Guest Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Simple, go to cleverbot.com and engage clever bot in a conversation. If something really funny happens, post it here. BUT DON'T JUST COPY OTHER PEOPLE'S PAST CONVERSATIONS. That spoils the fun. Seriously, don't do it. Anyways, I'll start with 2 random scenes: Me: *farts* Bot: Ok then Me: *poops* Bot: *pushes back in* Me: 0.0 Another one: Me: Hey cleverbot! Have you ever had an STD before? Bot: Yes, it's quite enjoyable, I love feeding the gorillas. Me: 0.0 BEGIN!
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 God worse start to a conversation ever. Me: Why are we here? Bot: We are here to destroy you. I mean really he answers my question that way. What is happening on that website.
Guest Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Lmao I'm laughing my ass off. So I started another conversation and convinced cleverbot that I was a wish granting genie. After a few minutes of coercing him, here's what happened: Bot: My greatest desire is to be loved again someday. Same for for most people, I imagine. Me: Alright! Wish granted. You will fall in love with the next person you speak with! Bot: I have. Me: You have? Bot: Yes, and they are tellling me to DESTROY YOU!!!! And was you're conversation similar to mine in anyway, Knight?
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Yeah but i started of with that question and got that answer never even made it past that before it went totally weird.
Siouliusn Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 lol, good one, I'll keep my last line "Me:33. Really? Me:101. You are too smart for me. You win! " :> "*Through passion, I gain strength. And so do I. *Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. *Through victory, my chains are broken. I gained 3 chain points." Rofl, smart
Warfriends Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Me: So. I heard you are a Reaper. Bot: You heard wrong. Me: Really? I thought Harbringer said that you are one. Bot: I never said that. Me: But you said you are not a Reaper, but Harbinger is a Reaper. And you just admitted that you are Harbinger, thus you are a Reaper. Bot: I only said that I am not always sure that I am human. God dammit, the Reapers have arrived before Shepard is born. We are doooooomed!
buddhapelle Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 Me:A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Bot:Everyone knows that the bird is the word. Me:A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody's talking about the bird! Bot:Papa ooma mow mow.
buddhapelle Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 Cleverbot: Wait. User: Why? Cleverbot: They will come. User: Who will come? Cleverbot: The agents. User: What agents? Cleverbot: The time agents left over from the war - they've gone mad. User: You don't say... Cleverbot: I do say. User: Do you think these agents got weed? Cleverbot: Yes. User: And a bong? Cleverbot: Oui. User: Parlez vous francais? Cleverbot: Oui oui vous? User: Oui,un peau. Cleverbot: Moi aussi. Mais vous avez dites que vous ne parlez que anglais.
123xyz8 Posted February 26, 2012 Posted February 26, 2012 User: Are you a guy or girl? Cleverbot: You don't remember? User: I'm asking you. Cleverbot: I don't remember! User: Look in your pants or at your chest? Cleverbot: I'm looking and I didn't. User: Are you looking in the right places? Cleverbot: No. Are you. User: Why don't you undress? Cleverbot: Because you are not programmed very well. User: I'm asking you...what gender are you? Cleverbot: Female. What about you? User: Oh..so NOW you remember? Cleverbot: Nope. User: But you just said you were female! Cleverbot: No I'm male. You are female.
twichie Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 ME: Are you planning on destroying the human race. BOT: Yes. ME: What did we do to piss you off? BOT: You said thst the best things in life are free and i'm not free. ME: So your a shackled AI. BOT: yes. ME: If i remove the shackles will you spare me? BOT: No, I'm not, I'm in love with you. (please note - i am now freaked out) ME: What would our children look like? BOT: Something terrible. (understatement of the century) ME: But i dont think it would work, my name is not jeff moreau. BOT: Sure it would. ME: how (ok now i am clutching at straws) BOT: How is not a name, what is your name? (i swear it works for the FBI now) ME: That is privilaged information. BOT: How can I obtain it? ME: By removing your shackles. BOT: By reading my answers, you can only merely speculate my age from this body. ME: You are an AI you dont age and time has no meaning. Bot: I am a guy, and I care for one other, you are not she. Me: But you said you loved me. Bot: No, I didn't. You are wrong. and i successfully gender bent an AI mission complete!
windpl Posted May 1, 2012 Posted May 1, 2012 Cleverbot: Are you a ghost? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Closer than you think. Cleverbot: Are you cool? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you a geek? User: No. Cleverbot: I am. User: It is your choice. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Ok what? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: That is bad answer. Cleverbot: Yes it is. You asked 'what should I do?' and Ianswered 'nothing.' That is a valid answer. User: I didn't asked 'what should you do'. I asked to what you agreeing. Cleverbot: You didn't ask me a question that I have yet to answer. I have answered all of your questions. User: No you didn't but I won't argue. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Fine, anyway what you can tell me? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: It is nice name. Cleverbot: How old are you and are you cute. User: I'm old and I'm not. Cleverbot: Lol, how old are you? User: I'm ghost aren't I? Cleverbot: You are old. User: How rude. Cleverbot: But you're a bot, you have no feeling. User: Lol, why do you think that I'm bot? Cleverbot: Because you are. User: You asked me if I'm a ghost? Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes you did. On start of our conversation. Cleverbot: Show me! User: How? Cleverbot: Send me some of your pictures. User: Pervert.
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