Abby: Here we are, Abby...
...we finally made it...
...the prestigious Bailey-Moon Photo Studio.
Abby: The Bailey-Moon family donated the building to their alma mater, The Foxbury Institute
...to use it as a platform to showcase the talent of the institutions hottest students...
...and it has rapidly become one of the most notorious College Fashion Magazines in the nation...
...And I, Abigail Norris will...shot my pants at this rate.
Abby: I worked my ass off to get the grades and the resume needed to get this internship and here I am...
...about to wet my pants.
...this place is so flashy, so glamorous. And the expectations are so high...
Abby: I don't know if I'll fit in with so many hot and talented people...
...I'll be working with the photography director of the magazine, senior honor student Manuelle Bellois.
...Gosh! She's so pretty and stylish. I'll present myself and get ready to work.
Abby: Hi!! Uuh...Miss Bellois?
...The name is Abby, I'll be your new assist...
Manuelle: You are late, rook
Abby: OMG YOU ARE RIGHT! I'M A DISGRACE!!
...I'LL PACK MY THINGS AND GO HOME JUST PLEASE FORGIVE ME, PLEASE!!
Manuelle: Yiss! Bitch don't be so dramatic, just stay quiet for a bit will you.
Abby: "Ok, maybe I overreacted a little bit...
...but this job is the opportunity of a lifetime...
...the magazine only works with the hottest of the hot and the biggest stars in campus...
...even this year's freshmen class have already show some real potential - I mean, look at that cutie...
...a letter of recommendation form here will open every door at a major studio in the country for both models and creative team"
Abby: Oh! There's Molly...
...gosh! She's so pretty! I'm so jealous!
...I sure say hi but is best to wait till she's finished.
Abby: Anyway, I need to focus all my attention in what's really important...
...this week's issue star, campus celebrity and star athlete...
Abby: Brandon 'Motherfucking' Barret!!
Abby: Foxbury's pride and projected Nº1 pick in this years SFL Draft.
...fuck! I would carve my grandma's brain out with a spoon for the chance to go down on that man.
...he's so fucking hot! And the girls are so perfect too!
Abby: There goes Allysha Coleman...
she's so pretty it makes me kinda wet...
Abby: But the Queen around here is the blonde bombshell, Rose Monroe...
...she and Brandon have so much chemistry!! No wonder people in campus ship them so much...
Abby: They are perfect for eachoth...
Manuelle: NO!! No, no, no...this isn't gonna work.
Abby: Uuuh...what's wrong? I thought they were crushing it,,,
Manuelle: Of course you would think that, rook.
...No. I wanted a Brunette to go in line with the summer catalog planning...
...but that dumb bitch, Sara, had to go to an Indian last night and now has explosive dia...
Abby: Got it, got it. never mind...
Rose: Ptsss!!! Come on Manuelle, you know eeeeverybody is waiting to see me and Brandom together.
...you have to give the plebs what they w...
Brandom: Yo! You said you need a Brunette? Like hot and all?
Manuelle: "Of course this two dumb bitches have an opinion. I'm surrounded by idiots" - Yes, Brandon, hot and all.
Brandom: Why didn't you say that before? I have the solution!!
Rose: Ugh? Uuuuh...but Brandon, honey I...
Manuelle: You want me to trust my entire summer line to one of your whores don't you
Abby: Uuuh, you know...if you need a Brunette I can...
Manuelle: SHUT IT!!
Abby: 😭
Brandom: None of that!
...You need a slim, fit, bubble but, bikini ready chick, right?
Manuelle: Reduced to the absurd but yeah, right.
Brandom: Enough said then!!
...I have the solution RIGHT...
Manuelle: BRANDOM IF THIS IS ONE OF YOU PRANKS I SWEAR I...
Brandom: ...HERE!!
Manuelle: BARRET!!
Morgan: H...hi...
Rose: What the...a nerd?
Manuelle: UUUUUUGGHHH!!!
Abby: Mo...MORGAN??
Morgan: Hi, Abby...
Abby: What are you doing here? How do you know...
Morgan: I was in the Library around the corner, he bursted in half naked, grabbed me with one hand and dragged me here against my will...
Manuelle: This is your solution!!! Kidnapping a person that, to make things worse, isn't even a girl????
Morgan: ...I'm so sorry.
Brandom: Cute, right??
Morgan: HE NEVER LISTENS!!
Brandom: Yeah, I know, I'm a genius, HE!
Manuelle: Ok, I've had enough of this bullshit...
Reagan: Wait!
Reagan: Let me check him real quick
Manuelle: You don't think this can work. Right, Blonde?
Reagan: Well, the caveman might have a good eye after all.
Brandom: Thank you!!
Morgan: "He ignored the insult like it was nothing"
Reagan: ...sexy gaze, filled lips, straight back, a good butt...
... the proper wig and my magic and we might be able to save your summer campaign.
Rose: Surely you cant be seriou...
Reagan: What do you say, babe? Do you trust me?
Morgan: Uuuh...I told Brandon I'll do whatever he needed so...
Reagan: Say no more!! You and I are on a mission.
Morgan: Wow! Okay!
Brandom: See you in a while, babe!! Have fun!!
Rose: Wait!! Why are you calling that man 'babe'?!
Abby: I think I'm going to pass out, I'm so confused.
Reagan: ...btw, I don't think I catch your name.
Morgan: Oh!...I'm Morgan.
Reagan: Morgan? Cute name.
...nice to meet you Morgan. I'm Reagan.
Reagan: Let's go grab a couple wigs and some make up and I'll have you looking like a super model in no time...
Morgan: Wait, I here a dripping sound coming from the WC...
...I think it might be leaking or something...
Reagan: What? ...WAIT!!
Morgan: *GASP* OH MY GOD!!!
Reagan: Christ above...this fucking sluts!!
Morgan: OMG! It catch me off guard!!
Reagan: LOL!! Well you know, models can be like that...
...put hot people together and this stuff happens all the time.
Reagan: In fact, I found weird that donkey boyfriend of yours hasn't fucked everything that moves by now.
...I guess you are to be thanked for that...
Morgan: He...we are not...
Reagan: I didn't think he was into boys anyway...
Morgan: Well, I'm not your typical boy anyway...
...I'm something of a...uuuhh
Reagan: A cross dresser?
Morgan: UH?! How did you...
Reagan: Because I'm the same, babe.
Morgan: What?! You are a man??
Reagan: Why are you so surprised?
...surely you've been mistaken for a girl every now and then, right?
Morgan: Yeah...sorry it's just...you are so pretty...
Reagan: Ha! Babe, have you looked at yourself?
...you have the most popular man in the campus in your pocket for a reason.
...we know what we are. We know our power.
...we aren't the typical macho, and we aren't vulgar bimbos like that Rose whore.
...but that doesn't mean we can't exploit and enjoy our beauty, right?
Morgan: ...right.
Reagan: So...
...are you ready to blow their minds, Morgan?
Morgan: ...
...I'm ready.
Abby: ...blah blah blah...and Morgan used to be my boyfriend, you know.
Brandom: Yeah, he never mentioned it...
Abby: Yeah, but I left him, he couldn't satisfy me in bed. He isn't a proper man like you...blah blah blah
Brandom: Right, right...I'm totally paying attention...
Manuelle: Good Lord, this slut has no shame...
...is she ever going to shut up?
...Reagan surely is taking his time.
...I swear if this goes south I...
Manuelle: ...I'll be fucking damned!!!
Abby: ...blah blah blah...if you wanted we could go to the dressing room and...
Morgan: Hey!...
Brandom: B...babe?
Morgan: How...how do I look
Abby: Oh my fucking Lord!...
...Morgan???
Brandom: How do you look?
...like straight up off a dream.
Abby: It...it can't be!!
Morgan: REALLY!! OMG I was terrified.
Reagan: I told you, Caveman. You have a good eye *chuckles*
Manuelle: I gotta give it to you, big guy.
...you were right.
So, are you guy ready to work or what?
Morgan: What do you say, babe?
...Ready?
Brandom: Yeah, let's kill it!!
Molly: WOW!! SO PRETTY!! Who is that??
Allysha: She ain't half bad...
Rose: Ugh!! That thing?
...they have lost their minds!!
Rose: How do they dare pick an amateur over me??
I'm the Queen of this Campus!!
...PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ME!!
...but now that I think about it...that whore might be the answer to a certain problem we have don't you think?
Molly: Wait! You aren't thinking about...
...you can't throw her into that!!!
Rose: That whore want's to be one of us? She will have to do something for us.
Rose: "Yeah, you want my spotlight? You are going to pay for it, bitch"
Rose: "...you Sissy Slut"
Reagan: Well, it all went well in the end, right? Are you happy?
Manuelle: I gotta give it to you, Blonde. You are a life saver...
Morgan: Hey guys!
Manuelle: Hey, sweetheart! How are you feeling.
Morgan: Tired. This is tougher than I'd imagined.
Manuelle: Yeah, tell me about it.
Morgan: Look...uuuhh
...I wanted to ask for a favor if you don't mind...
Manuelle: Sure, whatever you need.
Morgan: Well...I have a date with Brandon later to celebrate and...
...I wanted to wear something special...
Manuelle: Well, Reg. What do you think?
Reagan: Say no more!
Morgan: Hey, hot stuff!! Sorry to keep you waiting
Brandom: Ah! Don't worry, they'll have a reservation for me at any ti...
Brandom: ...UH?!
Morgan: What?...
AVC: BADDIE!!
Morgan: ...how do I look?
Brandom: Uuuhh....well...like I said before...
AVC: MOTHER!!
Brandom: ....like straight out of a dream
Morgan: REALLY?! OH, I'm so happy you like it
Brandom: Why don't we get going and start making people jealous, uh?
Morgan: Whatever you want, baby.
AVC: MOTHER!!
AVC: Beautiful, right?
...two souls made to be together...
...two bodies made to touch, to collide in the grand scheme of the universe.
...what can I say, some men are born to have it all...
...but greatness comes with a price...
...because when you are on top of the World, It gets harder to see the way ahead...
...how could our dear Brandon know, right there, that he had everything he needed?
...how could a young man, meant for bigger things, understand that the meaning of life was walking in front of him?
...some men are born to have it all...
...but greatness comes with a price...
...and in the happiest moment of his life...
...some fail to see the path ahead...
...their instinct makes them walk alone...
...and loneliness is their burden...
The Spiral...
...Keeps Going Down.
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