You probably noticed angry and aggressive Prince’s posts on some threads, blog and his profile lately. I’ll tell you what “overflew his cup”. Lidija called him yesterday and asked him for advice. Since she is in the charge of human resources now instead of Fran and my Prince is her boss, she needed his help in making decision about the matter she never faced before. She wasn’t sure should she give three paid days off to one of the maids who came to her complaining that she hardly slept last few days because the new neighbors across the corridor in her building always let their dog to run in the corridor several times during the day and the night because they are lazy to take it out. She wants to go to her sister for three days to get some rest and peace because she is exhausted. She said that the dog barks non-stop while running and although they all complained to the dog owners, it was in vain because our law protects dogs more than humans. Hearing it my Prince went mad and he said to Lidija to give the lady paid three days off and that he will personally solve the problem. While he was talking to her I looked at my Ivy and we exchanged “No, not him” looks. When he finished talking to Lidija, he was so upset that he went to kick kicking bag to calm. When the “therapy” worked and he sat in the kitchen having lemon juice, my Ivy sat in his lap and wrapping her hands around his neck she told him:

- Honey, you have been under a lot of stress lately. Let me handle this problem.

Prince: Thanks, luv, but I have it under control. Those fucking senseless dog fuckers will never forget my visit.

Ivy: That’s why is better for me to go.

Prince: No!

Ivy (gently): Honey, listen, you are very upset and you may lose control and awake your “Hulk syndrome” again if you wouldn’t be able to reason with them. Let me, do it. Pleeeeaseee.

Seeing his hesitation, I “jumped in” and I showering his face with kisses also gently said that Ivy should go for we don’t want him return to “old state” and that we care for him and love him. He capitulated. He let her solve the problem. My Ivy dressed up in  her uniform, took her gun loaded with wooden bullets, called our policeman and told him to meet her at the building entrance. She was back very soon and she had a big smile on her face. She told us that they played similar scenario as she and my Prince played with the driver who almost drove over a pedestrian kid. It worked and the dog owners will never let their dog run and bark in the corridor during any part of the day or night any more. My Ivy and I were glad that my Prince didn’t go because he might lose his temper and do some serious damage.

Yes, my Prince kept the promise that he will stop watching news since some news makes him very tensed but he receives some international flash news in his mail. The last one that he has read was about the faculty who introduced their volunteer program to the new students. The pictures showed several students in the dog shelter who were feeding the dogs and playing with them. And that was all. We heard him swearing aloud, calling them names and similar. We came to calm him and he argued:

- I can’t fucking believe!!! Stupid fucking morons didn’t invite new students to help and nurture seniors in homes for old or in hospitals, but to feed and play with fucking stinking dogs?!?!?! And those idiots would rather clean shit after dogs than bath some helpless person?!?!? Where does this shitty fucking world going to?! I hate this world!!!

We convinced him to steam off on the kicking bag. He went and he did it for whole hour kicking it very hard and swearing a lot. When he calmed, he went under the shower and my Ivy and I joined him. We fucked him so good that he was meek like a lamb. Then we talked about his problem. He agreed with us and he gave us permission to delete his newsletters page. We told him again that he can’t change the whole world and that he must control his temper about “dogs issue” before the baby comes to the world. He listened to us, accepted all we said and then he smiled. He said:

- My luvs, you are my angels. You are saving me for doing foolish and dangerous acts. Yes, I can’t change the whole world but I can change mine. What do you think if we will have two kids from the orphanage on Sunday lunch with us?

Then he explained why he wants to do it and how. Seeing that his arguments makes sense, makes him happy and keeping his focus out of dogs and pets lovers, we agreed. So he called Zdenka who gave her the name of the person in charge for all orphanages in our city. So my Ivy and he went to the one orphanage and they picked one 8 years old girl and one 12 years old boy who has no family, relatives or anyone who visits them. They practically grew up in the orphanage. My Prince collected all information from them: what they like to eat, to play, to go to and similar stuff. When we were in shopping for our groceries and for them he glowed. I haven’t seen him so happy since the day he heard the news I’m pregnant. He constantly talked about them and how we gonna have a good time with them.

He truly gave 100% of everything for those two kids. He bought a gifts for them, will cook their favorite meals (actually, the meals they never ate but wanted to eat), bake cakes for them and he prepared a big bags of various candies plus very high allowance. We also agreed that we will behave and will not tell the kids about our love triangle to not to confuse them. We’ll pretend we’re “roomies”. My Prince can’t wait for tomorrow. He is already in the kitchen with my Ivy and they are baking cakes and preparing the meals. So, my Prince find the best therapy for his soul: loving abounded kids and doing nice things for them making their life better and happier and knowing him, it’s not one-time occasion.

In closure. Let me tell you something in his defense. My Prince IS NOT against normal dogs and animal lovers. Again, he is against people who treats dogs and animals better than other people; who treating them as equal, family members, best friends or more valuable than people. Such things really make him mad. I want to remind you again, my dear readers, that my Prince is very unique person and he has a big heart. Reading this diary and some earlier ones, you might have opposite impression, but I’m telling you: if you would have a chance to sit and talk to him, to see how much he loves people and the way he respects them and treat them, you will see how wonderful person he is. He already helped numerous individuals on various ways because he values everyone’s life but bullies’, rapists’, vandals’ and molesters’. He is an angel. You just need to shoe on his pair of shoes and you’ll see the same as my Ivy and I see. For my Ivy and I surely wouldn’t stay a single minute with him if he isn’t the person as he is.