MAN.
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