Felicia: Skyrim Lesson #17
Hi Everyone!
Inspired by the crossovers that have happened around here a month or so ago between Tirloque, Elf Prince, Resdayn. I decided to reach out and do a crossover of my own. I’m happy to present, Skyrim Lesson #17
After a long and aggravating journey with her 2 companions, Felicia finds herself in the familiar setting of the Moorside Inn in Morthal.
Felicia (to herself): Damn...it feels like it’s been 4 months since I’ve had some time to myself. Luckily, I was able to trick Marius into taking his fucktoy to see the Jarl and finally have a moment to myself to not listen to their constant cooing...let see if the bar holds any prospects for tonight.
Felicia (to herself): Same old bad bard...and a new face, but he’s not much of a looker. Highly doubt he could ever satisfy me…
Felicia (to herself): I’ll just head to the bar, get a drink, and get ready for a quiet, peaceful night alone.
Felicia: So can I get uhhh…
Elf Stranger: Excuse me, Ma’am.
Elf Prince: My Name is Elf Prince, and I felt it was my duty as a prince to tell you what people are saying behind your back...Nice Ass!
Felicia: Well that’s real original...did you use all 8 of your brain cells to come up with that one? Screw off elf boy, I’ve got not time for you.
Elf Prince: No Wait! You have no idea the distance I’ve come to see you! I’ve lept across dimensions just to get this chance.
Felicia: Right….and now you’re blowing it. I’ve got 3 minutes for you. Make it quick.
Elf Prince: I’m a prince from another dimension, looking for someone to make my Queen. You’ve got the body of a Princess with your hair like ebony and your eyes like emeralds. Please, let me show you the depth of my love for you!
Felicia: Listen short-stuff, that’s really sweet and all, but your current size is that of a small child. Said another way...You must be THIS tall to ride.
Elf Prince: With my hair like this, I exceed your height requirement. Plus I’m really good at this sex stuff, would you please open your legs for me?
**THRACK**
Felicia: Time’s Up. No means no.
Alchemist Hut
Elf Prince: And that’s the Story, Good Alchemist. I need a potion to help me grow big and make my love fall for me!
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Alchemist: So you’re taking a pass at our Thane? Crazy man...everyone around here knows Felicia is more of a “show me” girl. I have 2 potions that can help you.
Alchemist: First Potion, I call it Love Potion # 6. It builds off the work of another Alchemist to enhance your overall size, please don’t check your pants in here, and it makes you irresistible for a time. I wanted to try it on my husband, but he never drinks my potions...or eats my cooking. Ungrateful Bastard.
Prince drinks the potion, immediately.
Elf Prince: Woah...So this is what it’s like to be Human Sized. I hope this doesn’t take some getting used too.
Prince grabs the second potion and drinks it.
Alchemist: That second potion is an invisibility potion. In order to “Show” Felicia your talents, You’ll have to get into her house first. She’s notoriously private so you’ll have to sneak in.
Elf Prince: Woah! I really am Invisible. Thank you, Good Alchemist. You’ve done a charitable thing today.
Alchemist: Charitable? This good time is going to cost you.
Pat….Pat….Pat….SLAM!
Alchemist: DAMMIT! I forgot to get the payment BEFORE he drank the potions. Those ingredients were costly…
Felicia’s House
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Felicia (to herself): I swear to Dibella, if it’s another Vigilant of Stendarr I’m going to murder him.
Felicia: Huh? I guess there was no one. Weird, I could have sworn someone knocked. Guess I better get back to stretching. This bath is going to feel so good!
Elf Prince (to himself): I did it! The potion worked just like the alchemist said. I’d better stay quiet until my time comes...wait...what is she doing?
Elf Prince:
Felicia: MMMMPH...so tight.
Felicia: Ahhh...loosen up the back.
Elf Prince (to himself): OMG! She’s perfect.
Elf Prince (to himself): I’ve gotta get a closer look.
Felicia: Nnngh… damn hips.
Felicia: I planned on waiting till a bit later, but I think I need to take care of myself now...Mmmphf…
Elf Prince (to himself): What a Shame...
Elf Prince (to himself): Time to help her out.
Felicia: *Panting*
The prince eases Felicia onto her back and begins to perform one of his best techniques...the Tongue tornado.
Felicia (surprised): hhhhgh...AHH...Wah?...nnhhhgh!
Felicia (to herself): I thought I was alone in here. I didn’t...I didn’t..FUCK! Whoever this is, is REAAALLY good.
Felicia: Listen up you invisible bastard...Don’t say a word...If you stop for one second...I’ll...I’ll kill you…
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With that, the Prince started moving faster. Causing Felicia to make louder lewd noises
Felicia: oooh...Fuck...Yes...YES...YESS!
Suddenly Felicia pushed back on her invisible lover’s head. Putting some distance between him and herself.
Felicia: Well that was a pleasant surprise. I had no idea an intruder like yourself would be so keen on trying to please me…
Felicia: Come on, I have something else I want to try.
Felicia: Come on then, invisible man. Show me how good of a fuck you are. You’re not going to get a better invitation than the one I’m giving you right now. And remember...Don’t say a word..
The Elf Prince moved in quickly, this was the reason why he came to Morthal. Without delay he inserted himself into Felicia
Felicia: Oh Merciful Dibella...you’re huge...You have no idea, how much I’ve needed a man like you tonight.
The Prince began to thrust faster and faster…
Felicia: Yes...ahh...yes...Help me get out of my clothes…
Felicia: I feel..that you’re ready to cum...invisible man...Keep going...Keep Going…
Elf Prince: Aughhh..AHHH
As the Elf Prince was about to cum inside Felicia, Felicia wrapped her leg around his head and threw him head first into the pool of water.
Felicia: Sorry Mystery Man, but you don’t get to cum inside without me knowing who you are first.
Elf Prince: COugh...COugh...Cough...What the blazes...I was about too.
Felicia: Catch me you Elf Bastard!
Adeptly, the Elf Prince caught Felicia. Felicia regarded his face for a long while...
Felicia: You’re that Elven Runt from the Inn earlier aren’t you?
Elf Prince: I am...but I’m not a runt anymore.
Felicia looked down
Felicia: You certainly are not. I had no idea you were so skilled or so well endowed.
Elf Prince: Do I meet your Height requirements now?
Felicia: Fuck me, you Elfish Hunk.
Elf Prince: As you Command.
Felicia wasn’t sure whether is was the meade or her loneliness over the past couple of days but she couldn’t help but get close to the stranger in her home.
He was so good at making love that Felicia starting to think there might be something to his story about being an extra-dimensional prince.
Felicia (to herself): This can’t be Sanguine...or Molag...shit! Why can’t I think straight…
Felicia: I’m gonna...cum...are you going to..too?
Elf Prince: Urgh….
The room filled with black smoke as Felicia separated from the Elf Prince again. Felicia’s playful laughter filled the bathing room as she disappeared.
Elf Prince: Woman, this is the 3rd time you’ve pushed me away as we’ve come to a climax, I’m beginning to think you’re never going to let me finish properly
Felicia (eerily everywhere): What’s the matter? The Prince can’t take a little bit of teasing?
Elf Prince: I can handle teasing...but I’d like to get down to business.
Felicia (eerily everywhere): Then why don’t you come to the proper location for something like that?
The Elf Prince searched a short while until he found Felicia’s bedroom.
Felicia: Well that didn’t take a whole lot of time...Tell me Prince, are you ready to go all the way?
Elf Prince: I’ve never been more ready in my entire life.
Felicia: Oh, Prince...Can you keep going? I want to continue…
Elf Prince: Of course Felicia..I want too...uggggh..
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Felicia: What was that...I...WH! Why are you shrinking?!?
Felicia: He passed out...and shrank to a really small size. Was it an illusion spell? Potion? How DARE he use performance enhancing magic to get into my bed…
Felicia (angrily): GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LITTLE ELF RUNT!
Felicia (angrily): AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU’RE BIG AGAIN!
*SPLASH*
*Birds Squawking*
Elf Prince: UGhhhhhh….
Alchemist Hut
Elf Prince: Woman! I demand that you make me big again!
Alchemist: Oh...OHMIGOSH! *laughter*...You’re back! And you’re even smaller than before! *Laughter* Sure I can get you back to your old size...5000 Septims.
Elf Prince: Absurd! It was because of your potions that I’m this way.
Alchemist: Those potions that you stole from me...now it’s 8000 Septims...keep talking back, the price will keep going up.
***The Lesson here, which I suppose is two fold, is
Don’t steal from your local Alchemist, they work hard.
And ALWAYS read the label on whatever medicine you take. There might be some unexpected side effects***
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