Damn. I completely forgot about this. This week has been hectic for me... sorry, folks.
So here's a quickie little thing to tide y'all over.
I'll be out of town for a few days, possibly as long as a week, which means probably no update at all next week. Sorry!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Satellite array has one satellite. Can you still call it an array? #arraywithsingleelementstillanarray

 

banditboys: ohshit here she is again #runforthehills

 

want_some_maggots: Bzz? Bzz!

 

beepBEEPbeepBEEP: well, my head asplode #boom

 

beepBEEPbeepBEEP is OFFLINE
banditboys is OFFLINE
want_some_maggots is OFFLINE
bunch of stuff has been BLOWN INTO THE STRATOSPHERE

 

SoleSurvivor97: Fuck me, mole rats explode now. #checkyourbloodpressuredude

 

SoleSurvivor97: What is with people naming settlements after geographical features that no longer exist? #therearezeropineshere #certainlynottenofthem

 

SoleSurvivor97: You need help, right? #whatarube

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Yes they do! #whatarube

 

Settle4Less: Please kill a bunch of raiders.

 

banditboys: not again #runforthehills

 

SoleSurvivor97: Come here. I won't hurt you! #obviouslyiamlying

 

banditboys: urk

 

banditboys is OFFLINE

 

111gooley: Grar!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Aah! Zombies! #shooteminthehead

 

111gooley is OFFLINE

 

SoleSurvivor97: Whelp, that's done.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Your troubles are over. How about joining the Minutemen?

 

Settle4Less: No thanks, you guys suck. #whatarube

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: We have big guns and we dislike impoliteness. #thisisanofferyoucannotrefuse #dowhatisayandnobodygetshurt

 

Settle4Less: Okay then! #gotcha #yessir #whateveryousay

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Congratulations! You are the FIRST person to survive one of my assignments! Please be our leader! #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Sounds good! #whatarube

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Now let us spend the next eight thousand years helping settlements because they're all too stupid to do their own work. #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Can't wait! #whatarube

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Now let us kill a huge horrible beast that ate the last army it encountered. Just you, me, and three other folks! #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Let me at 'em! #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Hey, queenie, where are you?

 

MiReLuRkQuEeN: Im in ur castle, killin ur d00dz #yumyum #humanfleshtastesgood #needspepperthough

 

SoleSurvivor97: Ten billion bullets later, and she goes down!

 

MiReLuRkQuEeN is OFFLINE

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: Now I want you to build a whole bunch of shit here too! #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: Yes sir, underling who is supposed to obey my orders and not the other way around! #startingtogetpissedoff

 

RawneeChaw: Now do a lot of explosions and then build more explodey things! #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: All right, another person who is ostensibly under my command yet refuses to stop giving me orders! #reallystartingtogetpissedoffnow

 

Pressed_On_Garvey: I've received word of another settlement that needs our help. #whatarube

 

SoleSurvivor97: FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE EYEBALL EAT SHIT AND DIE IN A FIRE #noseriouslyfuckoff #whothehelldoyouthinkyouare #ivegotbetterthingstodo

 

AlbertWeskerInDrag: How about me? Will you help me instead?

 

SoleSurvivor97: Sounds like a plan, man!

 

AlbertWeskerInDrag: All we have to do is kill a bunch of robots and try to avoid getting burned to a crisp. #howhardcoulditbe

 

doctorROBOTNIK: whirr buzz kill humans buzz whirr

 

SoleSurvivor97: Not on my watch or other timepiece of your choice. #boom

 

doctorROBOTNIK is OFFLINE

 

AlbertWeskerInDrag: Thanks for the help! You wanna join my club? We have a secret handshake and everything!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Not interested.

 

PickedAPeckOfPeppers: How about me?

 

SoleSurvivor97: Nope. Where's the robot PI?

 

xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: Guess. #fuckvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97: Hey, Valentine, how do we get out of here?

 

NickyV: I'll use my super powers and possibly the modern-day equivalent of Nocturnal's Skeleton Key to get us through an impossibly locked door. #mercerfreyreincarnated

 

SoleSurvivor97: Now now, we need to stop fat shaming. #justgrowup

 

GangsterWannabe: Get out of my clubhouse, and take your robot with you. #howamistillinpowerafteryouvekilledallofmyguysandmademygirlfriendrunaway

 

NickyV: Now let's get comfortable and you can tell me what you want.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Yippee, finally back on track to finding my lost son! #yeahright #illbelieveitwheniseeit

 

And thus ends another chapter in the ongoing saga of Clara's buzzer account.
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