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First Time: The Horny Version


Glaurung26

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Hi! I had the silly idea to do a summary of my First Time blog trilogy in broken, horny, thirsty, rule34, internet speak. Please enjoy some genuine idiocracy. If you think it was stupid, don't worry. I think so too. ?

 

D = Darron (m)

J = Jaina (f)

 

Part One:

Spoiler

D : Haha you cute.

J : I lik u 2.

D : Perdy eys

J : Wanna fuk?

D : ya

 

Jaina sits on the bed.

 

J : Cmere!

D : Ahhh-! *smooch*

 

Darron falls on Jaina.

 

J: ui lkobe yiou

D : wut?

J : I love you.

D : Me too

J : *squish squish* wuts budge in pants?

D : Dinner

J : ?? ??

 

J : my chest warm

D : yer chest squish. mmm i flip pokies ?

J : haha ow

D : soz

 

D : ?

J : ?

J : wanna tuch?

D : titie go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

J : *jiggle jiggle*

D : mush mush

D : tastee

J : tuch u nips nao

J : haha! titty twister!

D : oW! WHY?!?!1!

J : haha

D : meen gurl

J : ?

 

J : grab mi butt

D : k. u nice

J : No u

D : ?

J : ?

D : nomnomnomnomnomnom

J : nomnomonomnomnomnom

D : mowmowmowmowmowmow

J : mowmowmowmowmowmow

 

Darron and Jaina suck faces.

 

Part Two:

Spoiler

Furious eye fucking and staring.

 

D : I git you

J : no u

D : K

D : *pounce*

D : *thud*

J : jaja I push u

D : ow mean

J : ?

 

J : I got belt nao. *crack crack* u b gud doggy get treat ( . ) Y ( . )

D : *panting*

J : *poke poke* u got tent in pants. dat 4 me?

D : haha titties ??

J : yoink!

D : AHHH

 

Jaina pulls Darron forward.

 

J : Smooch Now!

D : okay-OOMMMFFMORPHGARBLE

J : Lllaaaaaaaahhh

French tongue fencing duel.

D : kaaaah luuuuaaahhh

J : AAuAaAuuUGh *cough cough cough cough*

J : thath my thwoat bitcth! *cough*

D : ?

D : I win

J ; phuk you!

D : yes plz

J : k

J : Wink. ?

 

Jaina kneels.

 

J : Big crotch bump. *furious staring*

D : haha grab boobie

J : *slap* *furious staring intensifies*

D : aww fine

J : *zip* *sausage slap*

J : ow my eye.

D : sword pokie

J : uWu big sausage ?❤️?

J *lick*

D : haha tickles

J : me sucky sucky long time.

 

Jaina sucky sucky's long time.

 

J : *shlurp shlurp*

D : yeyeyeyeye ah! ah! ah!

J : ??????????:lollipop:?

J : ???

D : yes yes YES no no no NO IMMA BLOW

J : ? *spit* ?

D : *wheeze*

J : dat wuz close

D : ?

J : lik cum

D : soz

J : shhhhh. lick pussy now

 

Jaina hops on bed on all fours, pants off.

 

J : LICK MY CUNT BITCH IM HORNY

D : k

J : ?

D : ?????????????

J : uh uh uh uh uh uh fuk fuk fuk fuk huh fuk me ugh uh-uh-uh-uh UH UH UH UH AAAAAAAAAH *sploosh*

J : ????

D : ?????

J : ???

 

Part Three:

Spoiler

D : jaja kitty go squirt

J : cleen up yer mess. i'm dripping

D : k ?

J : I clean u face up 2. ??

D : ?

J : ?

 

J : yer sword go droop. Ug ug, me strong, make bone hard ??

D : ?

J : mmm strong pole for riding. ? ??

J : giddy up! ???

D : hahaha tiddies go swing

J : ?‍?? gib big horse cock

D ; wut?

J : nuttin. me horsie now

 

J: Horsie go neigh!!!

J : :horse::horse::horse:??????

D : ha ha ha ha ?? Jaina go nyooom

J : *clip clop* *neigh* *gallop* *trot trot* *coconut noises*

D : I wanna taste your coconut milk

J : I wanna taste yer nut milk

D : ?

J : ??

J : *whuffle* *panting* good gurl get pat? :face_horse:

D : yes good gurl get . I gib apple 2 good horsie

J : ???

J : nibble on master's carrot ??

J : go walk now

D : k

J : *trot trot trot* good master! *leap into arms*

D : AAAH

J : lik lik lik lik ?????

D : hahaha ?

 

Jaina leaps up on bed on all fours, presenting.

 

J : ?

D : ?

J : mmmm clam wet nao ??

D : I ride horsie now

J : neigh! ...I mean yay!

J : uggghh ride me hard and long daddy

D : giddyup horsie ???

J : spank me, spank your naughty girl

D : ??

J : harder. harder harder harder harder HARDER HARDER HARDERRR AAAAGGGGHHHHH ?????

D : ?? ???

J : why pussy sticky?

J : ....?no.....?

 

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