[Idea] Giant swings cock and knocks you into the sky.

[Guest]

You know when a giant hits you and you go flying up into the sky.   It would be funny if that could be tied into the Giant with his schlong hanging out at half or full mast swinging his hips to hit you with it like it was a baseball bat (or cricket bat) and you were the baseball (or, cricket ball?).

[fizzybutt]

What would be more hilarious, total accidental schlong strike. He's running around at half mast because: warm sun and he's a little jolly because some farmer just dropped off that sezzy painted goat... Then there you are getting too close to his stash of mammoth cheese so he swings around to grab his club and you get a giant (snickers) dick to the face and go flying.

 

(I just cracked myself up)

[Guest]

Maybe it can be a known hazard of getting to close to any giant.   Signs can be posted near their hangouts saying "Danger - Watch for swinging Giant cocks!"

[carnifex]

I'll never understand some people's fetishes...

 

Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on

[windu190]

I'll never understand some people's fetishes...

 

Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on

 

It sounds hilarious though

[carnifex]

 

I'll never understand some people's fetishes...

 

Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on

 

It sounds hilarious though

Kinda reminds me of the movie "Your Highness", which admittedly was a bit funny once I adjusted to the mindset...

[WaxenFigure]

 

Slapstick comedy, it has that name for a reason.

[RJLbwb]

what's the line in the Dragon Break Quest "splash zone"?

[fizzybutt]

I'll never understand some people's fetishes...

 

Not that there's anything wrong about it, please do carry on

 

 

I don't think that's a fetish, certainly not mine. It was the visual that popped into my head when I read his post and had to share the funny x3

[afa]

I am going to guess that would require a new giant skeleton, mesh, and animation set, namely the attack animation.

Don't know about the deal with the original giant club also since it is sort of an actual weapon in game, make it invisible?

[Eden]

Maybe someting like this? ^^

 

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/xxxx52/269481/Rocket-Fuel

[xboronx]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm i think that would make a cool perverted arena battle. The giant only gets his schlong as weapon and may not use anything else, while the humanoid warrior(ess) gets a rather stump sword and is forced to try to cut off the giant's schlong.