[Xbox] Aria and Phoenix play Halo: Reach #2
Phoenix Bal
Oh this looks much better then that last place we were, where even are we?
Aria Bal
Welcome to Highlands, aka a SPARTAN II Training site that is classified and no one is allowed here
Phoenix Bal
It sure it pretty, I mean minus a few things
Aria Bal
Oh, like what?
Phoenix Bal
The crashed plane for one
Aria Bal
Pelican honey
Phoenix Bal
Right, but I'm atleast glad you changed that ugly helmet
Aria Bal
Well what can I say after that spanking you gave me you could make me do anything you like and I'd do it.
Phoenix Bal
We've been married long enough for me to know how to push your buttons
Aria Bal
Yeah you twist my nipples and whisper into my ear all the things your gonna do to me. Which I'll add makes me even more turned on by you
Phoenix Bal
Okay, well think of this has a virtual date, so you woo me and I'll make you woo later on, sound fun?
Aria Bal
Sure thing. I know this Map like the back of your ass crack
Phoenix Bal
Funny
Aria Bal
No it is true, I know where all the power weapons are
Phoenix Bal
So besides having sex, adventuring and hanging out with your friends this is what you do in your spare time?
Aria Bal
I guess
Phoenix Bal
You shoot people in a virtual video game often?
Aria Bal
You make that sound bad
Phoenix Bal
Oh pretty fish!
Aria Bal
Yeah pretty fish
Phoenix Bal
Maybe it is not all so bad, I see pretty fishes
Aria Bal
Your very easily distracted, you know that?
Phoenix Bal
Um... what were we talking about?
Aria Bal
Our date, this way my lady
Phoenix Bal
Okay sure
Aria Bal
Over here we have the crashed Pelican and the fish lake
Phoenix Bal
I've seen that, no what is over here?
Aria Bal
Wow.... uh wait up!
Phoenix Bal
So what is the story here?
Aria Bal
Well the Covenant have won already so it is just the calm before the storm
Phoenix Bal
Wait, you mean everyone is dead?
Aria Bal
I mean sort of, a few people survived but they glassed the planet
Phoenix Bal
Glassed?
Aria Bal
Yeah they burned it till it's surfaced was hard as rock
Phoenix Bal
Oh because that is also how you make glass?
Aria Bal
I guess?
Phoenix Bal
Hey
Aria Bal
Yeah?
Phoenix Bal
You ever wonder why we are here?
Aria Bal
Uh yeah I'm talking you on a virtual date
Phoenix Bal
No I mean why are we sitting on the coach playing video games when we could be having sex?
Aria Bal
Because Master's PC is broken... sort of
Phoenix Bal
Uh, his what?
Aria Bal
Nevermind, look more fishes
Phoenix Bal
WHERE!
Aria Bal
Hah, this way
Phoenix Bal
Okay, so no sex?
Aria Bal
I've gotta woo you first
Phoenix Bal
You woo'd me ages ago Ari, I love you
Aria Bal
I love you too, and when I make a promise I?
Phoenix Bal
You keep it?
Aria Bal
See, I making all sorts of references today
Phoenix Bal
Right, so what is the point of this all?
Aria Bal
I'm going to show you an amazing site
Phoenix Bal
Those giant things?
Aria Bal
Oh no, um ignore them
Phoenix Bal
Are they the bad guys?
Aria Bal
Yeah, they are cooking the planet like I said
Phoenix Bal
So if we stand here long enough we all get cooked?
Aria Bal
No but, wait... why is your hand in my pants?
Phoenix Bal
I lost something, and I think I found it!
Aria Bal
Phe... you
Phoenix Bal
Giant space ships Ari
Aria Bal
Yeah... yeah sure
Phoenix Bal
Controlling you is so fun
Aria Bal
Your cheating
Phoenix Bal
I know, I cheat all the time
Aria Bal
Ouch! You pulled on my downstairs hair!
Phoenix Bal
And?
Aria Bal
Do it again!
Phoenix Bal
You like that you dirty girl?
Aria Bal
Yes Mistress
Phoenix Bal
Huh? Whose that?
Aria Bal
Spartan 117
Whats going on here?
Aria Bal
Spartan 117? As in Master Chief Petty Officer John 117?
Phoenix Bal
Ari?
Spartan 117
We've got Covenant all over this Valley, what are you two doing here exactly?
Aria Bal
Uh, fighting Covenant Sir!
Phoenix Bal
Um, what is going on, whose he?
Spartan 117
Watch yourself now Spartans, there has been reports of Covenant Spec-Ops in the area hunting down the last of us.
We need to hurry to evac and get off this planet
Aria Bal
Yes Sir, Master Chief Sir
Phoenix Bal
I thought you said this was a private game?
Spartan 117
Something wrong Spartan?
Aria Bal
No Sir, but it would be best if you head on Chief, we will cover you and prevent any Covenant from sneaking up on you while you get off this Planet
Phoenix Bal
I'm so confused
Spartan 117
<Nods head> Alright, I'd better go. See you around Spartans
Aria Bal
Oh you will Master Chief
Phoenix Bal
Oh wow your butt is pretty big in this game too
Edited by Agent Tex
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