Mercy

So, did you like your reward Hero?

Angela

A weekend with you, whats not to like?

Mercy

Yeah it was pretty good for me too

Angela

Hah, you know I do enjoy these moments more then anything?

Mercy

Well laying in bed with me is a good way to spend your time, better then running to help some goat fucker find his lost sheep or something

Angela

You know I like helping people in need, it's my duty as a Divine Champion. But then there are those who tall dark and very sexy well I can't resist them.

It's just something about someone like that I love more then anything

Mercy

Heh yeah, well I'll admit I am fond of foolish Heroes they have a certain charm about them, a charm I love to mess with a lot

Angela

Yeah you do like to do that

Mercy

So, what do you wanna do next?

Angela

Let's just enjoy this moment, me you no one else

Mercy

Okay, I guess I can stare into your eyes a little while longer

Angela

You ever think about...I mean... so like...... you know what nevermind

Mercy

Spill it, or I'll make you spill it

Angela

Uh, fine. Look I love you and I'm not ashamed of us but.... is it wrong?

Mercy

Well it ant boring if thats what your asking?

Angela

You know what I mean

Mercy

You think we are incestuous?

Angela

I'm just curious to hear your thoughts, I mean the way people look at you when you kiss me, or we hold hands in public. People talk Mercy

Mercy

FUCK People!

Angela

Hah yeah Fuck'em

Mercy

Look, this is messed up we've talked about this but incest. We are not Blood Sisters we're... kind of like two sides of the same coin and shit. Look, you came out of Mother not me, I was created when two monsters took away our parents. I came from you so...

Angela

So... your saying what?

Mercy

I'm saying this is fucked up love and shit, now if we both came out of Mother sure but I'm not your Sister I'm you just a little more twisted and sexy

Angela

Heh yeah you are beautiful to look at

Mercy

You should see me naked

Angela

Yeah I should, take off your clothes

Mercy

Hah yeah theres the Ange I love!

Angela

So, we're not having incest. Good to know, because the Divines look down on that shit and I'm trying to stay in their good graces

Mercy

Wait a minute, so you were worried about upsetting your Divines?

Angela

I mean the thought was on my mind yeah

Mercy

Well I think one of them would understand

Angela

Mara?

Mercy

The Goddess of Love? Yeah! What we have is love, love for one another love because of one another. We are what we are and we are not ashamed of it, right Angela?

Angela

I'm not ashamed of you, to be seen with you so kiss me all you want, hold my hand or even fuck me in the street because I do not care what people think. I love you Mercy 

Mercy

You want to fuck in public now?

Angela

Uh, I mean I did not mean to... you know how I feel about public sex?

Mercy

How about down an ally?

Angela

Then you'd be a whore because I'd be fucking you!

Mercy

I'd be your whore though

Angela

Mercy, come on

Mercy

How about behind Belethor's General Goods?

Angela

I'm not having public sex with you

Mercy

Okay, sure go ruin my sexual fantasy and take away a girls dreams

Angela

<Grunts> Fine... but at night, no ones around and while invisible

Mercy

Sweet!

Angela

I'm going to regret this, I just know it

Mercy

Do you regret this?

Angela

No!

Mercy

You want to spend all eternity with me?

Angela

Yes!

Mercy

You love a Necromancer

Angela

And you love a Cleric

Mercy

Fuck yes I do. Heh infact I heard a joke the other day. It said that Necromancers just like Clerics, just with bad timing

Angela

Heh, where did you hear that?

Mercy

It's a secret

Angela

You can keep no secret from me

Mercy

<Giggles> Hey, stop I'm ticklish!

Angela

Oh, I know!

 

 

The Next Day

Mercy

You really sure you want to do this?

Angela

Oh I sure do

Mercy

Fine! Enchanting is better to Alchemy, change my mind

Angela

Enchanting can benefit from Alchemy though

Mercy

And Alchemy also benefit from Enchanting?

Angela

Yes. So the counter point makes them equal, because they can both work together and become better so without the other they are weaker

Mercy

Hmm, true enough I guess

Angela

So I win?

Mercy

Okay, yes you win!

Angela

Yay!

Mercy

Okay but Enchanting makes your Boobs smaller

Angela

That is a lie

Mercy

Look at your boobs!

Angela

There is nothing wrong with-- Okay one Mercy my boobs are well covered up and this whole armor set has a built in illusion to make it look... you know.  Really think I'd walk around like this in public?

Mercy

Yeah you would

Angela

Would not! Okay okay I do want to get into this engagement with you again. The point stands I'm right!

Mercy

Fine, you win you always win! 

Counter debate, Pussy is better then Ass change my mind!

Angela

What?

Mercy

Getting your Pussy fucked is better then your Ass getting fucked

Angela

Uh, yeah I'm not debating that because a Penis is meant to go into there

Mercy

Wait, I thought you were an Anal kind of girl, you know to keep pure for the Gods and shit?

Angela

I've never had anal sex--

Mercy

That is a lie

Angela

Let me finished. I have never had anal sex, with someone other then you

Mercy

Oh, yeah

Angela

Okay. My turn Nord or Redguard?

Mercy

Redguard

Angela

Redguard, Jinx!

Mercy

I mean come on what's gonna beat whats between Redguards legs?

Angela

Fine. Um, how about Heavy Armor or Light?

Mercy

Your debates suck. I don't do armor

Angela

Oh yeah. Um..

Mercy

No, it's my turn.

Angela

Fine

Mercy

Me or Me?

Angela

Uh, you?

Mercy

My Ass or your Ass?

Angela

Mercy it is the same ass, they are equal

Mercy

Mines better!

Angela

How would you know, it's behind you

Mercy

Because I know how much you love to kiss it

Angela

Ohhhh I get it, your calling me an ass kisser again

Mercy

You are though. Admit it!

Angela

I'm an ass kisser. Happy?

 Okay, my turn. Daedra or Aedra?

Mercy

Daedra!

Angela

No, Aedra!

Mercy

Wait, we talking Blessings or Worship rewards or?

Angela

Either, which one is better?

Mercy

Tell you want, let me blast your ass with my Daedric gift and you blast my ass with your Aedric gift

Angela

My gift would likey kill you

Mercy

We're immortal

Angela

Semi-Immortal, it could kill me too or your gift could also kill me or you

Mercy

Fair point, so they are both equal?

Angela

Hmm, yes in a sense yes

Mercy

I love our little debate games

Angela

Me too, okay okay. Aria Bal or Tyq'ra?

Mercy

Uh, Tyq'ra what a stupid question

Angela

No I think Aria would win

Mercy

Hmm, okay but what if we fucked them though?

Angela

You mean if I fucked Aria Bal and I fucked Tyq'ra who would outlast who?

Mercy

She'd outlast Bal!

Angela

I mean maybe they are equal as well?

Mercy

How so?

Angela

Aria has something to fight for, what does Tyq'ra have?

Mercy

She... has me

Angela

Your not her lover, your not even really friends

Mercy

WE ARE!

Angela

Heh, okay. Enough of the BS! My Ass or my Pussy?

Mercy

Oh your Ass!

Angela

Thank you.

Mercy

Nipples or Ears

Angela

Um... again I say what?

Mercy

Piercings, do you prefer them on my nipples or my ears

Angela

Uh, both are great and you like have them all over your body, face included

Mercy

Okay okay these are getting lame now. What's a good one?

Angela

I know.

Mercy

Well then Hero?

Angela

Me or Lullaby?

Mercy

You!

Angela

Seriously?

Mercy

I love you, you idiot!

Angela

Really?

Mercy

What part of I love you do you not get?

Angela

I don't know, you spend a lot of time with her

Mercy

She's a friend

Angela

Just a friend?

Mercy

Why are you doing this?

Angela

I'm enjoying your face turn red

Mercy

My face is not RED!

Angela

It is now

Mercy

I hate you

Angela

No, you don't. You love me, you want to be with me forever and ever besides what would you do without me?

Mercy

This face is not bothered

Angela

Real grown up Mercy

Mercy

Ha ha oh you are so easy to wined up

Angela

You finished?

Mercy

You gonna stop staring at my tits? 

Angela

Nope!

Mercy

How grown up of you

Angela

Speaking of which. Having you in my head as a Teenager was fun

Mercy

Because you'd get horny all of a sudden?

Angela

I think thats part of puberty Mercy. No, I am referring to when you would whisper in my ear as I played with myself

Mercy

Ohhhh!

Angela

You also pranked me pretty well

Mercy

I mean it was one or two times Ange

Angela

Telling Uric Hammer-Hand that I liked him and wanted his babies was not cool... I mean at the time. Now that shit makes me laugh but at the time I hated you for it

Mercy

You did want his babies though

Angela

I was 14! My ovaries were going nuts! Boys went from EW! To Ew..

Mercy

Remember our first time?

Angela

With a your body or you?

Mercy

When I was inside your head dummy!

Angela

Yes, I recall it

Mercy

Wanna recreate it?

Angela

Upstairs?

Mercy

Yeah, like I'll turn invisible. You lay on the bed and I'll whisper into your ear

Angela

Hmm, does kind of sound hot

Mercy

I just had the best idea ever!

Angela

Yeah?

Mercy

Invisible orgy!

Angela

Um... Mercy that is

Mercy

Brilliant I know

Angela

No, I mean... well how would it work?

Mercy

Everyone say for the girl would be invisible

Angela

Invisible dicks, just what everyone needs in an orgy

Mercy

Heh yeah that be funny

Angela

You know that would never work right?

Mercy

Why not?

Angela

Because how are they gonna have sex when no one is able to see each other

Mercy

Hmm, good point

Angela

Someones getting poked in the eye

Mercy

Hah! Now thats funny

Angela

Not for the poor girl

Mercy

Something wrong?

Angela

You hear that?

Mercy

What?

Angela

The door, sounded like someone was knocking

Mercy

I don't hear nothing

Angela

Someone was knocking, I swear on it

Mercy

Coming Hero?

Angela

Just give me a moment

Mercy

I'll be upstairs waiting

Angela

Okay

Mercy

Try not to take 3 days this time

Angela

I'll be just a moment baby