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The bitch ?


Evaloves4

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> Last night when we were laying in the bed before the sleep, I was doing some things on my tablet while my luvs cuddled and smooched. Then we heard very loud:

- EVAAAA!!!

(very short silence, and again)

- EVAAAA!!!

Since our bedroom is on the street side, but the window was replaced on the other side of the wall, we cannot see on the street. So I replied:

- Yeees? Who is it?

Male voice: Eva, come back! Do you hear me?!

Me: Who are you? What do you want?

Male voice: Eva, nooooooo!

My Prince jumped on his feet, took his gun and ran on the street. My Ivy followed him. When they returned they laughed very hard. I asked them why are they laughing.

Ivy: Eva is the bitch!

Me (realizing that there was another person with my name): Honey, how can you say such thing for the woman you don't even know?

Prince: Princess, Eva is a dog bitch that ran away from her owner and he was chasing her.

I blasted in laughter too. This is the first time I heard my name given to a dog. Sharing the same name with an animal can be funny sometimes although I hope less animal spices have the same name like me especially pigs, cows, goats and snakes. ?

 

(The dog's bitch name wasn't Eva but it was my real name. I don't want to tell you which is it. :classic_tongue:)

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27 minutes ago, KoolHndLuke said:

"Damn, Woman! You carry on like a Eva in heat!"  :P

> All I will tell you that my real name have also three letters as my avatar

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22 minutes ago, Evaloves4 said:

> All I will tell you that my real name have also three letters as my avatar

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I'm terrible at guessing. And it's not like you would confirm anything anyway.... ;)

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:classic_laugh:

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This is the first time I heard my name given to a dog.

I know that feeling, since my childhood.  :classic_rolleyes:

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2 hours ago, worik said:

:classic_laugh:

I know that feeling, since my childhood.  :classic_rolleyes:

> It is interesting that in our country dog and animal owners gives their pets and the animals English human names and if the animals have some special body or behavioral mark, they use Croatian name. So, if the dog or a horse is completely white, they will call him Bjelko (Whitey). I think many people doesn't know why it is like that. They just follow the trend.

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41 minutes ago, Evaloves4 said:

> Don't get it. Can you give an example, please.

I gave my old dog the name "dog"

 

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4 hours ago, Resdayn said:

I gave my old dog the name "dog"

 

> Thanks. There is a theory about the meaning of  giving the name to dogs, or things or naming your sexual organs, but I won't going into it now. :D

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1 minute ago, Evaloves4 said:

> Thanks. There is a theory about the meaning of  giving the name to dogs, or things or naming your sexual organs, but I won't going into it now. :D

I think people just name them randomly.

 

 

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