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Felicia: Skyrim Lesson #17


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Hi Everyone!

 

Inspired by the crossovers that have happened around here a month or so ago between Tirloque, Elf Prince, Resdayn.  I decided to reach out and do a crossover of my own. I’m happy to present, Skyrim Lesson #17


 

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After a long and aggravating journey with her 2 companions, Felicia finds herself in the familiar setting of the Moorside Inn in Morthal.  

 

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Felicia (to herself):  Damn...it feels like it’s been 4 months since I’ve had some time to myself.  Luckily, I was able to trick Marius into taking his fucktoy to see the Jarl and finally have a moment to myself to not listen to their constant cooing...let see if the bar holds any prospects for tonight.

 

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Felicia (to herself):  Same old bad bard...and a new face, but he’s not much of a looker.  Highly doubt he could ever satisfy me…

 

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Felicia (to herself):  I’ll just head to the bar, get a drink, and get ready for a quiet, peaceful night alone.  

 

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Felicia:  So can I get uhhh…

 

Elf Stranger:  Excuse me, Ma’am.

 

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Elf Prince:  My Name is Elf Prince, and I felt it was my duty as a prince to tell you what people are saying behind your back...Nice Ass!

 

Felicia:  Well that’s real original...did you use all 8 of your brain cells to come up with that one? Screw off elf boy, I’ve got not time for you.  

 

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Elf Prince:  No Wait! You have no idea the distance I’ve come to see you!  I’ve lept across dimensions just to get this chance.

 

Felicia:  Right….and now you’re blowing it.  I’ve got 3 minutes for you. Make it quick.  

 

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Elf Prince:  I’m a prince from another dimension, looking for someone to make my Queen.  You’ve got the body of a Princess with your hair like ebony and your eyes like emeralds.  Please, let me show you the depth of my love for you!

 

Felicia:  Listen short-stuff, that’s really sweet and all, but your current size is that of a small child.  Said another way...You must be THIS tall to ride.

 

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Elf Prince:  With my hair like this, I exceed your height requirement.  Plus I’m really good at this sex stuff, would you please open your legs for me?  

 

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**THRACK**

 

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Felicia: Time’s Up.  No means no.

 

Alchemist Hut

 

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Elf Prince:  And that’s the Story, Good Alchemist.  I need a potion to help me grow big and make my love fall for me!  

 

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Alchemist:  So you’re taking a pass at our Thane?  Crazy man...everyone around here knows Felicia is more of a “show me” girl.  I have 2 potions that can help you.

 

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Alchemist:  First Potion,  I call it Love Potion # 6.  It builds off the work of another Alchemist to enhance your overall size, please don’t check your pants in here, and it makes you irresistible for a time.  I wanted to try it on my husband, but he never drinks my potions...or eats my cooking. Ungrateful Bastard.

 

Prince drinks the potion, immediately.

 

Elf Prince:  Woah...So this is what it’s like to be Human Sized.  I hope this doesn’t take some getting used too.


 

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Prince grabs the second potion and drinks it.  

 

Alchemist:  That second potion is an invisibility potion.  In order to “Show” Felicia your talents, You’ll have to get into her house first.  She’s notoriously private so you’ll have to sneak in.

 

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Elf Prince:  Woah! I really am Invisible.  Thank you, Good Alchemist. You’ve done a charitable thing today.

 

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Alchemist:  Charitable? This good time is going to cost you.  

 

Pat….Pat….Pat….SLAM!

 

Alchemist:  DAMMIT! I forgot to get the payment BEFORE he drank the potions.  Those ingredients were costly…

 

Felicia’s House

 

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

 

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Felicia (to herself):  I swear to Dibella, if it’s another Vigilant of Stendarr I’m going to murder him.  

 

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Felicia:  Huh? I guess there was no one.  Weird, I could have sworn someone knocked.  Guess I better get back to stretching. This bath is going to feel so good!

 

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Elf Prince (to himself):  I did it! The potion worked just like the alchemist said.  I’d better stay quiet until my time comes...wait...what is she doing?

 

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Elf Prince:  M3I5K116OYkaAXv8PN6L7UC5sYvNzfHUSGezJkgheZeDkZFgzkwt-bDgXXqdx1WVz5sjhTsoSghPwl5e-wSAL1HQsljq9Mt9BtbE4BfZ2BhpdgR8HpeThEpJJybPT4l6h1vuozEg

 

Felicia:  MMMMPH...so tight.

 

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Felicia:  Ahhh...loosen up the back.  

 

Elf Prince (to himself):  OMG! She’s perfect.

 

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Elf Prince (to himself):  I’ve gotta get a closer look.  

 

Felicia:  Nnngh… damn hips.  

 

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Felicia:  I planned on waiting till a bit later, but I think I need to take care of myself now...Mmmphf…

 

Elf Prince (to himself):  What a Shame...

 

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Elf Prince (to himself):  Time to help her out.

 

Felicia:  *Panting*

 

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The prince eases Felicia onto her back and begins to perform one of his best techniques...the Tongue tornado.  

 

Felicia (surprised):  hhhhgh...AHH...Wah?...nnhhhgh!

 

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Felicia (to herself):  I thought I was alone in here.  I didn’t...I didn’t..FUCK! Whoever this is, is REAAALLY good.  

 

Felicia:  Listen up you invisible bastard...Don’t say a word...If you stop for one second...I’ll...I’ll kill you…

 

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With that, the Prince started moving faster.  Causing Felicia to make louder lewd noises

 

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Felicia:  oooh...Fuck...Yes...YES...YESS!

 

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Suddenly Felicia pushed back on her invisible lover’s head.  Putting some distance between him and herself.

 

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Felicia:  Well that was a pleasant surprise.  I had no idea an intruder like yourself would be so keen on trying to please me…

 

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Felicia:  Come on, I have something else I want to try.

 

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Felicia:  Come on then, invisible man.  Show me how good of a fuck you are.  You’re not going to get a better invitation than the one I’m giving you right now.  And remember...Don’t say a word..

 

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The Elf Prince moved in quickly, this was the reason why he came to Morthal.  Without delay he inserted himself into Felicia

 

Felicia:  Oh Merciful Dibella...you’re huge...You have no idea, how much I’ve needed a man like you tonight.

 

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The Prince began to thrust faster and faster…

 

Felicia:  Yes...ahh...yes...Help me get out of my clothes…

 

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Felicia:  I feel..that you’re ready to cum...invisible man...Keep going...Keep Going…

 

Elf Prince:  Aughhh..AHHH

 

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As the Elf Prince was about to cum inside Felicia, Felicia wrapped her leg around his head and threw him head first into the pool of water.

 

Felicia:  Sorry Mystery Man, but you don’t get to cum inside without me knowing who you are first.

 

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Elf Prince:  COugh...COugh...Cough...What the blazes...I was about too.

 

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Felicia:  Catch me you Elf Bastard!

 

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Adeptly, the Elf Prince caught Felicia.  Felicia regarded his face for a long while...

 

Felicia:  You’re that Elven Runt from the Inn earlier aren’t you?

 

Elf Prince:  I am...but I’m not a runt anymore.

 

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Felicia looked down

 

Felicia:  You certainly are not.  I had no idea you were so skilled or so well endowed.  

 

Elf Prince:  Do I meet your Height requirements now?

 

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Felicia:  Fuck me, you Elfish Hunk.  

 

Elf Prince:  As you Command.  

 

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Felicia wasn’t sure whether is was the meade or her loneliness over the past couple of days but she couldn’t help but get close to the stranger in her home.  

 

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He was so good at making love that Felicia starting to think there might be something to his story about being an extra-dimensional prince.  

 

Felicia (to herself):  This can’t be Sanguine...or Molag...shit!  Why can’t I think straight…

 

Felicia:  I’m gonna...cum...are you going to..too?

 

Elf Prince:  Urgh….

 

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The room filled with black smoke as Felicia separated from the Elf Prince again.  Felicia’s playful laughter filled the bathing room as she disappeared.

 

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Elf Prince:  Woman, this is the 3rd time you’ve pushed me away as we’ve come to a climax,  I’m beginning to think you’re never going to let me finish properly

 

Felicia (eerily everywhere):  What’s the matter? The Prince can’t take a little bit of teasing?  

 

Elf Prince:  I can handle teasing...but I’d like to get down to business.

 

Felicia (eerily everywhere):  Then why don’t you come to the proper location for something like that?


 

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The Elf Prince searched a short while until he found Felicia’s bedroom.

 

Felicia:  Well that didn’t take a whole lot of time...Tell me Prince, are you ready to go all the way?

 

Elf Prince:  I’ve never been more ready in my entire life.  

 

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Felicia:  Oh, Prince...Can you keep going?  I want to continue…

 

Elf Prince:  Of course Felicia..I want too...uggggh..

 

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Felicia:  What was that...I...WH! Why are you shrinking?!?

 

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Felicia:  He passed out...and shrank to a really small size.  Was it an illusion spell? Potion? How DARE he use performance enhancing magic to get into my bed…

 

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Felicia (angrily):  GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE ELF RUNT!

 

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Felicia (angrily):  AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU’RE BIG AGAIN!

 

*SPLASH*

 

*Birds Squawking*

 

Elf Prince:  UGhhhhhh….


 

Alchemist Hut

 

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Elf Prince:  Woman! I demand that you make me big again!

 

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Alchemist:  Oh...OHMIGOSH! *laughter*...You’re back!  And you’re even smaller than before! *Laughter* Sure I can get you back to your old size...5000 Septims.  

 

Elf Prince:  Absurd! It was because of your potions that I’m this way.

 

Alchemist:  Those potions that you stole from me...now it’s 8000 Septims...keep talking back, the price will keep going up.  

 

***The Lesson here, which I suppose is two fold, is

Don’t steal from your local Alchemist, they work hard.  

And ALWAYS read the label on whatever medicine you take.  There might be some unexpected side effects***  

 

 

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I have read this episode 2 times in the row and enjoyed very much. I had a good laugh too. Thank you for using my character in your game. He looks much better then in mine. :smile:

As for Felicia, she is divine and I adore her. I'm glad he had sex with her. :smile:

 

The picture in the spoiler is my favorite one:

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P.S. One or two pictures in the story weren't uploaded correctly. There are links but they are corrupted.

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Oh, my, very hot episode. Ivy and enjoyed very much. Felicia is very hot and she is very beautiful too. I knew my Prince will love it.

Thank you for excellent work.

 

As for reading the "instruction" on the products, my Prince always reads them. We don't, but he does for he wants to know ingredients, effects and side effects of the product. :smile:

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Honestly I would expect some wild marsh troll jumping on Prince's ass in that pound ;) 

 

Nice Crossover, it was fun read :smiley: I had a good laugh :smile: 

 

Great work :smiley: 

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Rofl at the ending. The screens where she kicks him out are hilarious. But also the other ones, where he's invisible are kinda poetic. Anyway, Prince's elf misadventures are about to become legendary. And this one was a very pleasant lighthearted sample. :classic_biggrin:

 

As for the cross-over, only one Malicia has really been involved in was the one with Gwynolda. She was mentioned/represented in Skyrim Lessons, but she discovered same time everyone did. :classic_wink:

 

Malicia : « Heeheehee, he tried to get bigger ! :classic_laugh: Hey-y Prince ! You're doing it wrong ! Next time you wanna look bigger, try these ankle-boots-m-9976b-s8.jpg, they work better, yes.  :classic_happy: »

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3 hours ago, Resdayn said:

Honestly I would expect some wild marsh troll jumping on Prince's ass in that pound ;) 

 

Nice Crossover, it was fun read :smiley: I had a good laugh :smile: 

 

Great work :smiley: 

Hahahahahahhahahah - you became obsessed with my ass. Always wanting my her to be fucked. Can you tell me why? ;)

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Just now, Elf Prince said:

Hahahahahahhahahah - you became obsessed with my ass. Always wanting my her to be fucked. Can you tell me why? ;)

Skyrim is dangerous place for asses ;)  regardless the gender :smile: 

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2 hours ago, Tirloque said:

Malicia : « Heeheehee, he tried to get bigger ! :classic_laugh: Hey-y Prince ! You're doing it wrong ! Next time you wanna look bigger, try these ankle-boots-m-9976b-s8.jpg, they work better, yes.  :classic_happy: »

Hahahahhaaahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahha. You have to visit oculist. My elf is tall. It's the camera angle that makes him small. ;)

Buy the way, there is a proverb in our country: "Small in height, big in pants" :tongue:

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3 minutes ago, Resdayn said:

Skyrim is dangerous place for asses ;)  regardless the gender :smile: 

I agree with that. I agree. :smile:

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4 minutes ago, Elf Prince said:

Hahahahhaaahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahha. You have to visit oculist. My elf is tall. It's the camera angle that makes him small. ;)

Hahah XDDD

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13 hours ago, Elf Prince said:

I have read this episode 2 times in the row and enjoyed very much. I had a good laugh too. Thank you for using my character in your game. He looks much better then in mine. :smile:

As for Felicia, she is divine and I adore her. I'm glad he had sex with her. :smile:

 

Thanks again for letting me borrow your Character!  It seemed like a natural crossover.  

 

13 hours ago, EvalovesEP said:

Oh, my, very hot episode. Ivy and enjoyed very much. Felicia is very hot and she is very beautiful too. I knew my Prince will love it.

Thank you for excellent work.

 

As for reading the "instruction" on the products, my Prince always reads them. We don't, but he does for he wants to know ingredients, effects and side effects of the product. :smile:

You're welcome, Eva!  You were part of the reason I considered doing something like this!

 

12 hours ago, Resdayn said:

Honestly I would expect some wild marsh troll jumping on Prince's ass in that pound ;) 

 

Nice Crossover, it was fun read :smiley: I had a good laugh :smile: 

 

Great work :smiley: 

 

Hmm, Image result for booty meme

 

11 hours ago, Tirloque said:

Rofl at the ending. The screens where she kicks him out are hilarious. But also the other ones, where he's invisible are kinda poetic. Anyway, Prince's elf misadventures are about to become legendary. And this one was a very pleasant lighthearted sample. :classic_biggrin:

 

As for the cross-over, only one Malicia has really been involved in was the one with Gwynolda. She was mentioned/represented in Skyrim Lessons, but she discovered same time everyone did. :classic_wink:

 

Malicia : « Heeheehee, he tried to get bigger ! :classic_laugh: Hey-y Prince ! You're doing it wrong ! Next time you wanna look bigger, try these ankle-boots-m-9976b-s8.jpg, they work better, yes.  :classic_happy: »

Poetic huh?  (adding poet to my list of skills).  Glad you enjoyed!  I also learned how to export my presets.

 

Mora:  <<Subject Malicia, This one has learned Dimensional Travel! >>

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33 minutes ago, djregs said:

Poetic huh?  (adding poet to my list of skills).  Glad you enjoyed!  I also learned how to export my presets.

 

Mora:  <<Subject Malicia, This one has learned Dimensional Travel! >>

Malicia : « Hi-i♪ Mora ! I'm glad you're being healthy and all ! I'd be happy to kiss you on the cheek if you travel by Winterhold, but only if you don't transform into something creepy, you see:classic_lightbulb: »

 

It's funny how my associate gets popular recently. I don't share the Marsoric sister's presets though, but if you want to make Mora visit Winterhold's little shack I can make sure he finds his way towards it. :classic_wink:

 

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14 hours ago, Tirloque said:

Malicia : « Hi-i♪ Mora ! I'm glad you're being healthy and all ! I'd be happy to kiss you on the cheek if you travel by Winterhold, but only if you don't transform into something creepy, you see:classic_lightbulb: »

 

It's funny how my associate gets popular recently. I don't share the Marsoric sister's presets though, but if you want to make Mora visit Winterhold's little shack I can make sure he finds his way towards it. :classic_wink:

 

Yeap. Malicia is very popular. Too bad we don't see her often.

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4 minutes ago, Elf Prince said:

Yeap. Malicia is very popular. Too bad we don't see her often.

I agree, but time, time... There are always too much things to do, and too little time available... :classic_angel:

 

Anyway, I intend to ask people what (who) they want to see after current chronicles arc is finished : Malicia, or an adventure shared by the four sisters at once. Aaand, it's not impossible we get to see her before the end of current arc : you know how she is, always meddling with others' business. :classic_wink:

 

Anyway, now that she knows that DJregs characters are able of dimensional travel, she'll probably watch out for Ergon very closely in the next entries. :classic_biggrin:

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1 hour ago, Tirloque said:

 

Anyway, I intend to ask people what (who) they want to see after current chronicles arc is finished : Malicia

Her in all kind of sex variables ;) especially with my wood elf :smiley:

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11 hours ago, Turkey The Liar said:

Awesome story :blush:

Thanks Turkey! 

 

5 hours ago, Tirloque said:

Anyway, now that she knows that DJregs characters are able of dimensional travel, she'll probably watch out for Ergon very closely in the next entries. :classic_biggrin:

That can be arranged! 

 

3 hours ago, The Gauntman said:

Well done, and a good lesson to learn in the end. But we all need performance enhancing magic from time to time. 

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