famous last words

[The DarkSlayer]

Pull my finger.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

"Hmm is this gun loaded?"

[wampa]

"I don't have your money"

[MonicaAngelBlade]

"It's ok they don't bite"

[Ragged Robin]

Florence Nightingale:

"I'm feeling better now"

 

Oscar Wilde:

"Either this wallpaper goes or I do"

 

unknown British General during the Napoleonic wars (I think)- Correction - American civil war:

"They couldn't hit a barn door at this dis...."

 

When the news got out about Voltaire being on his deathbed, the local parish priest visited him. Voltaire was renowned as a profound skeptic and atheist.

Priest: "Now is your chance to give up the Devil and all his works."

Voltaire: "It's a bit late for me to start making enemies now!"

 

The late, great musician, Warren Zevon:

"Enjoy every sandwich"

[wampa]

"I'm not sick"

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

"Why me?"

[lolerzness]

"Suck the tears off my dick you ugly mud fuckers!"

[Guest Deliria]

"Yes, I'll order the Puffer Fish from the menu, please"

[wampa]

"Ahhhhhhhhhh look at the cute doggy"

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

"NO, not that one!"

[Guest]

"More Weight" (Giles Corey: tried as a witch in Salem and condemned to be executed by being crushed by giant rocks/weights)

[The DarkSlayer]

....but...we had a deal...

[Guest]

"Take a step forward lads, it'll be easier that way" (Robert Erskine Childers)

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

"REEF!!"

[Dreamer102]

"I do"

[The DarkSlayer]

"The code is..."

[sammythesquirrel]

oooh pretty....

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

"Watch out for that TREE..."

[lolerzness]

"Dang city folk with their flying machineees"

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

"I wonder if this is edible?"

[sammythesquirrel]

dont pull that lever ! huh this lever?

[quasimodo75]

"You sure there is no current on this wire?" (Electrician)

 

"All javelins over to meeeee!" (Roman centurion)

 

"There are no mountains in this area." (Pilot of a low-level attack aircraft)

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

"This fog is so thick you can't even see this mountain road."

[lolerzness]

"Onore Buddah!"