Angela

Hey, you wake?

Mercy

Course I'm wake you woke me up jackass

Angela

Sorry.... what time is it?

Mercy

How am I meant to know?

Angela

Right, sorry dumb question

Mercy

Really dumb Ange, sure you are not secretly blonde?

Angela

Funny but you know I'm not, so what's for breakfast smart ass?

Mercy

Well, you can either head on over to that stupid Candlehearth place or have some of my Nirn famous pussy with a slice of my exotic ass

Angela

Thanks but I think I'll skip breakfast then

Mercy

The fuck? Hey, come on it was a good joke

Angela

I know but listen Mercy we've just been having so much sex lately that my tongue is going numb. I think I need a break from sex for a while

Mercy

Boo woo!

Angela

Hey come on you've gotta agree we've been over doing it lately?

Mercy

There is no such thing as too much sex Angela

Angela

If you say so, but know I'm going on a sex diet for a while

Mercy

Your lame, come on Ange eat me out, make out with me or even maybe kiss my ass or you know suck my clit thats the shit your good at

Angela

No sex Mercy, final!

Mercy

Then I'll find it elsewhere I guess

Angela

<Sighs> Look Mercy I'm okay with you having other sexual partners but there is one thing I need to ask of you?

Mercy

Yeah?

Angela

Please for the love of the Gods, no more Orgies and no more Fivesomes or Sixsomes and no more Bukkake parties PLEASE. That shit makes you... smell

Mercy

And is the secret to ever lasting youth I'll have you know, besides I've not done any of that since we got serious

Angela

Promise me Mercy please, it is all I ask of you

Mercy

FINE! No more fun sex for Mercy

Angela

Thank you

Mercy

Yeah yeah your lucky I have feelings for you or I'd have kicked your ass out

Angela

I know it's going to be hard but we have to take new steps for this relationship to work Mercy. This is the first step

Mercy

Great! So I'm going to be in a sexless and boring relationship with you.

We might as well be married Angela 

Angela

Still thinking about that huh?

Mercy

I never got an answer from you

Angela

Mercy... we're... we.... I um you, I mean

Mercy

You can quiet trying to make excesses I get it Angela

Angela

I'm not saying no I'm--

Mercy

You might as well be

Angela

Mercy... we are connected in ways. I do not need a ring on my finger for you to be a partner okay. I love you Mercy

Mercy

Pretty crappy way of showing it if you ask me

Angela

Can we not do this now?

Mercy

Fine, already forgotten blah blah. So you hungry, thirsty, horny?

Angela

Just the first two

Mercy

We should get dressed then and head on over to that Candlehearth Hall and have some breakfast before we depart

Angela

Depart?

Mercy

Well I've gotta go see Unliving and you've likey gotta go help some poor infant suck its mothers tit for milk or some shit

Angela

Mercy

Mercy

I'm fine, your right for once. We need to... take things more serious

Angela

Okay, who are you and where is my Sister?

Mercy

Well I decided to bury her alive while cutting off her skin and wearing it.

You've got me! I'm really an over weight Breton named Belton 

Angela

Okay... really really dark Mercy, did not need that mental image

Mercy

And now you know what it's like, so you getting dressed or are we now walking around in public naked?

Angela

I'm not shy about my body you know?

Mercy

Oh I know, but the last time someone caught us your face went as red as as a Red Mountain Flower

Angela

Thats because you poured honey over me which attracted a swarm of bees

Mercy

Oh! So those were bee stings makes sense now atleast it was not a bear

Angela

I still need to get you back for that you know

Mercy

Well a no sex ban seems fair enough

Angela

Heh yeah right, you wait and see Mercy

Mercy

Be a good girl and bring my clothes back too, I think I left my bar and undies in the main room though it was kind of hard to see in the dark

Angela

I'll look for them

Mercy

Thanks babe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mercy

<Knocks on door>

???

Who is it?

Mercy

Are you shitting me? It's MERCY jackass

???

Ah yes yes come in come in

Mercy

Alright old man whats the big deal with--

???

It's a good thing you've come. I have quiet the challenge on my hands

Mercy

W.T.F!

Wuunferth The Unliving

Quite the urgent matter indeed it is

Mercy

Where are your pants old man?

Wuunferth The Unliving

This is my room and you will show it and me some respect

Mercy

Yuck! Old guy balls, old guy balls

Wuunferth The Unliving

Now, where was I? Oh yes, the urgent matter indeed. You see I need a scroll

Mercy

You want an Elder Scroll?

Wuunferth The Unliving

Oh no no nothing like that.

A scroll of Legend, one that was thought lost to time you see

Mercy

Whats this scroll do?

Wuunferth The Unliving

It... uh close the damn door lass its cold enough as it is

Mercy

I can tell

Wuunferth The Unliving

Thank you, now the scroll is said to be dangerous if used in the wrong hands

Mercy

Go on

Wuunferth The Unliving

Legends goes that this Scroll was given to a man by a Daedric Prince as a reward for his loyalty. Only he could read it, and when used it would... well do very horrible things. 

Mercy

Boring history class Gramps

Wuunferth The Unliving

Shh! Now, this scroll was so powerful that even his most loyal followers feared it and that feared caused them to lure their Master into a trap.

Mercy

Yep 

Wuunferth The Unliving

The Scroll and its Master were buried deep under ground, so far that Legend stats only the Dwemer could find it. This scroll has been rediscovered

Mercy

Great, now what am I here for?

Wuunferth The Unliving

This scroll must be destroyed.

Mercy

Sure sure

Wuunferth The Unliving

I'll mark it on your map where the rumor came from. I'd dre not speak of its name for it has been long forgotten to the common tongue you see

Mercy

Right right so where am I going?

Wuunferth The Unliving

Here <points to map>

Mercy

Right, and what do I get out of this?

Wuunferth The Unliving

You'll be doing Skyrim and everyone else a great deed destroying it.

Mercy

Or I can keep it?

Wuunferth The Unliving

No, no no this scroll is Evil. It tore families apart

Mercy

Sounds like fun to me

Wuunferth The Unliving

I am a Master of the Arcane Arts

Mercy

So am I, listen old man I'll go to this ruin and find your scroll if you make it worth my while, coin will not do nor will anything else you can give me so make it worth my time

Wuunferth The Unliving

I know things, things long forgotten I'll share if you bring me the scroll

Mercy

Information?

Wuunferth The Unliving

I know spells, that no one else does

Mercy

Spells... like what?

Wuunferth The Unliving

Summon things that one has seen in a long time, creatures the size of castles

Mercy

Hmm, alright this sounds a little better

Wuunferth The Unliving

You'll do it?

Mercy

Yes, I'll do it

Wuunferth The Unliving

This is good news, thank you friend

Mercy

No problem

Wuunferth The Unliving

Thank you Angela, oh the Divines sent you to me

Mercy

Sure they did

Wuunferth The Unliving

Well, you'd better be going

Mercy

I'm going but... one last thing

Wuunferth The Unliving

Yes?

Mercy

Why is your dick so small?

Wuunferth The Unliving

Excuse me?

Mercy

I'm just curious, why is it so tiny?

Wuunferth The Unliving

It is not TINY!

Mercy

No really IT IS! I've seen babies with bigger pricks then that

Wuunferth The Unliving

Oh damn you!

Mercy

I'm sorry I just can not keep a straight face with that thing in the room

Wuunferth The Unliving

I have a medical issue, that is all you need to know

Mercy

By the NINE! You've got a Micro Penis!

Wuunferth The Unliving

DO NOT!

Mercy

HAH! I'll be off now. I'll be sure to deal with your, tiny issue I'm sure its just a small prick to deal with no doubt

Wuunferth The Unliving

You done yet?

Mercy

Hah, I'd better go before someone Cocks up

Nela Stonewulf

It was bad Hidi, really bad

Hidielle Moore

I told you not to go up there!

Nela Stonewulf

I know, I should have listen to you

Hidielle Moore

Tell me everything

Nela Stonewulf

I tracked the creature for a few days, finally lead me to its lair

Hidielle Moore

Its lair?

Nela Stonewulf

Yes, well turns out there were more then one

Hidielle Moore

By the Nine! How many where there?

Nela Stonewulf

Five... Six?

Hidielle Moore

Gods... Six of them?

Nela Stonewulf

We have to do something, those creatures are too dangerous to be left alive

Hidielle Moore

I doubt you or me could do anything to such creatures, if the rumors are truth its hide is tougher then steel it must be cursed or something

Nela Stonewulf

It broke my blade in one swing, it just screamed at me I have never run so fast

Hidielle Moore

Your lucky to be alive

Nela Stonewulf

I'm going to need a good nights rest to recover Hidi

Hidielle Moore

I'll be sure to tuck you in just right

Nela Stonewulf

I need a good cup of mead to gain back my nerve

Hidielle Moore

Fear not, I'm buying the first round

Nela Stonewulf

I've just... never heard of anything like this.

Hidielle Moore

I'm sure there is more to this creature then meets the eye

Nela Stonewulf

I'm sorry for not listening to you Hidi

Hidielle Moore

I'm sorry I did not go with you

Nela Stonewulf

If you had, we might both be dead right now

Hidielle Moore

True

Nela Stonewulf

I pray whoever tries to defeat that beast has balls of steel

Hidielle Moore

I'd say its a job for Aria Bal or maybe the Dragonborn?

Nela Stonewulf

Maybe the creature was Daedric in origin?

Hidielle Moore

I'll write to her before bed, have the letter sent off to her

Nela Stonewulf

I'm sure shes the only one who can kill it

Hidielle Moore

Aye

Angela

We will see