The Love Triangle
Uthgerd: I saw you fighting the other day. You handle the sword with perfection. Where did you learn to fight?
Thank you. I don't know. It just came naturally.
Sven: Get ready! You'll feel it coming!
Lydia: I'm ready to get my fix. Go ahead, fill me up.
Sven: SLASH EJACULATING!! *ejaculate*
Lydia: Ouuuuh aheeeeen. YESSSS!
The bandits are right there, let's be careful.
What is this wall with these strange inscriptions?
Lydia: It is a wall of words of power. And the writing on it is in an ancient language.
But don't ask me what it means, I have no idea.
Raah. Rain. I hate rain.
Lydia: My thane. You are a Nord like me. So how come you don't seem to know anything about the country?
I'm not from here, Lydia.
Lydia: Not from here? But you are Nord.
If I told you, you would probably find it hard to believe me.
Lydia: Always say.
I am not from that time. I come from a distant time. Long after this one.
Lydia: You mean...you came from the future??
Yes. And in my time, there are no more caves or anything like that. I live in a futuristic city.
Lydia: But how did you get here then? And how, why?
I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out.
Let's rest here until the rain stops. We'll be back on the road afterwards.
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