I would like to talk about Thonnir for a moment...
So, I've been playing a little Skyrim, and I ended up doing Laid to Rest, and since I'm way too low lever to take on Morvath, I thought I'd take Thonnir as backup. .
To explain how that makes me feel, I'd like to tell you all a story. I was once at a club where they'd hired a comedian for the night. He was a good comic, and everyone was laughing apart from one guy standing back by the bar who kept heckling. And the comedian tried a few put downs and none of them seemed to work. So in the end, he tried to change the subject.
"I don't know if you know this", he said, "but there's been some interesting scientific research recently. Apparently some scientists wanted to find out if size really did matter. So they did what scientists do and conducted a survey. What they found was that, all other things being equal, the average male penis is about three millimeters shorter than the average female vagina is deep. There are roughly three billion women on this planet of ours, so if you do the maths all those three millimeter lengths adds up to something like five hundred thousand miles. Think about that for a moment. Five hundred thousand miles of vagina that never gets used. Half a million miles of useless cunt."
"And there's five foot six of it standing over there, by the bar!"
And that, gentle reader, is more or less how I feel about Thonnir.
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