Storm: So they're holed up in a cave? What are they bandits? Well they do have the exact same lines and equipment as bandits...Wow Bethesda sure are lazy.
Storm: ... Is that trap supposed to stop me from getting into that chest? Because I've seen two year olds set better traps.
Storm: Here are their plans, you should have seen the trap they had in front of the chest these where in
Aela: Complicated was it?
Storm: The exact opposite, it was insulting how obvious and how easily avoidable it was, So what's next
Aela: You need to go kill one of their leaders next.
Storm: Shouldn't be too hard.
Storm: I fucking hate the rain, better get inside fast, kill everyone and then coc myself to Jorrvaskr.
Storm: I'm insulted at how easy that was, better get back to Aela to tell her that the jobs finished.
Aela: Holy shit how did you get in here without using the door.
Storm: Through the magic of coc
Aela: Through what?
Storm: Not important, I see the twat at the keyboard was too lazy to take a new shot. So what's next?
Aela: Kodlak wants to see you, I think he knows about what we've been doing
Storm: guess I'll go see him then.
Kodlak: I hear you and Aela are working to avenge Skjor's death, you should stop he was avenged ages ago.
Storm: I know that, I'm not doing it out of a senseless need for vengeance over a guy I knew for 3 days
Kodlak: Then why?
Storm: Mostly rage, since I got turned into a werewolf in the hope that my curse would be lifted only for it to not get lifted burdening me with two curses now.
Kodlak: Ah I see, then I believe we can help each other
Storm: I'm all ears old man
Kodlak: Very well, what do you know of the glenmoril witches?
Storm: They're old, ugly, Hircine worshiping hagravens that tricked one of the previous harbingers into accepting the curse of lycanthropy.
Kodlak: That's pretty much the long and short of it, I want you to go and wipe them out.
Storm: They're as good as dead
Kodlak: and bring their heads back.
Storm: Here's glenmoril coven, I bet the old man wants their heads as proof or something.

One massacre later

Storm: Holy fuck, what happened here?
Uthgerd: The silver hand attacked the companions
Storm: I hope the old man is ok
Storm: FUCK
Vilkas: Where have you been?
Storm: Wiping out a coven of witches for Kodlak
Vilkas: Well I hope it was important because the silver hand attacked while you where gone and killed him
Storm: I have eyes Vilkas I can see that
Vilkas: They also stole all our fragments of Wuuthrad
Storm: And you want me to help you get them back while getting revenge on the silver hand
Vilkas: Yes
Vilkas: We're here, time to wipe out those Silver Hand bastards.
Storm: Vilkas you should calm down, the old man's dead he doesn't care if we avenge him or not.
Vilkas: It doesn't matter what you think.
Storm: Fine then I'm not leaving any for you.

One more massacre later

Storm: there're the fragments lets grab them and leave
Vilkas: S-so much death, so much blood, so much fire.
Storm: Awww looks like I scarred you for life, I told you I wasn't going to leave any for you to get your nonsensical revenge on
Vilkas: The worst part was the complete silence you killed them in apart from when you used the Thu'um
Storm: Seriously, man up Vilkas neither your brother or Aela where intimidated when I fought alongside them and I fought in the exact same way.
Vilkas: Lets just get these fragments back to Jorrvaskr and attend Kodlak's funeral.