J: Honestly, I don't get why Mrs Moon would get rid of such a nice house, let alone so relatively cheap.

 

Monica: Things of the divorce. When you finally get rid of a cheating husband and strip him of everything he has the last thing you want is to keep anything that will remind you of him

 

 

Monica: Besides the sooner we sell it the sooner will get our hands on that fat commission so who cares.

 

J: Guess you are right. Who do we have today again?

 

 

Monica: Some jackass new-rich influencer that doesn't know what to do with his money or whatever. Good thing, tho. This are the type of  buyers that are easier to fool. Maybe we can strip him of another million if we play our cards well.

 

  J: Guess we are about to find out. 

 

 

Monica: HIIIIII!

J: Good Morning!

 

Monica: Mr Sah, right? My name is Monica Alban, Mrs Moon's representative, and this is my associate J, We hope we didn't keep you waiting for too long... 

 

 

Sahan: For a flower as beautiful as you I would wait an eternity, Miss Alban.

 

J: Uuuuuh...

 

Monica: Owwwh what a gentleman! Please call me Monica Mr Sah.

 

Sahan: Please, call me Sahan, then.

 

 

Monica: "OH - MY - GOD"

J: "OH - MY - GOD" - "Is this guy donkey of something?"

 

 

J: "This son of a bitch got hard just by looking at her. why is it always the same with this hoe"

 

Monica: "Look at that boner, it looks like it is going to pop up any second now...I think I'm a bit wet right now"

 

 

J: Sahan if you follow us...

 

Sahan: Please, refer to me as Mr Sah. Let's keep this professional.

 

J: Uh, but...Right, my apologies Mr Sah. Please follow us so we can begin the tour around the house.

 

Monica: Come Sahan, oh you are gonna love the view...

 

J: "Lucky bitch..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monica: AND THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE HOUSE, THE BEST VIEW IN ALL DEL SOL VALLEY!!

 

ISN'T IT GORGEOUS?

 

Sahan: Oh I'm enamored by the view. So much I'm willing to make an offer, but first...

 

 

Sahan: I think we have some issues to resolve first, don't you think Miss Alban?

 

J: Uuuuuh...

 

 

J: MONICA!!

 

 

J: OMG this is so unprofessional - "why does she always have to fuck the hot clients... "

 

 

Sahan: Is there a problem?

 

Monica: Excuse my associate, he is a bit over excited about pleasing or client, Mrs Moon. J, why don't you go get the paperwork ready?...oh, and tell the twins to come here ASAP, get it?

 

 

J: The twins? - "Oh my god what are you planing you crazy bitch?...and when will be my time to hook up with a hot client. Gosh I hate this bitch".

 

Monica: Where were we?...

 

 

Sahan: When I'm finished with you you might need to stay with me in my new house, Miss Alban, 'cause you are not gonna be able to walk your way out off here.

 

Monica: Is that a menace or a promise?

 

Sahan: Get on your knees and find out...

 

 

 

Monica: OMG is so thick! I can't wait to have a taste.

 

Sahan: Wait not then...

 

 

 

Sahan: Yes baby, open wide. Let me get this shirt off.

 

 

Monica: Gosh you are SO hot!!

 

 

Monica: Your dick is so hot.

 

 

Sahan: Then work it, bitch. Show me how bad you want it.

 

 

 

 

Monica: FUCK! *GASP* THAT WAS SO HOT!!

 

 

Sahan: You are doing a great job, baby. Why don't you wrap those perky tiddies of yours around this dick, uh?

 

 

Monica: As you wish...

 

 

Monica: How are you liking the tour so far, Mr Sah?

 

Sahan: This is definitely the premium service I was promised. But let's get more comfortable.

 

 

Sahan: Yes that's what I meant. Nice and Slow, bitch. Don't take away those pretty eyes.

 

 

 

 

Sahan: Good whore...

 

 

 

Sahan: Yes, this is definitely the best view in the entire city.

 

 

Monica: OMG IS SOOOO BIIIG!!!

 

 

Monica: Fuck, fuck, fuck! I  think I'm gonna come already. This dick is perfect.

 

 

 

 

Monica: God you are so handsome

 

Sahan: I'm already obsessed with you baby.

 

 

 

Sahan: You taste like the heavens

 

 

Sahan: I can't get enough of this pussy...

 

Monica: It's all yours, honey, use me as you please.

 

 

 

 

Sahan: Let's get the party inside...

 

 

Sahan: ...but first

 

Monica: GOD IS SO FUCKING DEEP!!!

 

 

Sahan: Let me it you ass, Baby.

 

 

Monica: YES! DEEPER BABY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monica: O...MY...SON OF A...FUUUCK!!!

 

 

Sahan: Come here, bitch. I'm going to fuck you like a pornstar.

 

Monica: USE ME BABY, HARDER!

 

 

Sahan: Let me taste you again...

 

 

Monica: Yes, baby. Just like that. Good boy...

 

...let me return the favor.

 

 

 

Sahan: I can't stop

 

Monica: PLEEEEEEASE DON'T STOP.

 

 

 

 

Monica: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

 

 

Monica: I'M GETTING IMPALED HERE!!! I LOVE IT SO MUUUUCH!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sahan: Come here...

 

Monica: OH! Baby you scared me...

 

 

Monica: I feel like a queen right now

 

Sahan: I'll make you my queen 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sahan: I don't want to stop but I'm getting close.

 

Monica: Give it to me baby, come all over my face.

 

 

 

Sahan: SHIT! FUCK!...

 

 

Sahan: I'M GOING TO EXPL...FUUUUCK!!!

 

 

Alana: I knew you would start without us...

 

 

Sahan: The fuck is this?

 

Monica: Oh! hi, blondies.

 

 

Monica: Don't worry, babies, that was just the end of round one. Allow me to introduce you two to Mr Sah...

 

...Sahan, this are Alana and Reagan, the..."Twins", tho tonviously that's just a nickname.

 

Reagan: Hi, hot stuff!!

 

Alana: Pleasure to meet you, Mr.

 

 

Monica: Allow me to explain the situation, then. Sahan, it's been fun. You have a crazy good dick and I could gorge on those bronze abs like it was a chocolate bar, but it's time to get down to business.

 

...I'm not going to bore you with a dumb lie and pretend there is another buyer offering more money - tho there will be - instead I'll propose a deal. 

 

 

Monica: You will pay a million over the market price off the house directly to us, without intermediaries. Our client will get her money, you will get an amazing house, and we will get a fair pay for our excellent service...

 

...and in return, the twins and I will make it very, VERY worth it.

 

 

Sahan: That sounds like paying for the most expensive prostitutes in the world. I don't see how that is a good deal.

 

 

Monica: Simple, because we will give you the night of your life, that is a grantee. We are so confident that we will let you be the judge of that, if you are not satisfied, we will revert to the original price.

 

 

Monica: Of course you could always chicken out if you thing you can't handle all of us, I mean only a true demigod could dare face three man eaters of our caliber.

 

 

Sahan: Miss Alban, please, there is no need to try plea to my ego. I'm already sold. But I warn you, you are the ones that will have to handle me?

 

 

Monica: I understand we have a deal then?

 

Sahan: We have a deal.

 

Monica: Well, you heard that, babies...

 

Blondies...

 

 

...BITE!!

 

 

- THE BLONDIES WILL RETURN IN CHAPTER TWO -