My dad wanted to make up to my Prince for making him drunk and pranking him. He apologized to him first the next morning during our family coffee time, and second, since my Prince likes to cook, he promised him he would teach him how to prepare a frogfish. Before they started my mom said to my dad:

- Listen to me very carefully now, Livio! If you trick Prince or embarrass him, or prank him, I swear, I won’t be coming home for a long time, and this time I mean it! He is not your toy to make fun of. Start showing him the proper respect. You hear me?

My dad said he hadn’t in mind to do it and when he wanted to kiss my mom, she didn’t let him. She went to my Prince, put her palms on his cheeks, and kissed his forehead telling him she loved him. (That is her love signature to us). So, my dad, my Prince, and my Ivy, of course, stayed the whole morning in the kitchen on Saturday since they hadn’t had to be at work. My Prince did all the job according to my dad’s instructions and supervision. The lunch was fantastic and we all complimented the cook. He was humble as always, giving all credit to my dad for teaching him. I believe my dad realized then that my Prince was a bigger man than him in every way. Making fun of somebody or pranking him to humiliate him doesn’t make you a man, but a pussy, as my Ivy would say.

Malicija asked us if we would join her and Silvano in watching “Dune 2” in the cinema on Saturday night. We agreed since we like science fiction. But my Prince endured barely 15 minutes. The sound was too loud for him because he couldn’t stand the noise and he left the cinema. Of course, my Ivy and I followed him and very soon Silvano and Malicija came after us. My Prince didn’t like us leaving the cinema because of him, but we told him if we came together, we leave together. No separations. So, we returned home and watched the movie online. During the movie, my luvs “pfffd”, and made various dissatisfaction sounds until they couldn't watch it anymore. For them, the movie was a disaster while the three of us liked it. Then we had a very healthy disagreement. Nobody insulted each other but attacked/defended acting, logic, failures, and similar. In the end, they stayed at our place overnight and we blasted in laughter when hearing Malicija say undertone after a long period of silence:

- Shit movie? Pffffttt. And you two blondes call yourself a science fiction fan. My ass.

A very attractive 26-year-old young lady came to my office yesterday to talk to my Fran about permission to set up a stand for natural beauty line cosmetics near our ordination for seven days. She said she sells very expensive French products which you cannot buy in every shop. She brought several free samples for us and said her company is willing to pay the rent for the stand whatever it cost. My Fran, although having full authority and autonomy to decide whatever he wants, invited my luvs and Lidija, the e.b. members to decide about it together with him. Well, who would say that there will be a small incident during our conversation. Namely, that young lady wore a very nice costume with a mini skirt. She was sitting across from my Prince and Ivy and whenever my Prince looked at her, she covered her legs with her hands, although he looked her in the eyes. It provoked him so much that he angrily said to her:

- Why are you treating me like a sexual predator by covering your legs whenever I look at you? Let me tell you something you, hypocrite! You are not even close to the beauty and attraction of these three ladies here and I have no interest in you whatsoever. So, you either stop with your stupid performance and behave normally or leave the office at once!

We knew my Prince hated such behavior of women, but we didn’t expect him to react to it. The young lady was stunned for a moment and we thought she would leave, but instead, she apologized and we made the deal. We rented her a spot for a stand and if she would make a profit within a week, we’ll extend her contract for a month or so. Anyway, I think she learned her lesson: Do not treat people like sex predators if they don’t behave like ones. Rather check your inner detector. Plus, do not wear short skirts if you do not want men to see your legs.