Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

16 hours ago, Comrade Laura 'Lokomootje' said:

That is easy.

It's is because, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Longer spears, Laura

Why do people think boobs bounce like the adverts on this site?

Cause uhh, unrealistic standards

 

Why does it take more time to be able to park than to drive to the parking lot?

[Laura]

Because some things are just stupid.

 

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?

[Guest]

DUNNO TBH

 

 

[SimpleSpectre]

Why can't the owl even ask a stupid question?

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

He probably forgot

 

Why didn't you make one up for him?

[Laura]

Because the can't imitate his stupidity.

 

What is this ?

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

a banana

 

Who would eat it?

[Laura]

Adventurers.

 

Why is crying?

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

cause tears are streaming down their face 

 

What made them sad?

[Fifoo]

The lack of positive emotions.

Why aren't there more people on earth acting like this little piper?

 

Spoiler

Piper (2016) - Short Film - Disney Pixar

 

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

Cause they don't want to click on the link

 

Why is Dirk Gently's such a good series?

[Laura]

Because Dirk sounds like Dick.

 

What is a silencer?

[Fifoo]

A person who does not scream during an orgasm.

What is a search engine?

[Guest]

A train searching for the tracks.

 

Why do trains have smooth wheels and run on smooth tracks?

[Fifoo]

So that the train does not need to stop in the stations.

Why we didn't invent the colander that lets noodles pass and not water.

[Laura]

Because that would be silly.

 

Why do I love the word silly so much?

 

 

[Fifoo]

Silly can make you think of silky in a nonsensical way, sort of ...

 

Why do I always want to say such things ... Can you tell me?

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

Because we have a desire to not be serious all the time, hence why we shitpost here

 

Will I regret eating that last bit of dessert?

[Laura]

Ask your bowels.

 

What is an apple supposed to look like?

[Millicent Bystander]

kinda oblong, shiny surface patented bevel no headphone jack

 

is it weird if I answer a question from ages back?

 

On 1/13/2018 at 4:07 AM, Comrade AethyrMipe said:

Lighting 

 

Why do pikemen beat hoplites?

I was gonna say reach, but the hoplite spear could be just as long as a pike, so I'm gonna assume it's because the pikemen would have some sort of padded hauberk whereas the hoplites didn't

 

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

Yes, but I'll take it anyways, and actually in 99% of cases, the pike was much longer than the spear iirc

 

Where did the mech go rest?

[Fifoo]

The mech ended up going into the big trash, a mech who is resting is not worthy of his task.

 

Where did I put this thing, whatever it was?

[Laura]

Near your thingy you got from that one place.

 

What is trying to kill me?

[Comrade AethyrMipe]

Ze rabbit

 

Does it have a cool hat?

[Laura]

The coolest he could find.

 

What is he wearing?