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Good day ladies and gentlemen, and ugh... the other 100 different things people Identify as these days. Allow me to welcome you to the best thing you have ever seen

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ME

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Oh ignore the terrible textures behind me. You came here for me, not the textures right?

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I'm getting off track ant I? Um, one sec throats getting thirsty from all this talking I'm doing

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Thats better. Now welcome to an epic tale of how Tex fucked up his game

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Well to be honest he has no clue how he did it so its kind of a short tale. Um, okay next line?

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So, whats next for the mighty Aria Lustfal Bal? Well shes getting paid of course because shes the main lead actor in this blog and she gets paid a lot of coin to star in it

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I'm kidding I'm just trying to keep you focused on me and not the terrible textures

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Right, so the old Child of Darkness story line was "remastered" and uploaded onto this here blog I hope some of you read it, it was fun and added more character to my love story

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You see the Child of Darkness is a loooong story, like Selines cock long. And its gonna take ages to finish hand considering the last few attempts got snapped by Thanos and when the Avengers un did the snap spoilers for End game the pages never came back guess someone in the soul world really liked it huh

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And their are other unfinished stories on here which will one day be redone with better textures not like these ones and better writing. Master is currently saving up for a new Laptop so his game will look like it was not made in 2011 but 2030. As for me, well you may have noticed I'm a lot more textured then normal, well thats because I am now fair, um fair skinned I mean. You know the texture mod, well its dope I look good and so does everyone else

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And then theirs the next point, where is everyone?

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They are.... um, okay I have no clue Tex just said to make up some story about how Aliens abducted them or something but I think hes been watching too many of those old movies

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So the real reason is because they crash his game, yep sucks

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Ohhh I love this part, huh oh sorry I'm reading the script for the next thing hes working on. He wants to do single story entries focusing in skyrim more then us but we will have cameos till he gets his NSA Computer

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Damn, plot twist... okay jokes aside I cant read this, its like 240p!

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So, yeah don't look at the crappy textures and look at how detailed my lips are now, wow did you even noticed how low rez they used to be?

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Well thats done. So now I'm to stall you for another few moment while Tex works his magic

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Oh oh yes yes of course how could we forget.

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Someones birthdays coming up

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Its Phes on the 25th and I know just what to get her, oh and its uh Tex;s but more importantly its hers so I'm gonna throw her the biggest party Skyrim has ever seen.

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Their was one last thing, damn it Aria what was it again? Oh yeah nudity!

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Your welcome

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Seriously though look at me, I'm like beyond the term perfection

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You can see my freaking blood vains, yes!

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Well, time to go enjoy my boobs and have a good day friends