Guest Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 You know when a giant hits you and you go flying up into the sky. It would be funny if that could be tied into the Giant with his schlong hanging out at half or full mast swinging his hips to hit you with it like it was a baseball bat (or cricket bat) and you were the baseball (or, cricket ball?).
fizzybutt Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 What would be more hilarious, total accidental schlong strike. He's running around at half mast because: warm sun and he's a little jolly because some farmer just dropped off that sezzy painted goat... Then there you are getting too close to his stash of mammoth cheese so he swings around to grab his club and you get a giant (snickers) dick to the face and go flying. (I just cracked myself up)
Guest Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Maybe it can be a known hazard of getting to close to any giant. Signs can be posted near their hangouts saying "Danger - Watch for swinging Giant cocks!"
carnifex Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 I'll never understand some people's fetishes... Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on
windu190 Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 I'll never understand some people's fetishes... Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on It sounds hilarious though
carnifex Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 I'll never understand some people's fetishes... Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on It sounds hilarious though Kinda reminds me of the movie "Your Highness", which admittedly was a bit funny once I adjusted to the mindset...
WaxenFigure Posted September 17, 2014 Posted September 17, 2014 Slapstick comedy, it has that name for a reason.
RJLbwb Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 what's the line in the Dragon Break Quest "splash zone"?
fizzybutt Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 I'll never understand some people's fetishes... Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on I don't think that's a fetish, certainly not mine. It was the visual that popped into my head when I read his post and had to share the funny x3
afa Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 I am going to guess that would require a new giant skeleton, mesh, and animation set, namely the attack animation. Don't know about the deal with the original giant club also since it is sort of an actual weapon in game, make it invisible?
Eden Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 Maybe someting like this? ^^ http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/xxxx52/269481/Rocket-Fuel
xboronx Posted September 18, 2014 Posted September 18, 2014 Hmmmmmmmmmmm i think that would make a cool perverted arena battle. The giant only gets his schlong as weapon and may not use anything else, while the humanoid warrior(ess) gets a rather stump sword and is forced to try to cut off the giant's schlong.
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