Phoenix Bal

Oh this looks much better then that last place we were, where even are we?

Aria Bal

Welcome to Highlands, aka a SPARTAN II Training site that is classified and no one is allowed here

Phoenix Bal

It sure it pretty, I mean minus a few things

Aria Bal

Oh, like what?

Phoenix Bal

The crashed plane for one

Aria Bal

Pelican honey

Phoenix Bal

Right, but I'm atleast glad you changed that ugly helmet

Aria Bal

Well what can I say after that spanking you gave me you could make me do anything you like and I'd do it.

Phoenix Bal

We've been married long enough for me to know how to push your buttons

Aria Bal

Yeah you twist my nipples and whisper into my ear all the things your gonna do to me. Which I'll add makes me even more turned on by you

Phoenix Bal

Okay, well think of this has a virtual date, so you woo me and I'll make you woo later on, sound fun?

Aria Bal

Sure thing. I know this Map like the back of your ass crack

Phoenix Bal

Funny

Aria Bal

No it is true, I know where all the power weapons are

Phoenix Bal

So besides having sex, adventuring and hanging out with your friends this is what you do in your spare time?

Aria Bal

I guess

Phoenix Bal

You shoot people in a virtual video game often?

Aria Bal

You make that sound bad

Phoenix Bal

Oh pretty fish!

Aria Bal

Yeah pretty fish

Phoenix Bal

Maybe it is not all so bad, I see pretty fishes

Aria Bal

Your very easily distracted, you know that?

Phoenix Bal

Um... what were we talking about?

Aria Bal

Our date, this way my lady

Phoenix Bal

Okay sure

Aria Bal

Over here we have the crashed Pelican and the fish lake

Phoenix Bal

I've seen that, no what is over here?

Aria Bal

Wow.... uh wait up!

Phoenix Bal

So what is the story here?

Aria Bal

Well the Covenant have won already so it is just the calm before the storm

Phoenix Bal

Wait, you mean everyone is dead?

Aria Bal

I mean sort of, a few people survived but they glassed the planet

Phoenix Bal

Glassed?

Aria Bal

Yeah they burned it till it's surfaced was hard as rock

Phoenix Bal

Oh because that is also how you make glass?

Aria Bal

I guess?

Phoenix Bal

Hey

Aria Bal

Yeah?

Phoenix Bal

You ever wonder why we are here?

Aria Bal

Uh yeah I'm talking you on a virtual date

Phoenix Bal

No I mean why are we sitting on the coach playing video games when we could be having sex?

Aria Bal

Because Master's PC is broken... sort of

Phoenix Bal

Uh, his what?

Aria Bal

Nevermind, look more fishes

Phoenix Bal

WHERE!

Aria Bal

Hah, this way

Phoenix Bal

Okay, so no sex?

Aria Bal

I've gotta woo you first

Phoenix Bal

You woo'd me ages ago Ari, I love you

Aria Bal

I love you too, and when I make a promise I?

Phoenix Bal

You keep it?

Aria Bal

See, I making all sorts of references today

Phoenix Bal

Right, so what is the point of this all?

Aria Bal

I'm going to show you an amazing site

Phoenix Bal

Those giant things?

Aria Bal

Oh no, um ignore them

Phoenix Bal

Are they the bad guys?

Aria Bal

Yeah, they are cooking the planet like I said

Phoenix Bal

So if we stand here long enough we all get cooked?

Aria Bal

No but, wait... why is your hand in my pants?

Phoenix Bal

I lost something, and I think I found it!

Aria Bal

Phe... you

Phoenix Bal

Giant space ships Ari

Aria Bal

Yeah... yeah sure

Phoenix Bal

Controlling you is so fun

Aria Bal

Your cheating

Phoenix Bal

I know, I cheat all the time

Aria Bal

Ouch! You pulled on my downstairs hair!

Phoenix Bal

And?

Aria Bal

Do it again!

Phoenix Bal

You like that you dirty girl?

Aria Bal

Yes Mistress

Phoenix Bal

Huh? Whose that?

Aria Bal

Wooo! Wait here

Spartan 117

Whats going on here?

Aria Bal

Spartan 117? As in Master Chief Petty Officer John 117?

Phoenix Bal

Ari?

Spartan 117

We've got Covenant all over this Valley, what are you two doing here exactly?

Aria Bal

Uh, fighting Covenant Sir!

Phoenix Bal

Um, what is going on, whose he?

Spartan 117

Watch yourself now Spartans, there has been reports of Covenant Spec-Ops in the area hunting down the last of us.

We need to hurry to evac and get off this planet

Aria Bal

Yes Sir, Master Chief Sir

Phoenix Bal

I thought you said this was a private game?

Spartan 117

Something wrong Spartan?

Aria Bal

No Sir, but it would be best if you head on Chief, we will cover you and prevent any Covenant from sneaking up on you while you get off this Planet

Phoenix Bal

I'm so confused

Spartan 117

<Nods head> Alright, I'd better go. See you around Spartans

Aria Bal

Oh you will Master Chief

Phoenix Bal

Oh wow your butt is pretty big in this game too