Events take place shortly after the events of “Celena: Practice makes Perfect”

 

 

Celena (To herself): That’s It! I’m done with today. No more magic, No more lessons, and no more men trying to get me naked. I’m just going to go home and relax for the evening.

 

 

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

 

Voice Outside: BY ORDER OF THE JARL!

 

Celena (to herself): Of all the worst times… Maybe I can just open a the door a crack and….

 

 

The Guard, bursts into the room after Celena cracked the door.

 

Overzealous Guard: My Lady, I come with an urgent message from the Jarl…

 

 

Celena: Ahhh! Go Away!

 

 

Overzealous Guard: I’m sorry, milady, but the Jarl demanded your presence at once!

 

 

Celena: And you just had to charge into my house, immediately didn’t you?

 

 

Overzealous Guard: I’m in trouble aren’t I?

 

Celena: We’ve got a smart one here…

 

A short time later at Dragonsreach….

 

 

Proventus: ...and then she proceeded to beat the poor boy for the next 2 hours. He’ll have to spend this evening at the Temple of Kynareth just to recover properly.

 

Jarl Balgruuf: Ahhh...such outbursts are common amongst nord women. I assume the poor boy deserved it, Celena?

 

 

Celena: Yes, my Jarl. He attempted to enter my property by force…

 

 

Jarl Balgruuf: Say no more. I’ve called you here this evening as I have need for you and your Blades. There is a fort in my lands I know you’re familiar with. Recently, it has fallen to a force of bandits and is disrupting trade throughout the region. You and your Blades are to route the bandits and restore ownership to me.

 

 

Celena: Of course, Jarl. But wouldn’t a detachment of guards be able to handle a simple bandit encampment?

 

Jarl Balgruuf: Be careful with this assignment, Celena. There are reports of man-sized Dragons on the property. Blades from your line have sworn themselves to defend Whiterun from the Dragon threat. That is why I chose you to complete this task. Also, an Imperial Soldier of some importance was captured. You are to free him and return him to me

 

Celena: Understood. I’ll be on my way.

 

Back at the Blades Camp

 

 

Celena (to herself): Good thing I keep spares of my training equipment.

 

Celena: Blades, I’ve called you all together tonight because we have a mission. Tonight we will eliminating bandits from Fort Greymoor. The Jarl has advised that they are disrupting trade and as such is under enormous pressure to establish a route to the Capital.

 

 

Celena: Armor Group, you will attack the ramparts of the fort and eliminate any resistance. Hitomaru and I will sneak in the back and quell any within. We’ll also be searching for the missing imperial soldier.

 

Armor Group + Hitomaru: Understood!

 

 

Celena: I want to talk about our practice, today.

 

 

Hitomaru: What about it? Am I not to use my sword around you inside the Fort?

 

 

Celena: You have potential, Hito. But that technique was dangerous. Not only for me but for you as well. You were open to counter-attacks that you weren’t prepared to defend against. For now, that technique is forbidden. Only use it if your life depends on it and remember just because someone is without their weapon and their armor, doesn’t mean they’re defenseless.

 

At Fort Greymoor

 

 

Celena: Ok Squad, Masks on. Armor group move to the fron….

 

 

Celena (Laughing): What the hell is that?

 

Hitomaru: It’s my mask.

 

 

Celena (laughing): Well, points for creativity. But it looks like you’re trying to scare children, not assault a fortress. Let’s move out.

 

Inside the Fort

 

 

Celena (whispering): Not the most pleasant of backdoors, but we didn’t raise any alarms.

 

 

Celena (whispering): Traps everywhere, can’t go that way.

 

 

Celena (whispering): Looks like that trap has been sprung. Let’s go this way.

 

 

Stupid Bandit: Prepare to Die!

 

Celena: Here’s where the fun begins.

 

 

Celena and Hitomaru fight there way through the Fortress looking for the soldier. Celena fights her way towards a door when..

 

 

Armored Bandit Outlaw: You’re Dead! Dead!

 

 

Celena cuts the Outlaw down with one stroke but as the bandit falls her swords hits the burning pyre igniting the flammable substance carelessly puddled on the group.

 

Celena dives towards the door to avoid getting burned.

 

 

Hitomaru: Master!

 

 

Celena: Hito! Work your way towards the ramparts and meet up with the Armor Group. I’ll meet up with you all later.

 

 

 

 

 

Fort Greymoor Tower

 

Hitomaru: Finally! Almost to the Ramparts.

 

 

Hitomaru: Wait, there’s the soldier....and who is that shrouded figure?

 

Shrouded Woman: Looks like Blades work quickly. Shame, I ran into the novice. Celena would have made for much better sport.

 

Fort Greymoor Prison

 

Shield Bandit: I’LL BURY YOU!

 

Celena (to herself): you’re the only one going to the graveyard today, scumbag.

 

Celena cuts down the bandit

 

 

Celena: Ooooh! You’re not going to be the same after that one.

 

Horker Bandit: Nods in agreement, gasping for air.

 

Unknown Argonian Voice: AHAHAHA AHAHA! SHE SAID YOU WOULD COME AND YOU CAME! To think my prey would come seek me out!

 

Unknown Argonian: I have waited for this hunt, Celena. Since my birth my body has been trained to end your self righteous line of Blades. I am Huntspale Pwoon! And long have I waited to ravage you.

 

Celena: Well, that’s quite the backstory. But you’ll find I’m hard to take down.

 

Huntspale Pwoon: Let us test my enchanted blades vs. your swordmanship!

 

Fort Greymoor Tower

 

 

Hitomaru: I’m sorry Master Celena isn’t able to play right now. But perhaps I can be of service? I certainly can’t let you leave. And you seem like a smart woman. I’d hate to have to fight you.

 

Shrouded Woman: On the contrary my Bone-swordsman. If you won’t let me leave, a fight is EXACTLY what I’m looking for.

 

Hitomaru: Shame, but so be it.

 

Hitomaru and the Shrouded figure clash in several bouts. Neither gaining the advantage.

 

Shrouded Woman: Celena has taught you well, my Boneman. But you’ve no idea the danger she’s in.

 

Hitomaru: What’s the danger? Where’s the soldier?

 

Shrouded Woman: You’d be better concerned to worry about your own head!

 

The Shrouded Woman swings both her blades at Hitomaru’s neck.
Hitomaru (to himself): Shit!

 

Fort Greymoor Prison

 

Celena: You’re sloppy and lack composure. You can’t hope to reach me, even with two swords. Much less the 1 I’ve left you with.

 

Huntspale Pwoon: These enchanted blades were supposed to leave you defenseless! HOW!? How are you disarming me?!

 

Celena: Ever heard the saying “the man makes the sword”?

 

Huntspale Pwoon: Enough of your riddles! I will take vengeance with what I have left!

 

Celena: You’ll try...

 

 

Ebony clanks to the ground, leather tears, bone crumbles:

 

 

Hitomaru: Secret Technique: Shredding Jaw

 

The formerly shrouded woman gasps in surprise.

 

Hitomaru (to himself): Now’s my chance to improve the technique.

 

Hitomaru puts the nude woman in a chokehold.

 

Hitomaru: Now tell me what you know!

 

Formerly Shrouded Woman: My! Mr. Boneman you are impatient! I’ll tell you everything you want, just stop rubbing my butt.

 

Hitomaru (to himself): what? I’m not…

 

 

Formerly Shrouded Woman: You seem to have skilled hands, however. Take me over to the wall.

 

Hitomaru (confused): What’s going on, I’m not trying too...

 

Formerly Shrouded Woman: You say you’re not trying to rape me? Then why are your fingers in my cunt?

 

Hitomaru (looks down): What?!

 

 

Formerly Shrouded Woman: But it would be frustrating if your were to stop now...take your robes off, I’m ready.

 

Fort Greymoor Prison

 

Celena: It’s over, Argonian. You’re disarmed. Give up.

 

Huntspale Pwoon: WHY? Why is this happening? I was to reap my vengeance not lose pathetically to you. I won’t give up. I can’t!

 

The Argonian’s body starts to stretch and change shape until...

 

Huntspale Pwoon: RWOOOOAR!

 

Celena: Draman!

 

Fort Greymoor Tower

 

Formerly Shrouded Woman: Oooh, Mr. Boneman. You’re doing so well. Who knew you could get me so wet so fast?

 

Formerly Shrouded Nymphomaniac: You’ll let me know when you’re close to coming too, ok?

 

Hitomaru (confused): ….Yes...dear…

 

Formerly Shrouded Nymphomaniac: You’re thrusting so fast! OOOOoooOOOH. Lift my leg up to get further in!

 

 

 

Hitomaru: Dear….I’m...cumming…

 

Formerly Shrouded Nymphomaniac: I know, dear! Me too!

 

Formerly Shrouded Nymphomaniac (Whispers): ...But you don’t get to cum inside...

 

*THWACK* a blow to the side of Hitomaru’s head crumples him to the floor.

 

Formerly Shrouded Nymphomaniac: You men are all the same. See a pair of breasts and you’re smitten with lust.

 

Formerly Shrouded Nymphomaniac: It makes you all the easier to control as well….

 

Hitomaru and the Nymphomanic hear a great roar from the depths below.

 

Magical Nymphomaniac: That's my cue to leave. Shame though, I almost came… I’ll need to take care of it later. As for you, my little Boner-man. You will stay there at the height of your orgasm until you die from the pleasure. Not a bad way to go…

 

Magical Nymphomaniac: If you do survive and you find me again, don’t make it so easy next time…

 

Fort Greymoor Central Yard

 

Blade 1: Fair Fight, Eh Partner?

 

Blade 2: It was pathetic. These Bandits couldn’t stop a draugr.

 

Blade 1: True Enough. What a bunch of Milk Drinkers....

 

At that time, a door slammed open in the ramparts and Celena comes flying out.

 

Blades: Master!

 

Celena hit the group missing a wall by mere inches. She tried to gather herself but all she could muster was...

 

Celena: Blades! Draman!

 

The Armor Division turned to face the new threat, but it was already upon them. The beast was upon them before they had time to defend. Each lay defeated from a single blow of the Draman.

 

Draman: RWOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

 

Celena: No one messes with my students, brute. COME AT ME!

 

The beast charges, but right before he gets close Celena lets loose a powerful Earth Spell the severely injuries the monster.

 

 

 

His stunned body falls to the ground and transforms back into the argonian.

 

Huntspale Pwoon: My brothers…will...end...your...

 

Celena prepares the to the deliver the finishing blow.

 

Celena: HUAAAAHHHHHH!

 

Huntspale Pwoon slumps to the ground before Celena’s stab hits. She kicks him over as the 2 Blades draw their swords.

 

Celena: You won’t be hunting this poon anymore.

 

She kicks the Argonian unconscious.

 

Celena: Blades, take care that this Argonian does not move. I have many questions for him. I have to go find, Hito.

 

Fort Greymoor Tower

 

 

Celena (to herself): Quite the body count. The cuts, while effective, lacked polish. He could have defeated these all with less flailing.

 

 

Celena arrives upon a clearing to find Hitomaru lying nude in a pile of hay, covered in his own semen. His clothes neatly folded near by.

 

Celena: HITOMARU! Now is not the time to be Napping! Wake up!

 

 

She notices that his eyes have rolled back and his body is convulsing.

 

Celena: Hitomaru? Hito! Hito!

 

Some time later at the Temple of Kynareth

 

 

Celena (to herself): The priestess finally got him to stop shaking, Thank the Divines. I shouldn’t have let him go alone like that.

 

Celena stands and watches as Hitomaru clenches his hands.

 

 

Hitomaru: Ugh, I feel like I’ve run full force into the walls of Whiterun… How long have I been out?

 

 

Celena: It’s been a day, Hito. When I found you at that Tower, you were convulsing and naked. The priestess here finally got it to stop. What happened?

 

Hitomaru: After we were separated, I ran into a woman, shrouded in black armor, with the soldier. The soldier was lying still on the bed behind her. The woman kept saying she had to leave so, I attempted to stop her.

 

 

Hitomaru attempts to stand up but is unable to support himself and falls into a sitting position.

 

Celena: You shouldn’t move for a while. Priestess wants to watch you for a few days until you can walk again. So you ran into this woman...and you fought?

 

Hitomaru: Yes, she had great skill with her ebony blade and dagger. She nearly cut my head off until I….

 

 

Celena: Until you what?

 

Hitomaru: Until I used the Shredding Jaw technique.

 

Celena: So you disarmed and disrobed her but that doesn’t explain the state I found you in. Then what happened?

 

Hitomaru: I moved in to prevent a counterattack, but before I could put her down. My body began moving on it’s own. Everything she told me to do I did.

 

Celena: I think I can piece it together from there. Can you describe the woman for me? Do you remember anything?

 

Hitomaru: I remember Ebony Hair at shoulder length, Green Eyes, and a gold ring on her left hand. It had a green Gem Stone of some design in it.

 

 

Celena: You are quite lucky to be alive, Hitomaru. You fought Felicia, an agent of Dibella and the Thane of Morthal. Rest for now, your training begins in earnest when you can walk again.

 

Outside of Fort Greymoor, a day earlier.

 

 

Felicia (to herself): Was not expecting to have such a tough fight tonight… That Boneman was quite the warrior. Shame he probably won’t survive. Also, that Argonian failed to take out Celena even with that Dragon transformation. Hopefully the others in his band are more successful with their targets. At least I was able to kill the imperial soldier before he spilled the beans.

 

 

Felicia (to herself): I’d better get moving. For the next part of this plan to work, I’m going to need more manpower. (Sigh) Guess, I’ve got no choice but to find that idiot, Marius. Where ever that failure of a Thane ended up.

 

So what did you think!? Do you like the story? Do you want to see more of Celena and her Blades? Or would you rather see more of Felicia? Let me know in the comments below!