First Time: The Horny Version
Hi! I had the silly idea to do a summary of my First Time blog trilogy in broken, horny, thirsty, rule34, internet speak. Please enjoy some genuine idiocracy. If you think it was stupid, don't worry. I think so too. ?
D = Darron (m)
J = Jaina (f)
Part One:
D : Haha you cute.
J : I lik u 2.
D : Perdy eys
J : Wanna fuk?
D : ya
Jaina sits on the bed.
J : Cmere!
D : Ahhh-! *smooch*
Darron falls on Jaina.
J: ui lkobe yiou
D : wut?
J : I love you.
D : Me too
J : *squish squish* wuts budge in pants?
D : Dinner
J : ?? ??
J : my chest warm
D : yer chest squish. mmm i flip pokies ?
J : haha ow
D : soz
D : ?
J : ?
J : wanna tuch?
D : titie go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
J : *jiggle jiggle*
D : mush mush
D : tastee
J : tuch u nips nao
J : haha! titty twister!
D : oW! WHY?!?!1!
J : haha
D : meen gurl
J : ?
J : grab mi butt
D : k. u nice
J : No u
D : ?
J : ?
D : nomnomnomnomnomnom
J : nomnomonomnomnomnom
D : mowmowmowmowmowmow
J : mowmowmowmowmowmow
Darron and Jaina suck faces.
Part Two:
Furious eye fucking and staring.
D : I git you
J : no u
D : K
D : *pounce*
D : *thud*
J : jaja I push u
D : ow mean
J : ?
J : I got belt nao. *crack crack* u b gud doggy get treat ( . ) Y ( . )
D : *panting*
J : *poke poke* u got tent in pants. dat 4 me?
D : haha titties ??
J : yoink!
D : AHHH
Jaina pulls Darron forward.
J : Smooch Now!
D : okay-OOMMMFFMORPHGARBLE
J : Lllaaaaaaaahhh
French tongue fencing duel.
D : kaaaah luuuuaaahhh
J : AAuAaAuuUGh *cough cough cough cough*
J : thath my thwoat bitcth! *cough*
D : ?
D : I win
J ; phuk you!
D : yes plz
J : k
J : Wink. ?
Jaina kneels.
J : Big crotch bump. *furious staring*
D : haha grab boobie
J : *slap* *furious staring intensifies*
D : aww fine
J : *zip* *sausage slap*
J : ow my eye.
D : sword pokie
J : uWu big sausage ?❤️?
J *lick*
D : haha tickles
J : me sucky sucky long time.
Jaina sucky sucky's long time.
J : *shlurp shlurp*
D : yeyeyeyeye ah! ah! ah!
J : ??????????
?
J : ???
D : yes yes YES no no no NO IMMA BLOW
J : ? *spit* ?
D : *wheeze*
J : dat wuz close
D : ?
J : lik cum
D : soz
J : shhhhh. lick pussy now
Jaina hops on bed on all fours, pants off.
J : LICK MY CUNT BITCH IM HORNY
D : k
J : ?
D : ?????????????
J : uh uh uh uh uh uh fuk fuk fuk fuk huh fuk me ugh uh-uh-uh-uh UH UH UH UH AAAAAAAAAH *sploosh*
J : ????
D : ?????
J : ???
Part Three:
D : jaja kitty go squirt
J : cleen up yer mess. i'm dripping
D : k ?
J : I clean u face up 2. ??
D : ?
J : ?
J : yer sword go droop. Ug ug, me strong, make bone hard ?✊?
D : ?
J : mmm strong pole for riding. ? ??
J : giddy up! ???
D : hahaha tiddies go swing
J : ??? gib big horse cock
D ; wut?
J : nuttin. me horsie now
J: Horsie go neigh!!!
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??????
D : ha ha ha ha ?? Jaina go nyooom
J : *clip clop* *neigh* *gallop* *trot trot* *coconut noises*
D : I wanna taste your coconut milk
J : I wanna taste yer nut milk
D : ?
J : ??
J : *whuffle* *panting* good gurl get pat?
D : yes good gurl get ✋. I gib apple 2 good horsie
J : ???
J : nibble on master's carrot ??
J : go walk now
D : k
J : *trot trot trot* good master! *leap into arms*
D : AAAH
J : lik lik lik lik ?????
D : hahaha ?
Jaina leaps up on bed on all fours, presenting.
J : ?
D : ?
J : mmmm clam wet nao ??
D : I ride horsie now
J : neigh! ...I mean yay!
J : uggghh ride me hard and long daddy
D : giddyup horsie ???
J : spank me, spank your naughty girl
D : ??
J : harder. harder harder harder harder HARDER HARDER HARDERRR AAAAGGGGHHHHH ??⚡⚡???
D : ?? ???
J : why pussy sticky?
J : ....?no.....?
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