Alright, so I started a new playthrough - excuse my graphics, the card was in its prime a decade ago - and load it full great sexlab mods. I had no persona in mind, I just called her Tanya and got started.

Vanilla storyline? Who needs it?

Maps? What for?

Legendary difficulty too much for level 1? Worst case, we've got Defeat installed.

....

Tanya gets lost in the woods immediately.

After running for her life from bandits, wolves, skeletons, and a couple irritable slaughterfish, she catches a break. A road and a nice little convoy of NPCs materializes, and the baddies are no longer gunning for her. Tanya is completely broke, and totally horny b/c somebody kept spamming the "Think about sex" button (Thanks "Blush when aroused"). She already traded all her starting equipment for Black Rose armor though, so at least she's looking hot. Thankfully, she remembers the oldest profession and offers Marcurio some action for gold (sucker, she would have done him for free)... but they're not alone. (pardon my hackjob editing, some of the pics were way too dark)

Marcurio got what he wanted and takes off. Tired and well ploughed, Tanya settles in for the night. When morning comes, the convoys have moved on, but the lazy thalmor and redguards didn't even bother to wipe out all the voyeur skeletons that were hanging around and now they're mad. Tanya gives them a good chase, but Perma really drains the stamina quick when running and it ends like this:

I swear every time I start a new sexlab playthrough my character ends up getting dry humped by skeletons...

Every.

Single.

Time.

I tell my character it's ok, they don't have junk.

Apropos knows better though

I tell her, hey cut them some slack

They're horny Barbara, they've been dead a loooong time!